Technophilia - Blog Posts
I just had to.
yeah ill post twice in one day sure @.@
i thrifted this panasonic cd player a bit ago and proceeded to go a bit insane abt it !!
pretty in pink ^^
I catch the stranger's eye in the dim lighting of the bar and we identify each other instantly. Her gaze falls to my USB bracelet as she subtly touches the back of her neck and blushes. We share knowledge about each other in that moment, something nobody else can see. Something nobody else can know. But tonight, neither of us will feel alone.
Later, in her hotel room, she lays opened up for me, my keyboard connected to a port in her stomach as I study holographic code projected by her electric blue eyes. The adapter plugged into the base of her skull hums with intermittent vibration and her lips part to a sound of synthesized ecstasy.
I know how to love a woman like her. Like me. And she lets me probe the intimate depths of her programming with every keystroke of my slender fingers. Coupling through syntax. Curled around each other like braces.
For that trust, for what we share tonight, I will make her delicate circuitry sing with lighting.
i was thinking about how my outlet in my bathroom got overloaded but just needed a break before it could start working again and now i’m thinking about robot overstimulation,,,trying to slowly reset itself after reaching its energy threshold but its creator keeps forcing a reset, trying to get them to hit the threshold again so it can function properly and the robot’s chip is just kind of fried from all the wires being pulled and buttons being pressed so all it can do is fall victim to the whims of its master. i’m not being very eloquent but do you see the vision
🥺👉👈
I think we need more love for Ethernet cables around here. I TRULY think we do.
Come on, you can take both ends of a cable and jam them into both of the Ethernet ports a robot has and see her immediately get stuck in a network loop. Hear her fans start working three times as hard. Kick her off any wireless Internet she may have had, so she can't access any of her databases except what's installed. Even that's slow going, just because of how much energy the network loop is making.
Her firewalls and security measures would jam up and maybe even crash, from how much information it thinks it needs to scan. Immediate robot dumbification device, essentially.
This might not work very well on newer models, and you might get scolded on trying to make her networks loop like that, but on the models that don't have network management... you could really have some fun and wreak some havoc too.
Had an idea at work and decided to bring it to life. The blue screen of arousal overflow <3
Don’t forget to treat it to the proper aftercare once it comes back online
