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Random Lost Boys Headcannons
David- The king of side eye
The rest of the boys adopted David’s side eyeing habit
People can usually feel it when one of the boys are side eyeing them
Marko and Paul would’ve loved watching Jersey Shore
Paul would’ve done the Jersey Shore fist pump
“You start at the bottom! Then work your way up!” -Paul
The boys avoid Star at all costs if she’s on her period
But they will tease her from afar about it
Marko goes out of his way to make babies cry when he sees them in public
Dwayne gets baby fever
Dwayne likes to hold random people’s babies on the boardwalk
Paul once went on a boardwalk ride while chewing on tobacco and he threw up everywhere
Paul has 🍃 connections
Marko one time got his cheek pinched and called a cutie by some girl on the boardwalk
And that’s how Marko discovered his weakness for pet names
Star had to ask the boys to get her pads and they came back with panty liners and jumbo tampons
Cue Star’s blank staring as her eyes got progressively watery
David has a disdain for vomit. Any other bodily fluid is fine, but vomit is a sure fire way to get David grossed out
The boys give Star major ick
Star’s ick reaction is blankly looking at the culprit up and down before moving away from them
Dwayne likes 60s music still and will occasionally listen to it in private
Paul owns a bunch of cassettes of mostly metal
All the cassettes were stolen and Paul proudly plays them from his also stolen boombox.
Marko trained his pigeons to shit on command
They all got pelted with pigeon shit after a training mishap
Marko was not allowed to say the word shit after that
i was thinking abt this for a while
How I think the lost boys + Star would react to a tall!gn!reader who likes to wear platforms even though they're already above average height (I'm talking 6'2/6'3 at LEAST)
Marko : its a love/hate relationship. don't get me wrong he loves you a lot but he’s already shorter than all the other boys and he can get insecure about it. but as long as you reassure him that you like him the way he is, all is good. please let him try on all of your platforms, he like to pretend he’s tall. he loves when bend down to kiss him and when you engulf him wile cuddling.
Paul : he equates your height with strength, so if he jumps on you, don't be surprised. He has made the 'climb you like a tree' comment more than once. PLEASE wear matching platforms with him, he will be putty in your hands.
Dwayne : it's different for him.hes used to being taller than or tallest of most. But he loves getting to lean on you when you have you higher platforms on and you tower over him. Without them, your the same height so he is all over you, being touchy enough for the both of you.
David : he didn't think he would like having s/o taller than him. That was, until he met you. Cause not only are you someone he actually likes, but you also intimidate people with your very presence. As long as no one says anything about you having to bend down to kiss him. (He won't let you kiss him again for another week)
Star : star acts like she doesn't care all that much, but you can tell she LOVES your hight. You being so much bigger than her makes her feel safe. Plus she always liked the tall partner + short partner dynamic. Please pick her up and/or carry her around
Types of gifts and things I think the boys and Star would get you and why
Marko : he likes to get you whatever he finds, wherever. rocks, soda tabs, sea shell, you name it. one time he gave you a DOG COLLER that he stole off some poor puppy. but don't get me wrong as random as most his gifts are, some of them are VERY nice. plus, all the gifts have meaning to them.
Paul : he is a kleptomaniac. everything he he's ever gotten you has been stolen or pick pocketed in some way. one time he gave one of David's earrings IN FONT OF HIM, luckily David knew it wasn't your doing so you only had to watch as Paul got absolutely DRAGED. god forbid you look at anything for more than 3 second, because he will swipe it (swiper, no swiping ass)
Dwayne : he likes to spoil you. he'll get you brand new, EXPENCIVE things. you have no idea how he gets this stuff and if you ask he wont tell you. so just learn to accept in, because who doesn't like nice things.
David : his gifts are unexpected. sometime it will be something super nice, like a book you mentioned you wanted to read. other time its not so nice, like the necklace he gave you, that he denies he got off one of his victims. even though its still covered in blood.
Star : she is super sentimental. she makes sure that every little thing she gives you is either hand made by her or has some sort of personal meaning between the both of you. she once used an ENTIRE bracelet making kit on you (Marko was not happy about this)
How the boys and Star would react to you going up to them and rubbing up them to mark them with your sent ( NOT PISSING ON THEM )
No pronouns used
I %100 think they would do this to you first, but anyway...
