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Tailor: *works on some clothes*
Vanity: Babyyyy!!! *hugs him from behind* how are you?
Tailor: *laughs* good, what about you, darling? *turns and hugs back*
Vanity: now that I'm with you, much better *gives a kiss on the cheek*
Tailor: *laughs*
these are some of my smurf designs and in order they are:
Smurfette
Hefty
Clumsy
Braniy
Joker
Vanity
Marco
Handy
Doctor
Tailor
Greedy
Hunter
Tracker
Poet
Chef
Painter
(P.S Hunter, Poet and Tracer were born with vitiligo)
Pov: smurfette
I wake up, I rub my eyes, I put one leg out of bed, I look at the clock hanging on the wall until it's a quarter to six, "I have to start getting ready.." I say in a low voice with a yawn.
I get myself a black t-shirt with short sleeves and jeans and I put it on quickly, then I go to the neighbor at my command and I take my elastic band for my pitch black hair even if it's a lie in reality I'm blonde but my father or at least I don't like what I should define as such so I dye it black, I look up and see that it's six o'clock so I'm going to have breakfast for me it's my younger brothers, who aren't so small anymore, they're was so small now Hackus and Vexy are fifteen this year and Sassette is ten, how quickly they grow...
I take a deep breath and while I'm preparing an omelette, I feel pressure on my back and I turn my head. It's Sassette who comes to hug me like every morning, then I also sell Vexy who is yawning and who is in her pajamas and Hackus who is already dressed and gives me a hand. to put breakfast on the old wooden kitchen table, "Sassy leave me I have to finish cooking!" I say as his grip becomes more insistent but then he gives up going to the table together with the others, it's seven o'clock in about half an hour we have to go to school, "come on and have breakfast so we can be on time" I say as I divide the omelette in four parts, a groan comes from Vexy instead Hackus and Sassette nod, after about ten minutes I see Vexy and Sassette go to their room to get dressed and finally say too..., "listen Ette..." I turn around towards Hackus with a worried look on his face 'Ette' and a nickname he only uses when something is wrong, "what happened Hackus?" I reply as I put my hand on her shoulder "no no, don't worry, it's not important!" he tells me in a fake calm voice, I hate it when he does that but I can't force him..
Then I hear Vexy's voice "we're ready, we can go!", I smile, she says those words and we walk towards my old car, which luckily still works..., we get in and she's the first to take Sassette to school and that's the before we meet after Vexy and Hackus, and finally I get to mia, let hell begin...
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This is the first chapter of my story entitled "~I jusy want to live~" (which I also started publishing on wattpad) it's nothing you will like, who talk about Smurfette création de magie who will have to survive at school and support her family made up of Sassette the younger sister then Vexy and Hackus the middle brothers, who she will have to work to support while her father Gargamella who is an absent and abusive father, the will threaten until Smurfette meets her first friends.
Small announcement, I started a story on Wattpad titled "~i just want to live~" which will talk about my smurfs human AU, so if you are interested go and see it I published the first chapter!!!.
so these days I've had a doubt about Smurfette, in all or almost all of her representations (comics, TV series and films) she always has one or more Smurfs who love her, right?
but she always refuses or makes an excuse not to choose which smurf she wants to be with, so I thought but not that Smurfette is canonically aromatic?
this in the 80's series she always said that she was too young to get married or in any case that she "LOVES" all the Smurfs equally, then in the films it seems that it doesn't get any shorter that everyone wants her and in the NOTB series it seems that she doesn't understand Hefty's feelings or However, pretend that he has no feelings for her.
what do you think?
Hello people!!!
I'm here to introduce you to my OC Unease, which is a sibiling of Smurfette, Vexy, Hackus and Sassette.
Little presentation:
it was created by Gargamel, again to find the smurfs, anyway, but again (what's new) he failed.
when they met the other smurflings she was very surprised because the smurflings wanted to immediately become friends with them, and Sassette immediately started calling they "little sister" or "little brother" (because Unease is non-binary) And after trying to attack the village (as Smurfette had done) and when they was stopped before the disaster, they had an emotional crisis and asked Smurfette and Papa Smurf why they keep taking him and Smurfette then hugged her and told them that they knows how it feels and promises to Unease that she will be with them as long as her wants, and from Unease they gets transformed into a real smurf.
Now fun facts:
-it's a demi-girl.
-suffers from social anxiety.
-The first Smurf who befriended is Smurf Timid.
-They's a bookworm.
-surprises of panic and anxiety attacks.
-her has had nightmares, and Smurfette always reassures them.
-Smurfette and them are very close.
-When Vexy and Hackus met Unease they found many intermediaries but then they became very close.
