Sturg Reblog - Blog Posts
Okay so I need to reblog because I HAVE to share this story
But when I was in Socorro, one night the chef cooked pasta salad. I’m a picky eater with texture issues, and the crew knew this. I had only been really eating bread for dinner up until this point, and I LOVE pasta. I was super excited!!
They had rotini, which I love, penne, which I hate, and what looked to be spaghetti, which I also love. The crew hostess, a lovely woman named Anie, said that there was still pasta left that was completely plain. Garnish free. Which is the only kind of pasta I eat. I thanked her endlessly, she just needed to know what kind I wanted
I went for rotini, only for her to tell me that there was none left. That’s fine, I could take the spaghetti. I took my seat at the dining booth and she gave me my plate of spaghetti
Only it wasn’t spaghetti
You know how spaghetti is cylindrical? When you look at an uncooked strand from above, it’s a circle. It was NOT CIRCLE SHAPED!! It was shaped like an X?? It was tubular like spaghetti, and yet it wasn’t. Circular?
I cannot find the name of this noodle to save my LIFE. I didn’t even notice it at first, instead just slurping it in my mouth. Yeah. I ate bread that night
curious to hear y'all's suggestions for the worst possible pasta shape
(Assume that "pasta" needs to be made of sheets or strands of dough with enough surface area relative to thickness so that they can be cooked.)
I FUCKING KNEW IT!!!!! At work they keep calling them lake sturgeon and it’s INFURIATING!!! I keep asking them to test them or change how they’re listed or SOMETHING but they INSIST they’re lake sturgeon
WHITE STURGEON??
I do believe so
@superiorsturgeon is better than me at fish id tho so forgive me for summoning the professor
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*grabs your hands and speaks to you in a tone that is so gentle* they/them pronouns stop being universal once you learn a person's pronouns. Sometimes that person's pronouns will include they/them and in that specific case you are allowed to keep using those pronouns for that person. In any case where you learn a persons pronouns and that person doesn't use they/them, you should no longer use those pronouns for that person. If you continue to use they/them pronouns knowing that person doesn't use them, you are now misgendering that person. Kindly stop doing that please. Thank you, I love you.
donald trump headcanons:
bi-curious femboy
uses trump/trumps/trumpself pronouns also do/na/ld neos
⅕ latina baddie
thunder thighs 😍😍😍😍😍
literally not like other girls 🙄
4'9
favourite webtoon is the boyfriends webtoon and his most searched wattpad trope is alpha x alpha spice
wait 🫷🏼 they 👥 don't 🙅🏼♀️ love 😘 you 🫵🏼 like i 👀 love 🥰 you 🫵🏼🫵🏼🫵🏼🫵🏼
has a poster of hitler in drag on his ceiling
most listened to artist on spotify and youtube music is ollie london
bikini spray tan summer 🌞🏝️👙
his fursona is chester cheetah
exclusively e-dates (roblox and picsart)
help the hockey boys are calling one another breedable again
My friend made an interesting UQuiz!
It's good practice for clocking AI images, has a variety of photograph-like and art-like renders along with real images and photographs. The nom-AI images are cited and carefully verified so you can see who made them :)
Unrelated to this, this friend also made a cool tool a few years back that lets you convert exposure to particular AQI for lengths of time into the equivalent number of cigarettes in terms of impact to your health!
FUCK YEAH
I choose to believe that I am a mighty sturgeon.
I need to give the context that there were three of them doing this but then one swam away before I could take a picture
This too is yuri
You’re right! Sturgeon yuri, sturi :)
new reason to stay alive: outlive the trump presidency. In fact, outlive Trump. He isn’t immortal. We can live to see the day he's guaranteed to never be in office ever again and we can make sure he knows that he'll never have enough power to kill you
stay strong, friends, this isn't your fault
Trick or THREAT
THREAT
Tortoise beetle, Notosacantha rufa, Chrysomelidae
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psst. guys did you hear. they made up a new game that everyone you know suddenly got really really into in the span of a day and you never heard anything at all about it prior
I had to illustrate this creature to show you the absolute state of it
Staring. Full eye contact. Tongue wrapping around the opposite side of her leg
In case any of you here also use X/Twitter.
