Genius Idea !
Imagine Narrator have a physical body. And and hear me out.
He always stand by Stanley's left, and Stanley is always standing by Narrator's right. At it's a metaphor for the fucking left and right door.
But but! When they are holding hands Narrator uses his righ hand and Stanley uses his left.
And look at these two! How they wish to control one another! They are opposits that need one another! Dare I say two sides of the same coin.
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(OC X OC)
This is so freaking wholesome! I love it!!!❤️🥹♥️🥰😭 Great job, Moo!! I always love reading ur ideas!
…please continue Mpreg Sanguinius, I need to see Horus and him tackle the rest of their “children” development
*sigh* Well, since I'm in my HoruSang mood
Now, I like broody Sanguinius as much as everyone else, BUT, with him being part bird, it would actually make more sense for him to cling to Horus, since a lot of bird species actually has both parents raising their chicks.
Not that Horus minds it, of course. He LOVES being near Sanguinius knowing that he is carrying their children. Helps him get out of the armor if Sangy was wearing it during the "announcement", even though it's a job of the serfs. Gives him his bedroom, to rest and stay out for the time being. Lets Sanguinius just do whatever the hell he wants honestly so, while he is shocked when Sangy makes a nest, he doesn't mind it. Horus helps him even, brings him more blankets and pillows.
Now, since this is a clutch of eggs, this is not a normal pregnancy. When the eggs are out of their "mother's" body (Sanguinius hates being called a mother) both of them just kinda have a "now what?" look on their faces. Obviously those are not normal children, so no use in asking the serfs that are experienced mothers for help. They do the next logical thing and just keep the eggs warm. Obviously not sitting on them (even though the eggs are quite sturdy), but it's just Horus and Sanguinius laying in the nest and sharing their body warmth with the 5 eggs that they have. The process is made easier thanks to Sanguinius' wings.
And then they hatch. And thank the Throne they look like normal babies. Well, some have plumage and one even got wings, but otherwise? Completely normal and healthy children. Horus is crying from joy and stress. Sanguinius is crying from joy and stress. They're parents now. Actual parents. It's going to be so hard to explain this to the Emperor, but, surely, he won't do anything bad to his own grandchildren??
They can finally get the help of serfs that share the tips on raising children. How to hold them properly, what's normal for babies and what's not, what babies eat, HOW to feed them, how often, how babies sleep... There's so much and it's going to take time from the Crusade, so the two now somehow need to juggle parenting and xenocidal campaigns. But do Horus and Sanguinius regret having kids? Not in the slightest!
First post of da year!! I hope everyone’s 2025 is full of Sanuso💞
For day 3 of that fem dabihawks event 🙏 fantasy au this time
more royai babies .... snooork mimimimi...........
Inch-high samurai 💘
I present to you, Sootbito and the Sootchiha~
Drawn crudely by me, angry lil things~ ( ꈍᴗꈍ)
Sootkashi coming soon~
Roy: I wasn't that drunk
Maes: you were flirting with Riza.
Roy: so?? She's my wife
Maes: you asked if she was single
Maes: and you started crying when she said she wasn't
𝐀 𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐃𝐘 𝐈𝐍 𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄
brushing up on physical intimacy might be hard for an adeptus like xiao. however, he's willing to put in the effort for a romantic like you.
⟡ content: xiao x gn!reader; sfw; fluff; xiao is ALWAYS serious about wanting to learn more about you :') ; 1.5k words
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You froze in shock hearing what Xiao had just asked.
“Do you want to kiss?”
The words reverberated in your head. Did you need to schedule a visit with Baizhu to have your ears checked? Or did your serious-minded adeptus actually initiate wanting to kiss you? If it was any consolation, Xiao seemed an equal measure flustered by his own request.
You had just begun to unwind for the night at Wangshu Inn—Xiao pouring out tea, and you folding laundry to be put away—when he spouted the question.
Seeing your wide eyes barely blink, Xiao blurted out, “You kept talking about the opera we watched”—he cleared his throat—“and about how romantic the kiss was.”
You flushed.
The romanticist in you couldn’t help it though. At Liyue Harbour, the Yun-Han Opera Troupe had just performed a story of forbidden romance. It was a tale of two lovers who had been banished to opposite sides of the night sky. For only a single day out of a year, birds would form a bridge to help them reunite. And when they met, they shared a passionate kiss beneath the heavenly skies dotted by milky stars and galaxies. You had almost been moved to tears. Believing that Xiao was unaffected by such things, you freely chattered about it the way back to Wangshu Inn after the performance. Gushing endlessly about the magic of it all.
“It was! But, that doesn’t mean that I want to”—
You sucked in a breath, cutting yourself off.
Well, you didn’t not want to kiss Xiao. You just weren’t prepared at all for this.
“It’s just that you said it so suddenly!” you said, shaking out a blouse that matched the shade of pink that spread across your cheeks.