-has heterochromia.
Bonus:
this is when it was created
today I'm here to present you the dynamics of my shipsand explanations !!!!
Smurfette x hefty:
I don't think I need to say anything else.
Vanity x Tailor:
Vanity in my AU has several issues with his body although not many people know it, and so he thinks Tailor doesn't deserve someone like him, but Tailor thinks Vanity is perfect as is.
Gusty x Braniy:
I don't think I need to say anything else (part 2).
TYSM!!!!
I'm here, to show my Headcanons on Smurfette, Sassette, Vexy and Hackus!!!
let's get started right away:
-Vexy and Hackus are gay, Vexy is with a smurfgirl and Hackus is courted by Barber (I love rare ships) while Smurfette is bisexual and married with Hefty, and Sassette and pansexual is engaged to Snappy.
- when Sassette met Hackus and Vexy, she quickly grew fond of them.
-having been created they have different colors of both hats and eyes, in fact the created smurfs often have "natural" colored hair and their eyes are cyan or green.
- Vexy is the most introverted of the four, on the contrary Sassette is the most extroverted and open.
- I changed Hackus' personality slightly,made him a little more mature, and introverted but he still an adorable baby.
-Vexy together with Smurfette are the ones who keep their feelings inside them the most, but especially Smurfette.
-Vexy and Hackus enabled most of the time, off the road and living with Patric and his family in New York.
-Smurfette is the classic overprotective sister with her "younger" brothers.
- Hackus loves having his hair combed by his sisters.
-the twins (Hackus and Vexy) have heterochromia.
- Smurfette very often has nightmares about the death of the people she loves, and especially her brothers.
- Vexy and Sassette are the tomboys of the family.
- Sassette still tends to call Papa Smurf, dad.
-Hackus is short-sighted, so he wears glasses.
-Smurfette will become the leader of the smurfs village and grove village.
-Vexy is a kind of emo.
-Vexy and Sassette often tease each other.
-Hackus is one of Dreamer's best friends.
Byeeeeee!!!
So lately I'm in a crisis about who to ship Vexy, because they're both not very popular but I love them anyway and they're Vexy x Blossom and Vexy x Storm, and dynamically they come from the first one is sunshine x protector, instead the other is a sort of Friends to love.
so which ones do you prefer?
I'm here, to show my Headcanons on Smurfette, Sassette, Vexy and Hackus!!!
let's get started right away:
-Vexy and Hackus are gay, Vexy is with a smurfgirl and Hackus is courted by Barber (I love rare ships) while Smurfette is bisexual and married with Hefty, and Sassette and pansexual is engaged to Snappy.
- when Sassette met Hackus and Vexy, she quickly grew fond of them.
-having been created they have different colors of both hats and eyes, in fact the created smurfs often have "natural" colored hair and their eyes are cyan or green.
- Vexy is the most introverted of the four, on the contrary Sassette is the most extroverted and open.
- I changed Hackus' personality slightly,made him a little more mature, and introverted but he still an adorable baby.
-Vexy together with Smurfette are the ones who keep their feelings inside them the most, but especially Smurfette.
-Vexy and Hackus enabled most of the time, off the road and living with Patric and his family in New York.
-Smurfette is the classic overprotective sister with her "younger" brothers.
- Hackus loves having his hair combed by his sisters.
-the twins (Hackus and Vexy) have heterochromia.
- Smurfette very often has nightmares about the death of the people she loves, and especially her brothers.
- Vexy and Sassette are the tomboys of the family.
- Sassette still tends to call Papa Smurf, dad.
-Hackus is short-sighted, so he wears glasses.
-Smurfette will become the leader of the smurfs village and grove village.
-Vexy is a kind of emo.
-Vexy and Sassette often tease each other.
-Hackus is one of Dreamer's best friends.
Byeeeeee!!!
then it's Smurfette's different outfits, in my AU.
introduction the first is the "normal" one or the one she always wears, the second is her suit from the NOTB series while the third is the dress of the leader of the Smurf village and also the Smurf Grove one.
Smurfette: so let's recap, Vexy you want to ask this smurf out on a romantic date, right?
Vexy: yes that's what I want to do...
smurfette: that's it, it's all good but WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME HER NAME!?
Vexy: I'VE ALREADY EXPLAINED IT TO YOU WHY IT'S INBARANZED!!!
Sassette: It's Blossom, right?
Vexy: *Blushes* Shut up!!
hackus: sorry, but why don't you ask Smurfette to let you closer?
Smurfette: That's a great idea, Hackus!
vexy: not at all!!
Sassette: how boring you are, you obviously like it!!
Vexy: well you too, and your "friend" Snappy you can see there is love between you!!!
