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Did anyone get a pdf Or a tsats epub?

I want to read it so bad!!!! 🥲

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

OMG..... @tsunami-lt drew these humanformer overlords based on that one design i posted a while ago...I’M LOSING MY MIND THESE ARE SO PRETTY AND GOOD AND HE IS SO HANDSOME AND I AM IN LOVE HHHHH

THANK YOU tsunami-lt and everyone PLEASE go follow them this is seriously 10/10. heart eyes

me giggling and kicking my feet re-reading the out-of order, almost completely unconnected scenes that I wrote for my specific asf fanfic that I published a month ago and still only has one chapter because I write the scenes I want to which do not happen to be in chronological order

PRIME EXAMPLE EVERYONE

IM PRETTY SURE HE HAS 90% OF THE INGREDIENTS

Some of the men yall tag as dilfs are SHAMEFUL. I was looking for dilf memes (it is not important why) and all I see is a parade of rosy-cheeked unblemished dandy men. Slapping a beard on a 26 year old in a suit is not a dilf, you are besmirching the title. There is a recipe, a Dilf Recipe. You do not need all these ingredients but you must have AT LEAST three: a child/ward/apprentice of some sort, crows feet, laugh lines/frown lines, sun damage, gray hairs, dark circles, Depression, intriguing battle scars/injuries/missing limb, Divorced, body hair, a look in the eyes that screams for A Moment of Relief, etc etc. Like the bar is low. Ben Barnes is not a Dilf. Harry Styles with 5 o’clock shadow is not a dilf. TIMMY CHARDONNAY IS NOT A DILF. You are all WEAK your blood is WEAK put that man BACK IN THE OVEN UNTIL HES DONE THESE DUDES ARENT AL DENTE THEY ARE CRUNCHY AND DUNKED IN WATER PUT THEM BACK LET THEM COOK