Marko : is so confused. He thought you were coming over to cuddle with him so he opened his arms to you. But then you just started aggressively rubbing your skin on his, without a word. After like a minute you walked away and he was left there thinking 'what just happened?!?!'.(he looked to the others for an answer but they were all distracted by other things to see it happen)
Paul : is as horny as always.🙄 at first he's confused but figures it's a sexual thing so he lets it happen. He tries to do something back to return the favor but you shut him down. So he just tries his best to enjoy the attention from you. Then you walk away like nothing happened and he decides its best to not ask questions. ( seeing paul accept what happened so fast makes Marko even more confused)
Dwayne : likes it. It only takes him a second to figure out what your doing and he likes it. He thinks it sweet that you love them enough to mark what's yours. He enjoys every second of it but when you try to walk away he stops you. You think you can sent mark him and just walk away? Nope. He's pulling you into his lap holding you there with a bear trap like grip. Your cuddling for the rest of the night
David : is competitive. He lets you mark him for all of 2 seconds before he stops you and starts to sent mark you harder. You don't let that stop you, so you try harder as well. It looks absolutely ridiculous, but by the end you both smell equally like the other. Satisfied you walk away, but expect him to sent mark you alot more now that he knows your doing it to them.
Star : is ticklish. You walk up to her and within a few seconds all you can hear is her laughter echoing throughout the cave. She's also curious 🤔 so when your done she'll be the only one to ask you what you did and why. Once your done explaining it to her, she gets excited and asks to mark you back. You happily ablige her and laugh too as you feel just ticklish.
Horror movie marathon with Marko
Marvel movie marathon with Paul
Crime show binge with David
True crime binge with Dwayne
Cartoon network binge with laddie
Reality show binge with star
Merry Christmas Eve guys!!!!❤️❤️❤️
The lost boys movie recap:
My little Gay, Abortion, Slut, and Big dick boys
I don't know if I should cry or feel relieved that she got rid of her boyfriend, I just know that I would love to see the continuation of the reader with the boys😍
New Thrall
AU: Star is the sire, reader gets cucked by her terrible boyfriend Michael (or was he just under her thrall?), also no laddie bc these Headcanons are NSFW, Star is a girl boss but at what cost 🥲
Bro I just hurt my own feelings oml, this wasn’t intentional but hey @britany1997 I got some more headcanons for you lol
Warnings: angst, cucking, reader gets treated like a trading card, and toy, hints at dubcon/noncon, hints at hypno
-it started on your first night in Santa Carla, hand in hand with your boyfriend Michael you took in the sights around you.
-the distance between you two was cold, on the outside, you still looked madly in love with each other, but honestly the passion had dried up months ago.
-you two had found each other just when your lives seemed to fall apart. While Michael’s home life was somewhat elevated when his parents got a divorce, your home life only got worse.
-you two were mostly friends now, you were hanging on to the lingering affection you two had shared and Michael was comfortable, you two got along, both his brother and mother loved you, and it’s not like he had any better options. So when you got kicked out of your house while they were packing up to leave for Santa Carla, Michael allowed you to tag along. Despite the withering chemistry between you two.
-and then Michael, seemingly transfixed on something, or someone, dashed out of the concert venue, with both Sam and you following behind.
-you didn’t notice who he was following and Sam wouldn’t tell you either, only looking at Michael with increasingly obvious worry.
-brushing you off, Michael went off on his own, so you tagged along with Sam to the comic store, Sam trying to lift your spirits.
-to be fair, Sam did succeed, until you met back up with Michael who was practically drooling over some bikers.
-no not the bikers, but a beautiful girl with one of the bikers.
-this had disturbed you for obvious reasons, so much so you followed him out to the boardwalk the next night.
-you helped him pick out a ‘rocker’ outfit, bitterly swallowing the implications of this and before you could work up the courage to break up, already seeing the alarm bells, the beautiful girl had whispered something in his ear and it was like you didn’t exist anymore.
-You were panicking now, you rode on Michael’s bike, and it was clear how he could and would abandon you here in order to impress the new girl. As the bikers from before invited Michael to the ‘Hudson’s bluff’
-before he could drive away with ‘Star’ in tow you asked how will you get home urgently, looking in Michael’s eyes, trying to find any indication that it crossed his mind.
-instead, his eyes were cloudy, as if he was completely high, or on auto pilot. As one of the bikers asked who you were, and Michael quickly answered ‘a friend’
-it was Star who suggested that you come with, despite wanting nothing more than to crawl your way back home, catching her eyes suddenly and now it was like following them was the only choice you had despite the sinking feeling you had in your stomach.