Sassette: IT'S NOT TRUE!!
*Sassette and Vexy start arguing*
Hackus: *whispers to Smurfette* but how did we end up here when we started playing truth or Dare?
Smurfette: I really don't know...
This is Reader the son of Poet and Smurfette!!
-they gets along very well with Narrator Smurf.
-I love watching the mother while she trains.
- is gay and non-binary.
- they is very intelligent.
-thanks to his mother, them learned self-defense.
- suffer from social anxiety.
having said that, until next time maybe there will be another child of some ship😉.
AND THE WINNING SHIP IS SMURFETTE X HEFTY!!!!
And here is the design of Smurfette and Hefty's daughters, Beauty (the brunette one) and Confident (the blonde one) and now some fun facts:
-Beauty is Model's best friend since they were little.
-Beauty and Confident are twins, but the older one is Confident.
-Confident is a sportswoman.
-Confident is asexual and bisexual, while Beauty is lesbian.
-they have a great relationship with their uncles, both on Smurfette and Hefty's side (who are in my AU Handy Wild and Hefty are twins, Clumsy and Snappy are brothers)
-Both sisters get along very well with all the Smurfs in the village.
-Confident as a Smurfette and very clever.
-Beauty has problems managing emotions
-Confident and Beauty, they love the song that Smurfette sang to them when they had a nightmare, which was about her adventure in the forbidden forest with the Smurf team.(the song you're talking about is "Noi smurfs siam così" by Cristina d'Avena who is Willow's Italian voice actress and the singer of the 80s Smurfs series.)
It's nothing, having said that then next with the son of Smurfette x Poet.
(p.s. the Smurfette x Hefty and Smurfette x Poet couple are two different universes, and what's more they have some other different ones)
A GLOBAL SMURFS DAY FULL OF SURPRISES!
Now THIS is big Smurfy news!…
Not only am I bursting with pride to present to you this great image featuring the best example yet as to how the all-new fully-animated Smurfs Movie Reboot will look (You have to admit, it could have sprung right from the wonderful world originally created by Peyo!), but I’m also thrilled to finally announce our fun new official TITLE:
…wait for it…
GET SMURFY!
BUT THERE’S MORE!…
Our talented voice cast is shaping up to be the Smurfiest ever…and, so far, here’s who they are:
Gargamel will be played by the hilarious RAINN WILSON (The Office, Six Feet Under)!
Papa Smurf is the great stage and screen actor/singer MANDY PATINKIN (Princess Bride, Homeland)!
Smurfette is the platinum-selling recording artist DEMI LOVATO!
Wow! How much more news can one blog deliver in a single post?
Keep checking back as more and more news and images begin to be made public!
And HAPPY GLOBAL SMURFS DAY!
- KA
this is the first family I've featured in my AU,And here is the child of Vanity and Tailor Model. :>
Now there will be a short presentation of Model and the fun fans:
- he is Beauty's best friend (spoiler she is the daughter of Smurfette and Hefty).
-she started feeling gender dysphoria when he was 50 (in Smurf years, for us it's 10/12 years).
- they took both Vanity's vanity and Tailor's love of fashion.
- he love modeling for Tailor.
- and a first-class gossip.
-how Vanity suffered/suffers from eating problems, due to dysphoria.
- demisseusal and pansexual.
-it is resistant to dust.
-loves having her hair combed by Vanity.
-he very often calls Smurfette aunt or auntie
And nothing here is the first "child" of a vast list, it's nothing until next time where I will bring the children of the couple Smurfette x Hefty or Smurfette x Poet.
but obviously I will also make the children of the other ship, but later. And I'll also add some fun facts about the children.
p.s sorry for the grammatical errors but English is not my first language 😅
ME THATS ME IM KIWI /pos
Hey guys, uhm… tumblr is a judgement free zone.. right?
I DONT KNOW IF I MADE IT CLEAR ON HERE (apologizes if I didn’t!) BUT I DO LIKE CLUMSY, HEFTY AND BRAINY😓 and I do use self inserts, cringe culture is dead 🤷♀️
Anyways, this drawing has (some) of my Smurf ships (there are a few missing)
Also if you’re wondering who sorcerer/ No name is, he’s literally the random Smurf in the new trailers.. idk he and smurfette had chemistry imo
Gabs is me, and kiwi is my friend. (She doesn’t actually like gutsy, I just put them there as a joke lol) also my art improved, so yeah..
Also yes, by technicality I do ship clumsy + hefty + brainy (because I like the three of them.) if your curious about my personal head canons on all of the Smurfs sexuality’s and genders I’ll likely make a post on that (head canons)
Hope y’all like the art‼️🗣️