Spider Noir - Blog Posts
what's embarrassing is that my friends can almost always tell when noir pops in my head, and a couple can even tell which one it is by the face I make
i literally have the photo of the dog saved and said this is how I view ITSV noir
Man and his dog in a Photo Booth at Grand Central Station, 1943
can we talk about how this is noirs venom
jumping up and down and running up the walls of my enclosure its HIM!!!!
Draw miguel/j /j /j /JOEK I promise
you should... draw... spider... noir.... (imagine a rabid animal foaming at the mouth saying this, bc that is how I feel)
Don’t know who this guy is but he doesn’t look like any sort of “spider” to me, so I may have gotten your prompt wrong.
this just scared this shit out of me because I saw it very shortly and was like "pause I just drew noir with crayons what" before coming back and reading the entire thing
Spider Noir with crayons.
Since that movie came out I was sure he would lose it if he learned what crayons were. Just sit him down with like a big 120 pack and he would be DONE
ain't this neat...
What 3 months of artblock has done to me
am I right with assuming he'd have a crooked smile
Every now and then I'll see the time I completely rawdogged (freehanded) this bitchass perspective and fucking ate white I was at it and just go "oh damn"
I snuck this into my portfolio as a study, and now it's going to an art show in Chicago and I have a $25,000 scholarship. no fucking way
slowly making up for the art I've never posted
"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.
What's this noir au you speak of?
I sent a screenshot of this to my friend and he said "oh they fucked up"
I have another post explaining some of the more graphic parts of my AU, but here's another post in attempt to write it better!!
This AU is a continuation of literally every comic minus the noir fanservice ones (2020) because those aren't him that's ITSV noir and I stand by that. So this takes place after Spider-Geddon, ight? So a fair amount of time has passed and he's seen even more horrors. And boy oh boy have the horrors plagued him. He's gone textbook definition psychotic. Before you get any ideas, this is in no way glorifying psychosis. I know firsthand how disturbing the experience can be, and a lot of this is me transcribing my own experiences if I'm being honest.
So, he's psychotic. And can you blame the guy? You can only take so much of the people around you getting killed (and eaten) before it takes a toll. But don't you guys worry, my biggest pet peeve is when characters aren't written realistically or out of character. He's always had incredibly strong morals, and I don't intend on changing them; just amping them up by 1000.
So he gets back from literally fucking dying in Spider Geddon (okay I am taking some things from the 2020 comics because I'm not THAT creative) and just wants a hug from Aunt May, only to be rejected. And not just "no, you're supposed to be dead" rejection, oh no. I'm talking disgust. She shuts the door on him, she can barely look him in the eyes without feeling even more hatred for the kid she thought she once knew. And this crushes Peter, as it would anyone. So he goes to the next person he can think of: Mary Jane. Oops, she died overseas. So he goes to the Robertsons who let him in with warmth. Yeah that's right, I'm not a total fucking asshat. But Robbie still is lobotomized so all poor Petey can do is cry on his lap. Idc what anyone says, he does this at least once a week since it happened because I said so.
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT! IT'S OKAY BECAUSE HE HAS A CAT! So he's still sane at this point. He continues on with his miserable life the best he can… which is not great. He can barely afford rent, none of his cases are working out, and he slowly begins to isolate himself out of disappointment. The only time he goes out is as Spider-Man because despite how Aunt May feels, it's the only time where he can be himself. It's the only time where he can just… run. From everything. From his personal life, from his work life, from his miserable state. The only thing that's really keeping him together is those moments of freedom and his cat. Until she dies. That's right, the cat dies.
Everything holding him together, everything that kept him from just abandoning everything, is gone. NOW cue the psychosis. I meant it when I said the cat was all that was holding him together. Because now nothing makes sense. It's just not fair. Now everything is a nightmare. He can't find a single speck of joy in his life. Scratch that, he can't even feel anything. He's nothing but numb.
Till one classic, cliché night (you won't believe this), a robbery occurs (Bro thought he could avoid a robbery that drastically changes his entire way of life 💀💀💀). Unfortunately for the robber, fortunately for Peter, beating the mook up made him feel something.
So he kept doing it. Going out of his way to punch the bad guys. But like any high, it comes down. The adrenaline runs off and the thrill leaves you empty once more. And eventually punching bad guys doesn't cut it anymore. He digs up some cases where he knows the son of a gun got away with it, and decided to put justice into his own hands. So when he finally took an asshats life, he felt alive for the first time in god knows how long.
But once more, it wears off. Just shooting someone isn't enough. Yeah, taking a life is intense, but they deserve more. These are the scum of the earth he's looking for, and getting shot is mercy. Mercy he doesn't have. Not anymore.
a drawing I just did that I will not be finishing because I don't want him naked but I don't want to cover the arms because I like them
the guy who got bit by a stupid spider
honestly despite making a LOT of drawings of him, most are shit or just doodles
and ask to be mutuals!
reblog if it's okay for your mutuals to message you and create an actual friendship, not just interactions
if you turn your brightness all the way up, and the contrast and exposure on him, then you can see a liiiitle bit more of him!
stayed up past my bedtime last night doing some studies
guess who!
Spider-Man Noir
Hey guys! I'm sure I will get an ✨artistic block✨, so you can tell me what I can draw.
Also school starts back up in few weeks, so I'm not going to be as active as I am now ( ;∀;)
Holy shit I think this is the first time I've drawn him and I don't hate it (so far)
I think if there was a competition for understanding value and form I wouldn't win but I'd sign up hoping for an honorary mention for my grade
everyone who thinks this was okay gives me the ick
I'm so glad that we as a fandom agree that "what the fuck was that?" 💀
someone give me ways to draw noir. I need to ignore my art assignment. of noir
it being called "Parker fortune" for noir always kills me like leave his great depression broke ass alone 💔
Love of god give them a break
reposting not only because... well, it's him... but also because I'm in class and I can't take the chance with the cut 💔
oiled up middle aged man under cut btw
rip spidernoir you would’ve hated trump
stages of getting beaten up
for real like why are they being SEPERATED because they're about to beat each other up....
Forever annoyed that the didn't include in the movie the beef between Noir and Ham lol, please give them this dynamic in the next movie 🙏🏼