I think if Ally Beardsley and Taliesin Jaffe ever existed in a room together the world would fold in on itself with the sheer amount of collective raw eldritch and queer energy that their fleshy human facades contain.
I love how at the start of hxh gon was like: I’m going to use my animal instinct and fishing pole to get around the problem uniquely because I’m a cute little feral boy and I just want friends and some fun!!!
But by the end he was like: I’m full of teen angst and I’m gonna PUNCH this problem SO HARD it turns to PULP because my life is already spiralling out of control age (14)
Sophomore year ep 6 ends so terribly and it was absolutely NOT something Brennan planned AT ALL. Like he was so excited to introduce his new character Garty, made specifically to make the chat go horny wild god bless that genius creator I salute him, and he wanted that episode to explore this new character and his place in leviathan.
Then Fabian’s SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE HUBRIS EVENTS went down and that all got yeeted out the window.
By the end Brennan was like please, please for the love of YES? take this mysterious Aguefort character and just chill the fuck out. You destroyed Garty’s chance to be the Cool Guy and main attraction of the episode so I’ll give u Ayda and a second chance. Please treat my daughter right
Khun: i don’t need friends everyone betrays you
*Rachel appears and Bam ignores everything to focus on her*
Khun: ..... >:( .......well that won’t do
*sits on Bam’s lap* *lays down on Bam’s lap* *literally fucking crowns him* *does everything he can to protect him* *tells him he wants to climb the tower with him even tho last episode he literally had a mental breakdown over trusting anyone ever*
Rak, standing by and watching all this unfold and pissed off since the boys are more focused on seducing each other than winning this fucking test: ....are you sure you don’t want a boyfriend?
Having adrichat and whatever the fuck BeetlejuicexStanley Pines is called on my dash simultaneously is like the two wolves inside you meme except it’s 2 crack ships no one ever should’ve proposed fighting over who is going to make more ridiculous fan art of it
Every year without fail 4/13 comes along and without fail my dash is FULL of Homestuck. I can’t help but be impressed with the dedication of Homestuck fans because they never fail to hit the anniversary no matter how many years go by, and that kind of dedication is hard to see except for outside events like HP fans on September 1st. But the real impressive thing is I have never interacted with Homestuck, have never followed someone for Homestuck, but like some kind of sleeper agent pandemic my dash is full of Homestuck from users I NEVER suspected were interested in it. They reveal their true colours and I am helpless to do anything but be bombarded
Watching ‘Toilet-bound Hanako-kun’ Is hilarious because it’s set up so that the 2 school/ghost trios are thematically meant to maul each otherto death/be each other’s foils.
The only problem is that god has given (1) brain cell to each trio to share.
The Toilet Trio pass it amongst themselves like a hot potato. Kou sacrifices the brain cell the rare times he gets it just to help his friends through their emotional stupidity. Nene loses it every time a hot boi goes by. Hanako only gets more time with it because he has a goddamn job to do.
Meanwhile Sakura has never let go of the brain cell.
*learning verbs*
Student to another student: “omae no haha wo shimasu” (a very janky simple way of saying “I do your mum”)
Teacher: “if you’re going to insult in your rudimentary Japanese do it properly and be polite - it’s okaa-san, not haha”
Student: “thanks sir! Anyway, omae no okaa-san-”
Teacher: “remember guys, katakana is not like hiragana. Make sure to make the lines nice and sharp!”
Student: “but are they sharp enough to kill myself on?”
Teacher: “can anyone read this katakana? What does oojii (ohgee) mean?”
Everyone almost immediately: “O R G Y?????”
Teacher: “no! it’s what you guys are!”
Girl next to me: “fucking stupid?”
Teacher: “noooo! Aussies! Aussies!!!!”
*later*
Girl to a guy: “what’s your name so I can refer to it while speaking”
Guy: “I prefer to be referred to by my overall identity - orgy”
Teacher: “don’t think I won’t fail you in the third week. Try me”
Student before a test: “do you think if I speak fast enough the teacher won’t be able to tell I have no idea what I’m saying?”
Other student: “with your skills he’ll think you’re having a stroke. But do it dude. Make me laugh so I forget how much I want to die.”
*asking what year of schooling we are in*
*I respond with 3rd year*
My partner: “YOURE OLD????”
Me: “...bitch”
Girl: “I remember how to draw “ru” in katakana because it was on all my Naruto DVD boxes”
Guy next to her: “oh same!”
Guy beside me: “well I’m not a fuxking weeb so I just studied it like normal people”
Girl: “shut the fuck up bitch you watched Pokemon like the rest of us”
Student: *answers a question*
Teacher: “that is incorrect! Please study your adjectives more!”
Student: “ah, right in the kokoro”
Teacher: “do that again and I’ll assign you more homework”
Student: “sir, when do we learn how to say ‘fuck’?”
Teacher: “when you’re responsible enough to earn it. For this class, it doesn’t look like that’ll ever happen”
*Brennan revealing one of the main characters, a cop, is crooked* oh?
*Suddenly revealing that a whole hierarchy of crooked cops have managed to infiltrate the justice system* OH!
*Janai and Amaya, swinging broad swords, surrounded by lava and bare-knuckled fighting*
Me: hnnng me big gay
*Sees hot star elf Aaravos*
Me: nice
*Hot moon elf speaks*
Me: :))) ....nice
We’re all used to the eccentricities of each character, and the techniques the boys use to stay calm and focused during their games, but from an outside perspective Nishiura high school baseball team is absolutely fucking bizarre.
*Nishiura calls time*
Opponent team: oh they must be making a game plan, alright
*Abe goes out to stand in the middle of the field and hold hands with Mihashi while staring intently into his eyes*
Opponent team: what the fuck is going on???
*Abe calls Mihashi his pitcher, promises to take care of him for the next 3 years, swears that they’ll win for his sake, Mihashi is crying incoherently*
Opponent team: they know we’re in the middle of a game, right? do we need to get them a room or something....?
Opponent team: how are these freshmen staying so calm in such a serious game??? what’s their trick???
*Looks across to Nishiura’s dugout where Mizutani is screaming while Izumi and Mihashi tickle him*
Opponent team: ?????? do we need to call somebody?? is he okay?
*Tajima makes an impossible shot and gets several runs*
Opponent team: how cool is that prodigy?? he must be a genius
Tajima, immediately after finishing the game, shirt off, dick out: rice is a type of protein right??
Hanai: jesus christ how have you survived for this long
tl;dr:
Big hot shot team pre-game: This game will be pathetically easy -- they’re just a bunch of freshies!! Practically toddlers!
*Nishiura during the game* Reads the pitchers’ movements, memorises each batters preferences, goes full-on klepto with bases. Wins.
Hot shot team: What in tarnation....
*Nishiura after the game* has players falling asleep on public bunches like a bunch of hobos, some of them half-naked, Abe yelling incoherently over the mess
Hot shot team: ....we lost to this?