I love that my post with the most notes is a criminal minds incorrect quote that took 5 seconds of thought. 😭 personally I think my buzzfeed unsolved one about Emily was funnier but go off I guess.
Derek: are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Emily: i'm the knife
Jj: *from across the room* she's the little spoon
show it some love yall
Girls be like:
"I'm in love"
Then it's literally just words on paper
(same girly)
Emily: i can't find my pen. are you sitting on it again?
Y/n: no.
Emily: stand up.
Y/n: i don't want to.
Emily: why?
Y/n: *mumbling* because i'm probably sitting on your pen 😔
Derek: are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Emily: i'm the knife
Jj: *from across the room* she's the little spoon
Spencer: I've been struggling with drug use after being kidnapped and nearly dying.
The team:
Cat: You're in Spencer's DM's, I'm in his police report
Cat: We are not the same
Spencer: You're the love of my life, my best friend. I would do anything for you.
Y/n: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a descent sleeping schedule.
Spencer: Absolutely not.
Stfu I'm reading fanfics about little subby bitch boys
Emily: I’ve accidentally indulged in to much ‘me time’
Emily: Turns out, I’ve been reported missing for six months and presumed dead by most local and national authorities.
Emily: .......
Emily: I hope they make a Buzz Feed about me.
Store Worker *over the loudspeaker*: Would Aaron Hotchner please come to the front desk?
Hotch, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: *points to Spencer and Y/N*
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
Spencer and Y/N: We got lost :(
Hotch: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-
Cat: You're in Spencer's DM's, I'm in his police report
Cat: We are not the same
Masterlists
Masterlist @winterscaptain (Just all of their stuff is so well written and the storylines are amazing)
Masterlist @your-eternal-muse (The Heather series is outstanding!!!)
Masterlist @constellationsreid
Masterlist @kisses4reid
Masterlist @spacedikut
Masterlist @nereidprinc3ss
Spencer Reid
Touches ; Part 2 @lipstickstainz
Happy Accidents @zhuzhubii
Unexpected @bookishofalder
Found @mrs-dr-reid
The Receptionist and the Profiler @goldentournesol
As told by flowers @reidingmelodies
Nose Taps @reidsnose
Fatherly > zhuzhubii
Pay Attention (< part 1 linked in this part) @fandom-imagines-stories
The Misadventures of Two Geniuses > none-of-your-bullshit
Stripper AU @luveline
All I Do Is Try, Try, Try @pencil-n-pen
Masterlist @certifiedlovergirlsstuff
Masterlist @vatelixx
Lines of Justice @reidsmanuscript
you're my best friend > nereidprinc3ss (it's so damn cute)
Aaron Hotchner
Brown-Eyed Monster @ladylibby
Never Do That Again @fatecantstopme
Angel Universe Masterlist @none-of-your-bullshit
The Girl Next Door @kiwriteswords (also all the rest of her writing!!!)
Despite being on opposite ends of the spectrum, season 2 and season 12 Spencer Reid were just the height of hotness
Like...
don’t talk to me i’m sobbing over my oscariño in the grass and salvaging a few points
(MY SHAYLAAAAAA 😭😭😭)
me the entire race weekend
(do i seem like a suzie to you????)
(omg…)
(me right now)
*teary eyed* “i love you both so munch— i mean much”
(yea)