Swissaus - Blog Posts
swissaus is crazy cause austria is supposed to be the hot gigachad in that pairing bc of how many nations hes pulled (and that violet eye + brunette combo is DANGEROUS) but everyone and their mom just makes switzerland mog him in every fanart cause hes a cute blond with a fuck ass bob
Putting this on my reading list
Zweisamkeit Summary: Basch Zwingli’s life runs like clockwork—work at the bank, take care of his daughter. But when his past unexpectedly collides with his present, the arrival of an attractive Austrian throws everything into disarray. Maybe, just maybe, it just might offer him the chance to let go again. Content: Austria/Switzerland ⋆ Human AU, Austria & Switzerland are single parents, Fluff and Humor, Slow Burn, Idiots in Love, Grief/Mourning, Bonding over trauma, It Gets Worse Before It Gets Better Characters: Liechtenstein, Kugelmugel, Germany, North Italy, Nyo!South Italy, Belgium, Netherlands, Male Hungary, lots of background characters Additional Tags: Established Germany/North Italy, Established Spain/Nyo!South Italy, lots of background pairings Status: Complete AO3 LINK
“Please,” he begged in the dark. “Can I just hold you tonight, and pretend a little longer?”
Man I FUCKING LOVE how the Eurovision winners of 2024-25 have given up Swissaus/Edelwiess Fuel. Thanks guys!
[2024 Eurovision] Switzerland: I did something queer and dramatic with high notes. Austria: *glares* Switzerland: …Do you have a problem? Austria: No. [2025 Eurovision] Switzerland: Austria: Switzerland: You literally copied my entire Eurovision vibe. Austria: I improved it. Liechtenstein: God, I wish I could sing sapphic love too. Hungary: I’m begging you two to just kiss already. Italy: 🇪🇺✨
me, in the corner, clutching my Edelweiss ship like a rosary: ✨ the hills are alive with the sound of homosexual yearning ✨
I only JUST discovered your account and suddenly remembered binge reading your fic some time ago, it was really good!
I usually avoid fics with over 100k words but with Edelweiss can you really be picky, there's barely anything out there for them ;v;
Ahh thank you! I’m so glad Edelweiss tempted you into braving the word count—especially since I know 100k+ can be a commitment!
The scarcity of SwissAus content definitely pushed me to write a lot (someone had to do God’s work, right?). I’m really touched that it stuck with you! 🖤
to be honest with you your fic Zweisamkeit is what turned me from a 'Huh what's edelweiss?' to a 'OMFG I LOVE THIS EMOTIONALLY CONSTIPATED ANSTY MOTHERFUCKERS'
(And if you see me screaming in your comments as I repeatedly reread you fic- no you didn't)
Haha, I’m so glad Zweisamkeit turned you into a fan of emotionally constipated, angsty chaos! 😈 And I absolutely didn’t see you screaming in the comments—nope, not at all. 😏 Feel free to scream as much as you want—I’m glad you’re enjoying the chaos! 🖤
NEW KAFFEE UND SCHOGGI
So. I’ve officially lost my mind recently and, in a very productive (???!) coping mechanism, I wrote something. It’s a novel now, I guess. 24,796 words of something that might legally qualify as a fever dream—and that’s not counting the 2,293 words of notes and footnotes (because apparently I’m incapable of shutting up?).
I genuinely seem to think I’m writing the next great European tragedy.
It’s emotional carnage. It’s sensual SwissAus chaos. It’s diplomatic dinner but make it psychological warfare. And just to really confuse myself, I also dragged Gerita into this. Spuk is lurking. And then there’s Rusprus—the most rabid, frothing-at-the-mouth take on them you’ve ever seen. They’re not just unhinged. The hinges are gone. I need someone to stop me—but also, please don’t.
Read it. Fear it. Annotate it like it’s a dead language.
And because I survived the grueling journey that was Zweisamkeit (and late-stage capitalism, honestly), I rewarded myself by purchasing a Kobo. You can find the lockscreen here. I deserve this. I deserve all of this.
Expect the absurdity to continue. Also, do you ever feel like the universe is just one giant chaotic plot twist? Just me? Cool. Anyway, if you need me, I’ll be under a blanket fort in the corner of my room, hugging my new Kobo like it’s my only friend.
Zweisamkeit Summary: Basch Zwingli’s life runs like clockwork—work at the bank, take care of his daughter. But when his past unexpectedly collides with his present, the arrival of an attractive Austrian throws everything into disarray. Maybe, just maybe, it just might offer him the chance to let go again. Content: Austria/Switzerland ⋆ Human AU, Austria & Switzerland are single parents, Fluff and Humor, Slow Burn, Idiots in Love, Grief/Mourning, Bonding over trauma, It Gets Worse Before It Gets Better Characters: Liechtenstein, Kugelmugel, Germany, North Italy, Nyo!South Italy, Belgium, Netherlands, Male Hungary, lots of background characters Additional Tags: Established Germany/North Italy, Established Spain/Nyo!South Italy, lots of background pairings Status: Complete AO3 LINK
Zweisamkeit is finally complete.
This story took years off my life—and it still has me in a chokehold. I thought I was done, but there’s still more to write, more to explore. The characters, the dynamics—everything took me by surprise and refuses to let me go. But for now, this will have to do.
(I also realised something about it: it’s always raining, everyone’s always drinking tea, dads are kind, and there’s no mother—there’s never a mother. I think that says more about me than I’d like to admit.)
Austria: Ugh, I hate you Switzerland: Jokes on you, I hate me more Austria: Austria: Darling, we talked about this
my swissaus is always twosided cuz i believe in True Love™️
are you cooking (and by cooking i mean edelweiss)
evryday 😭😭😭😭😭😭
I just wanna say. I love your edelweiss fic Zweisamkeit. When I see updates in my email, just know I'm going crazy. I know like 5 other people who fuck with Edelweiss and honestly. I probably say this to them A LOT. but the content, the fanart, the big or small fics, the little discussion of these two idiots. Is so much. Doing wonders for those who are actively seeking this ship. Thank you so much for writing and creating <3. You honestly inspire me to write silly fics again. Thanks! Take care!
Ahh, this made my day—thank you so much!! 🥹 It means the world to know that Zweisamkeit is something you look forward to, and hearing that there are others out there who love Edelweiss just as much is honestly so heartwarming. This little ship deserves all the content, and I’m so happy to be contributing to that in some way. And knowing I could inspire you to write again? That’s the best compliment I could ever receive. Wishing you all the best with your own stories—take care, and thank you for this lovely message! 🖤
just dis for today
lalalala i love my little corner of the internet i love yapping abt gay countries and being teeheee when seeing stuff of them its really powerful empowering even a feminist revolutionary act dare i say
in 2025 we getting 2013 as furkkkkkk
who tf is drawing yaoi in the club🤨
The thing I forgot a long time ago
I hate my life, but I made something. It's a multi-chapter Human AU, inspired by @angeliswiss (*) and it's finished, I just need to find a moment to post everything.
No one cares about swissaus anymore but I don’t care 🤷🏻♀️ I made it for myself and the five last survivors... Anyway, enjoy.
Zweisamkeit
I have almost 3000 posts in my drafts. I wish I had the time to put them all in the queue, but I'm only human and the holidays are killing me. Anyway, amidst all the chaos, I posted a short drabble. Enjoy.
reposting cuz i forgot one crutial doodle #sorry i dont wanna make a separate post
1st imge switzerland cat design by @\fartshitter9000 CUZ I LIKE IT A LOT
old animatic wip under break
stupid stupid stupid
tired from training
they make me crazy
Hey Siri, how do I untie a corset? 🎀🎀🎀