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They're all a little silly
Nicole Kidman & Kate Winslet with Babe the pig at the Oscars in 1995
Your month, your underrated Odyssey incident
January - Telemachus throwing his staff on the ground and bursting into tears
February - Antinous slamming Odysseus with a stool
March - Telemachus lamenting that the gods have forsaken him while Athena, in disguise, is right beside him
April - Odysseus hiding under sheep and behind faeces while escaping the cyclops
May - Odysseus taunting the cyclops even while he throws giant boulders at him
June - Ctesippus throwing a cow’s hoof at Odysseus
July - Nausicaa and her handmaidens washing clothes naked at the riverbank when they find Odysseus, also naked
August - Odysseus wanting to kill Eurylochus at Circe’s island
September - Peisistratus becoming an “intimate friend” of Telemachus
October - Odysseus lying to a disguised Athena, which impresses and amuses her
November - the suitors making excuses for their bad archery, with Antinous blaming it on the fact that it’s the day of Apollo’s feast
December - Penelope getting the suitors to give her gifts, delighting Odysseus by her cunning
the wicked movie teaches important moral lessons like "be bisexual in college" and "don't trust politicians" and "if you push someone who's in a wheelchair without their permission, someone might throw a bench at your head with their mind"
Met a couple Inscryption fans in the wild today, and we all had varying opinions on the Resident gamer robot.
The one I met first was a "he's such an asshole, I love him". Then their friend was a "I wanna punch him, I love him". Meanwhile I'm more of a "I wanna kiss him. I wanna marry him. I'm so gay for the gay robot. He gives me gay thoughts." So uhh... I think that's a pretty good balance for a friend group. (We are all in the alphabet community.)
Cutlery in Mouth Connotations
Knife in your mouth:
Edgelord
No self preservation instinct
You probably like Tokyo Ghoul
Horny on main
Spoon in your mouth
Anime girl UwU
Probably top tier waifu
Sweet, but surprisingly dirty minded
Tall s/o
Fork in your mouth
You’re just hungry, aren’t you?
Normal human being