Affection came in many forms between the two of you—heartfelt conversations on moonlit nights, swims in Yaoguang Shoal when the weather warmed up, exchanging trinkets from one’s adventures—but neither of you had engaged in anything physical. It seemed like an invisible line not to be crossed. Shoulders side-by-side, but never touching. Hands brushing, but never holding.
You stored your small pile of clothes away, staring aimlessly into the open drawer trying to figure out a reply. He sounded so genuine in his offer, how could you turn it down? Resolute, you shut the drawer and swung around.
Betrayed by his tendency to blush easily, Xiao fought to keep a calm expression on his face. He rested his elbow on the arm rest of the wooden sofa, hand covering his mouth. His words came out muffled.
“Forget I said anything.”
No, no, don’t backtrack! you thought.
You needed to salvage this situation. Though, your mind drew a blank. Quickly, your dug around your memories and all the romantic stories you’ve read, featuring love interests timid, bold and everything in between. What was the perfect move to woo someone the fastest? A move that would be impossible to refuse?
You crossed the floor of the room with an unfaltering gait. Xiao’s eyes followed your movement, curious as to your intent.
With little hesitation, you sat on his lap.
Every hair on Xiao’s body raised. His heartrate thundered in his ears, faster than in any fight he had been in. The curve of your body against his thighs was a foreign, yet oddly comforting, sensation.
“W-what are you doing?!” he spluttered, flabbergasted.
Your boyfriend was in the most embarrassed state you had ever seen, his face as red as a jueyun chili.
“You asked if I wanted to kiss, right?” you confirmed, trying to keep your voice even. “Well, here’s my answer to that.”
A fuse short circuited in Xiao’s brain.
He didn’t even know where to look. At your eyes? No, they held too much bated anticipation. At your lips? Certainly not. Even staring down into his lap meant acknowledging the vulnerable position you two were in.
He couldn’t do this. He definitely couldn’t do this. Why had he even asked you in the first place? Because he could somehow act like a prince charming? Hold the back of your neck and sweep you off your feet with an expert kiss? However, beneath his panic, the temptation he felt was undeniable. Yet, time and time again, his desires were drowned out by the alarms blaring in his mind.
You laid your hands on his shoulders. The air around him sweetened, the perfume on your wrists enhanced by your closeness.
As you drew nearer to him, he was forced to look up at you. The panic stilled. All he could focus on was you. The steadiness of your breathing, and the tensing of your legs. Every little texture on your face, and each blink of your eyes.
Xiao wanted to try. Try to fulfil those romantic fantasies you spoke so fondly about. Maybe, just maybe, he could make you just as giddy and lovestruck.
The unexpected passion in his gaze was too overwhelming for you. Unable to hold eye contact with him anymore, you turned you head to the side,
Xiao knew to strike when enemies left an opening in their defences. Whilst you were the farthest from an opponent to him, it was those same instincts that pushed him to move after the perfect opportunity you gave.
Your mouth parted with surprise at his lips pressed against your cheek. Though it only lasted seconds, the softness of his kiss lingered behind, your skin tingling with elation. Outside, past the balcony of your room, the stars seemed to twinkle a magnitude brighter before he pulled away. You turned back to him, an incredulous smile plastered on your face, practically beaming.
“I-I know it wasn’t like how it was in the opera…” Xiao’s voice trailed off, hands fiddling at the fabric of the cushion beneath him.
You shook your head in strong disagreement. “I thought it was even better than the opera.”
Interlocking your fingers behind his neck, your voice filled with mirth, “I should tell Yun Jin about it so she can incorporate it into her next performance.”
“Do not tell her.”
“I’m joking! Well, only about the telling Yun Jin part that is.”
Up close, he could see exactly the way your eyes creased and your lips curved when you laughed. Had he done that? Been the one to provoke such cheeriness for you? The previous fears he had subsided, and it boldened him to ask you a question.
“Why is it—” his voice grew small—“you never ask me to do things like this with you?”
His sincerity both gladdened you, and twinged you with guilt.
“To be honest, I always assumed that you didn’t like to do these sorts of things,” you admitted, downcast.
“It is hard for me due to my… inexperience,” his face scrunched up slightly as he paused. An endearing habit of his when he let his thoughts collect itself before replying, “but if it’s for you, I’m willing to try.”
Hesitatingly, he brought a hand up to cradle of your face. His touch was feather-like, leaving a gap of mere millimetres against your skin.
“Just… don’t move so fast.”
Xiao examined your reaction, hoping that his words made sense.
“I understand,” you reassured, “I want us both to feel comfortable too, so we can take things slowly.”
Comfortable… Once again, he was conscious of your position.
He coughed, a slight awkwardness to his tone as he spoke.
“Then, does ‘taking things slowly’ involve sitting in my lap?”
“Ah!”
You almost jumped out of your skin realising the position you had put him in.
“I’m so sorry! I don’t know what I was thinking. It was just something I’ve seen happen so many times in the light novels I read, and I thought I’d try to do one on you.” You were rambling at this point, spouting anything out of your system.
