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Opinion on Burned Bridges (Cold/Smitten)?
[Sorry for getting to this so late, this has been stewing in my drafts] I'll admit I'm not the biggest fan of this ship but I can see it!!
Yapping under the cut!!
First of all, another height difference- this one is ESPECIALLY funny because. Cold is the tallest and Smitten is the smallest-
I think they're the "I can fix him" and "I can make him worse" dynamic to a T
Smitten takes it as a challenge to make Cold feel emotions because of the wondrous moments they bring for her!! Smitten would get mad at Cold a lot but would be quick to forgive once the situation is resolved,,,
Cold follows along for the entertainment, it finds Smitten so silly!!! silly lil creechur,,, Smitten never fails to cure his boredom :]€
At some point I think Smitten would accept the fact that Cold doesn't experience emotions like others and gladly goes along with entertaining void for the fuck of it. Smitten knows that Cold isn't unfeeling, she sees Cold caring about everyone in its own way yknow?
Cold is not the best at comforting Smitten but I think he would learn what works and what doesn't, and eventually becomes a consistent anchor for Smitten, because as much as he'd hate to admit it – Smitten's emotions defo get the best of him sometimes.
I think they'd have absolutely heated discussions about the silliest of things every other day and I'm here for it-
I finally finished Smitten, so have yeour dose of three more voices!! :33
Stubborn: Swan
Smitten: Parakeet
Skeptic: Azure Winged Magpie
you should do the ship math for all voices AND princesses + long quiet and the narrator INCLUDING poly. do it. Do it. How many are there.
Okay alright I'll bite
SO
11 voices, 11 associated princesses
1 Long Quiet, 1 Shifting Mound
1 Narrator
Excluding the first Princess, the Razor and the Stranger, each princess has her own chapter III, yes I am counting the Greys separately. +8
Excluding the Greys, six of the princesses are paired up for more Chapter IIIs. +3
OPTIONAL: four from the Razor princess's Chapter IIIs and IVs, one from deconstructed Damsel and one from the second form of nerve
So that comes up toooooo,,,,,
36 (42 optionally)
Time for the calculation
So, to calculate this I'll have to do 36C2 + 36C3 +... All the way up to 36C36
I'm gonna pull an epic gamer move to make my life easier
Ysee, 36C17 = 36C19, 36C16 = 36C20 and so on, so I'm going to do this:
2x(36C2 + 36C3 +... up til 36C17) + 36C18 + 36 + 1
Same with 42 (just up till 42C20 and + 42C21 + 42 + 1 instead)
Now since I'm totally sane, I manually calculated these partially cuz the numbers were too big for my calculator, and so I could've easily gotten this wrong
Dear Anon, the number of ships – voices, princesses, narrator, and polycules and all, is:
68719472699 (for 36),
4398046511061 (for 42).
Numbers SO FUCKIN BIG that they are absolutely arbitrary, even if I did get them wrong.
You're welcome :]€
i love... voice polycules.. Urm. cold/skeptic/paranoid PLS 🗣️🙏
Startin off with a good one hehas
Yaps under ze cut
First I want to mention the funny haha height difference, as compared to the two corvids, Cold is TOWERING (especially to Skeptic, who's a magpie) and also his wingspan as well, HUGE wingspan compared to Para and Skeppy
Anyway onto more of the ship aspect
I think these three would really get each other,,, Para would def be the most vocal of the bunch
Oorghhh Cold and Skep would be so good at calming Para down and backing him up on anything,,,,, Para would be worried about absolutely everything including its partners and will defo make sure those two aren't doing anything that'll get them hurt (lord Para is not wrong tho)(Para will still fuss at Cold even if void says void doesn't feel anything) Para still loves his idiot boyfriends to death tho <3
I think Para would defo have many breakdowns over not being a good partner or not knowing its own feelings or something happening to them,,,, teehees :3€
Cold would also care for their partners but more in the background, making sure Skep and Para don't go through unnecessary pain (he'd def make fun of them if they got hurt stupidly (knowing the other two are fine with it)), I think void'd be pretty good at comforting them when it comes down to it. He also revels in the height difference, it's especially fun to mess with Skeppy about it- Cold is very entertained with his partners hehe
(I'll admit out of all the voices, Skeppy is the one I really need to pay more attention to- this might be lackluster I apologise-)
Skep would definitely rant his theories to his boyfriends bcuz he knows and trusts that the two will listen to what he has to say and really /get/ it, yknow? And I think he'd want to learn a lot about his partners, they are very interesting critters to him,,, I think he'd try to act stoic, but this man definitely stims to himself when he thinks no one is watching me thinks hehe- He'd pick up so many items and gift them to Cold and Para because he's a man that can connect dots, and his brain connects them ALL THE TIME. Like,, "oo shiny rock. Cold's eyes are pretty shiny. I should give this to void" "oh this is a pretty leaf. The patterns are very similar to Paranoid's. I'm gonna give it to him later" kinda shit, and the two appreciate all of them. I like to think Skeppy would be the type to mirror actions, so he might pick up a stim/nervous tic or two from his partners
God these three would sleep huddled together with cold covering them with its wings adjjfmgkg
On that note, feel free to ask about any headcanons as well (for the princesses too)! I'm severely mentally ill about these bitches, so hopefully I won't disappoint
I am kinda astounded at the fact that if you consider every ship between the voices, and that's not even COUNTING polycules btw, there's FIFTY FIVE (If my math is mathing right anyhow)
Anyway feel free to ask me about my opinion on ANY ship, would love to answer while I chip away at my art pile >:]€
I am kinda astounded at the fact that if you consider every ship between the voices, and that's not even COUNTING polycules btw, there's FIFTY FIVE (If my math is mathing right anyhow)
Anyway feel free to ask me about my opinion on ANY ship, would love to answer while I chip away at my art pile >:]€
More voice designs!!! Currently in the process of drawing a buff swan lmao
Enjoy more birbs!!!
Hunted is a muscovy duck
Oppy is a common myna
Para is a hooded raven
Are there any monster designs you're particular excited to show off? Or at least designs in mind you're excited for?
Probably the paranoid and the broken, I won’t get too much into spoilers but the paranoid has patters that resemble a human nervous system (because hearts lungs livor nerves) I can’t really say much about him without spoiling a lot but he has a mask in half of his face which looks similar to the nightmare
Mans the broken will look similar to a biblically accurate angel way earlier (thrones and seraphim if you want spesific) I just like when people make the broken super angelic since he is paired with the tower princess, another thing I wanted to note is how the broken is the tallest (I’ve seen him be the shortest before but I wanted him to be able be seen by the tower princess easier in my og voice designs and I wanted to keep that in the swap au)
Probably the cheated too cus I make his design based off of a common male cuckoo which the stripes on its belly kind of look like blades to reference the razor having blades inside of her
Honestly I’m excited for everyone if someone asks I’ll probably describe every bird that each monster is based off of and why
(Btw the opportunist is the shortest if you don’t count his long ass neck dont ask me he just make he just gave off ankle biter energy)
Some birds + TLQ (blood warningg) under cut
Just some stuff in between all the requests.
I feel like if Hunted is really feeling it sometimes, if someone gets so much as a paper cut around him they are going in the nest, no questions asked.
“You’re injured.”
“It’s just a chipped nail, I hit a blood vessel but the blood will stop any minute now-“
“You’re. Injured.”