Heads up regarding news coverage of Liam Payne's death
The TMZ article that comes up shows pictures of his dead body. They do not show his face, but they do show his arms, torso, and tattoos which I find extraordinarily tasteless and disrespectful. So if you are looking for news stories to confirm that this isn't an internet hoax, avoid that one.
Okay but I gotta put this in text because it’ll be too long for my normal tags bullshit
Every time. Every fucking time. This happens in 80% of my dreams and it’s just. HOUGE and I’m so happy it does
In my dream, it’s a place called Duluth. Now I’ve been to actual Duluth. This is not actually Duluth
Dream Duluth has a giant bridge that’s so big that it scares me to drive across. The bridge is so big and the route right into the city has a little section where people will check your passport or vehicle or IDs or something? I’m not sure why. The bridge gives me so much anxiety, and there’s another highway around one of the skyscrapers in that city that also gives me anxiety. For some reason, I think I work in that building. There’s even a dream inside
The city itself is beautiful. Sunny. There’s a big statue by the lake it’s built on, just like the real Duluth. There’s monuments that look like mirrors, even one that looks like the WWII monument in Washington DC. Or is it a Vietnam or Korea monument? Idk. There are hills in the city. It’s not too warm. Much like the real Duluth as well, there’s a restaurant along one of the boardwalks and piers. Unlike it, though, it’s built out onto the water. You can look into the lake from the restaurant and see the guitarfish and sawfish in the water
The beaches are something I always think about. One beach is covered in dark sand. Shark teeth always wash up there. Shark teeth and fish bones. Sometimes it’s small, nestled between that restaurant and a boardwalk. Other times, the beach is longer and pale. Sand tiger sharks and white sturgeon wash up on the shore. There are shovelnose sturgeon in the water. I try and save whatever I can, but sometimes they’re too big for me to carry on my own. Sometimes, when I wade into the water, I get close enough to touch them, but I always stop myself because I’m afraid I’ll bother the animals
There’s another beach as well, one where people always go. Umbrellas and kids and chairs. In the tideline, you can find trinkets and toys that were left a long time ago. They’re not new, rather old and rusted, but sometimes I find interesting keys and metal baubles and gemstones in the sand. I keep them for myself
There’s a white building with a blue haze inside. I don’t know why. It’s homely, but I don’t want to go inside. There was a bloody handprint on the doorframe once. I don’t know why. I think I relaxed after that
There’s a city skyscraper made completely out of glass on the outside. The ground around the statue is made of concrete. I don’t know who that statue is of, but it’s someone important. The statue is bronze
There’s a red brick church in the city. It’s old, and there’s a mosaic courtyard. In the courtyard, there’s a gazebo made of brick. Inside that gazebo is a bell, and the ceiling is made of mosaic tiles that look like an ornate sky. Inside the church there are suits of armour, and the cathedral is impossibly large compared to the outside. The windows are tall, and the light that flits in is always white
I like when my dreams reuse locations from past dreams. like oh cool we doin a bottle episode
Ohhh lesbians… doomed lovers… two gods that find each other in every life they walk as mortals rerrr but it NEVER works out because one of them is always Smoted by a jealous deity
Here’s a fun challenge. In the reblogs or comments, make a scenario for these two characters!
THIS IS WHAT IM SAYING
why does almost EVERYONE IN COD HAVE BLUE/BLUEISH GREEN EYES???
like-
WHERE DID MY GRAYISH BLUE GO? WHERE DID HAZEL GO? WHERE DID AMBER GO!? WHERE DID FUCKING CHOCOLATE GO? oh wait-i ate that nvm.
why's it called the mouth of a river if that's where all the water comes out?
would you prefer it to be called the anus instead?
Customer: (not on record) DMV: PJ=palm job, sexual connotation Verdict: DENIED