Hurriedly, you got up, brushing the sweat from your palms on the fabric of your pants. You sat beside him on the sofa, willing the heat away from your cheeks.
“I-I didn’t dislike it,” he said, gently. “I would prefer if you asked next time so I’m prepared.”
You nodded. The corners of Xiao’s lips twitched at your sulk. He knew well enough he should change the subject to dispel the embarrassment radiating off you.
“You spoke of light novels? What are they?”
“They’re a type of literature from Inazuma.” As you continued, your composure renewed itself. “Wanwen Bookhouse has been supplying lots of new genres recently, specifically romance,” you added, somewhat sheepishly.
He hummed with interest. “Could you… share them with me?”
“You want to read some?” You brightened at his curiosity. “But, why?”
Xiao’s expression fell into seriousness, as if calculating a decisive move in a battle.
“I want to understand your likes more.”
His words landed a direct hit to your heart, causing it to flutter. It was a different feeling to when you read your novels. It was far more intense, and infinitely more meaningful.
He smiled softly.
“These stories will be good study for me.”
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Ooooo guys imagine Thirteen giving hugs to pre heroes like Fatgum, Midnight, etc ÚwÙ
Aaaahhh a marshmallow hug with two of my favorite pros!
That would be the world’s softest hug! ^v^
Thank you so much! I did not expect you to actually do that suggestion. especially since it was just a fake story cover. I wish it was a real fanfic, but no one has offered up their services yet. XD That being said, here are the links to the fics I suggested earlier but was too lazy to space out three links because Tumblr only lets you link stuff in specific areas. XD
I know the last one is just a profile, but I would literally take any Zekina fanfic from this person's account as a suggestion. My favorite is "I Didn't Need a 'Moment'" though.
Was gonna scream about how much I love these two but fine, I'll spare you the ramblings and go finish one of my 100 year old WIPs instead
Was this supposed to be a posing practice? Yes. Am I happy with the posing? Ehhhh ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Aaaalso just wanna say that I'm opening ✨commissions✨ again if anyone's interested (still working on my boblin stuff I swear!)
I asked for bobs burgers prompts lol.. heres number 1
Totally platonic best friends guys👀👀👀
Let's say Mr Frond is doing a new activity were u have to hold hands or something, cos Louise would never do this voluntarily😭
Doodle of Zeke x Tina
Trying to practice light and shadow
The scene that started it all. Baby Steps by @theangrypomeranian is incredible and y'all should really read it before I come to your house and personally read it aloud for you.
You can probably see I tweaked Mr. Zeke's design some. I actually like both of my designs a lot, but this one is more accurate the fic. I'm super happy with how these pieces came out~
23. (Things you said during the wedding) + Zekina please (it doesn't have to be their wedding if you don't want to)
zekina + things you said during the wedding!
“Tina girl?”
Tina’s shoulders relax at the sound of her boyf-husband’s voice. When she whips around to face him, he grins. After four years together, Zeke still smiles the same goofy smile whenever he looks at her.
“Zeke, hi!”
She flies into his arms, suddenly aware of how badly she needs a hug from him. He returns her embrace automatically, no questions asked, his hands coming to sit on her waist.
“Hey there, beautiful. Who’s the lucky guy who gets to marry you today?”
Though Tina rolls her eyes, Zeke’s corny flirtations are always a comfort. It’s good to know they won’t stop now that they’re married.
“You are.” She deadpans. “You already did, actually.”
He rubs a circle on her lower back, like he knows she’s a little overwhelmed without her having to voice it herself. As much as Tina has dreamed about her special day, she isn’t used to being the center of attention. It’s surprisingly stressful.
“I remember.” Zeke says. “I saw you sneakin’ off in the middle of the reception, and I was afraid I might have a runaway bride situation on my hands. Everything alright?”
Tina nods emphatically. In spite of all the chaos, her wedding day has exceeded her wildest expectations. It’s different—more imperfections and fewer zombies—but she loves it all the same.
“Everything’s great. I just…”
Zeke kisses her temple.
“It’s a lotta eyes on you, ain’t it?” He says sagely. “I getcha. Well, why don’t we just take a little break from the party? When you feel better, then we’ll go get our dance on!”
Tina sighs. Apparently, she’s been unknowingly waiting on permission to shirk her duties as the bride. After all, there's only so much chit-chat a girl can make with distant relatives, before she exhausts herself.
All she needs are a few moments to recharge, and then she’ll be Wedding Day Tina again. The best, most radiant version of herself. When she kisses her new husband, she feels more in love than ever before.
“That’s a great idea, Zeke.” She says. “Is it too soon to renew our vows?”
Love these little muppets, man.
RedBubble Ko-Fi 40+ minute quick color study of Hey Arnold OC Debora Winifred Shirley + park bench! Requested by @qilin-crusader I hope it brings you joy! Requests are closed! They’ll reopen with a new theme on July 1, 2019.
Yay!
just let them be happy
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💛 Twst x Sanrio pt.1! 💛
Ruggie🍩 & Pompompurin🍮
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