-reaching the cave you look around in wonder, perhaps too long, as when you go to sit down you realise that all the seats were taken, with only the couch in the corner away from everyone was available.
-fortunately, depending on how you view it, the bikers were more then willing to drag you onto one of their laps, with the spikes haired blonde, who you learned was Paul, winning out. Squeezed between Marko and Dwayne, you were almost boxed in. It felt claustrophobic as the three boys teased you, only to be mostly ignored as you watch Michael and Star whisper to each other. Paul pinched at your sides, chuckling at your squeaks and grumbles as you heartbrokenly watch your boyfriend and Star.
-Michael didn’t look your way once, even as you were being practically groaped by these bikers. It was actually Star, who even looked your way, but she only smiled with smug sympathy. Nodding towards Marko who brought over a finely decorated bottle. Michael drank from it eagerly, and Star climbed into his lap, straddling him. He only groaned with delight as she grinds her hips down. You truly couldn’t believe your eyes. Everyone was quiet as they watched the scene unfold.
- “Michael?” Star asked. “Yes?” He replied breathlessly. “She’s your girlfriend isn’t she?” Neither of them looked at you. Michael didn’t hesitate to answer yes this time, which filled you with false hope. Only to cruelly break you back down into reality as Star asked. “Do you want her?” “No. I only want you!” He didn’t hesitate. Star giggled as if he was telling a joke, and Michael beamed at her laugh. You wanted to die.
-“If you don’t want her, can my boys have her? They seemed to have taken a liking to her, and they’ve behaved so well recently” Michael grinds his hips up, smiling as Star leans down to kiss him. “Yes I don’t care.”
-you try to leap up to leave, but Paul’s arms were like vice. Star turns to the boys, looking past you as if you weren’t there. “I want her to watch.” Meeting your eyes briefly, you were suddenly compelled to follow her command.
-you watch horrified, as Michael undos Star’s shirt, kissing up her stomach reverently. His hands teasing at her flesh, palming at her breasts. Star’s head rolls back as she moans sweetly.
-Standing on shaking legs, she hikes her skirt up enough so that you can see her hook a leg around his shoulder, and he eagerly starts to lick and suck at her pussy.
-the sounds of suckling and kissing was echoing off the cave walls as Star moaned in earnest.
-you couldn’t look away but your eyes watered as you remember how Michael refuted you on returning the favour as you had sucked him off many times before.
-Star’s hips shake and buck onto his waiting mouth as she grabs his curly hair, his own hands grabbing and squeezing her ass.
-“ah! Ah! Ah!” Star moaned loudly, giggling as she looked down on your heartbroken face, having no choice to meet her eye. “Your ex is- ahh~ quite talented, I’m sure you must be disappointed yeah? You really don’t have to worry, I’ll satisfy him so he won’t stray. It’s your job now to satisfy my boys, pay close attention to my lesson so they won’t leave you too!”
-Star giggles between her moans, on a high that’s only reaching higher. She didn’t doubt her boys would be quite taken with you, but she’d be lying if your humiliated crying face didn’t turn her on.
-letting herself cum while she humps Michael’s face, he eagerly helps her ride it out, as the sound of her moaning and Michael’s work drowns out your small sobs.
-she lifts her leg off his shoulder, her hand rubbing at his cheek fondly. She could take him back to her nest now, but she wanted to ‘teach’ you, break both you and Michael by the time she’s done.
-you watch as Star unbuckles his belt, his cock popping out quickly from his underwear and Star immediately sinks down. This time Michael moans loudly, he had always been sensitive.
-Star starts riding him with no hesitation nor does she break a sweat, kissing him sweetly as they get lost in eachother.
-you can feel the others get restless under you, pinching and fondling sensitive areas but you were not allowed to look away.
-sounds of their hips slapping together was deafening as she speeds up, Michael thrusting up to meet her.
-they both cum together, something you thought only happened in cheesy erotica novels, and they continue going. Michael rolling over her to thrust into her lewdly.
-from this angel you can see the cum gush out of her but she only smiles happily.
-rolling her had to the side to face the others, Michael kisses down her neck. Speaking brokenly as she’s pounded into the couch, she gives her boys the green light.
-looking back at you she says “you’ll let them indulge until they’re satisfied right? That’s what’s really important here, it’s not like you have a boyfriend anymore.”