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I just accidentally made un-tea?????
I made green tea, but I forgot there was an old bag of chai in the kettle, so I mixed chai water with decaf green tea, then I mixed in like a half table spoon or something of that honey from the dollar store that they aren't legally allowed to call honey because there's too much corn syrup in it and some almond milk and a single drop of coffee creamer because we ran out and???? It tastes like??? Nothing????
It has LESS flavor than my tap water! HOW do you EVEN-
I think I made a flavor that's only perceptible to shrimp, that's the only explanation
Anyone got any disability hc for the burns family and the bots? I don't think I've seen any
A headcanon of mine: Chase (police car) definitely has cybertronian autism. There's no way in my mind he doesn't
Edited my oc in too :D
Screenshot edits my beloved
Double arting today weeee
DP X DC PROMT: ATLANTIS
Maddie and Jack did not react well to Danny being a ghost. They immediately attempted to catch him and experiment on him.
Jazz had enough time to throw a duffle bag of clothes and stuff at him and tell him to run. Danny rushed over to Sam's house, and she called Tucker, who came rushing over in a hurry. They added some money and tech to the duffle, before the Fenton parents came knocking at the door to Sam's house, inquiring as to their son's whereabouts.
Danny went ghost and jumped out the window.
He travels for days, aimlessly stopping in several cities, such as Gotham, Metropolis, and Star City. In all of them, though, the Fentons manage to track him down through ecto-location tech.
Danny has been in his ghost form for days now, and hasn't had access to enough ectoplasm to keep him fully solid, so he has essentially vaporized his legs into a tail to conserve energy.
He also has not slept in far longer than is advisable, so his sleep-deprived brain decides "fuck it, I look like a mermaid, why not try to live in the ocean? It's not like my parents can get to me there."
Aquaman is extremely concerned about the new, apparently super-powerful, mer that has appeared recently near the outskirts of his kingdom.
Instead of making up shitty racist headcanons about Miles shoplifting join me in headcanoning him picking up ballet because he thought Gwen being a ballerina was super neat and it would help him in his spiderman job
elon musk had a third child with grimes that he kept secret until the release of his biography. he named it techno mechanicus
If I had to make my own au of x men evolution, I’d make Todd based off of the Vijayan's night frog, and I’d make him really short (the frogs are tinyyyyy)
I’d also make Kurt’s tail stronger looking, and more like a monkeys tail (still with the arrow shape like a spear tho)
and I want to give kurt an arc where he learns to not insult others based off of their appearance. His arc would be slow, span a few ‘episodes’
maybe he gets stuck with Todd and has to escape an angry, mutant hating group, and they end up really far away, lost cus they were distracted with escaping
they then slowly get to know each other a bit better, learn they’re not so different, and that Todd has it harder that him in some ways
(in the au, Todd ran away from his family bc they keep ignoring his struggles (like sensitive skin that absorbs things like frog skin does, dietary needs, allergies due to his mutation, etc), but the brother hood are his family now)
and kurt just has a moment where it (the brotherhood’s behaviour) all clicks
also, the possibilities for Todd’s frog species are insane
there’s the flying frog (they actually glide tho), the glass frog, poison dart frogs ( hc that in a universe where he is a dart frog, he’d be non poisonous due to not eating the diet he’d need for his body to build up the chemicals, though he could use chemicals to do it), red eyed tree frog, purple frog, Indian bullfrog, hairy frog, etc
I like to imagine he’s tried to eat one of his friend’s (the brotherhood’s) fingers after frog brain mistook it for a worm
Started playing subnautica
to say I’m on a water planet, I’m doing a really poor job staying hydrated (almost died of thirst at least twice)
Also, ghost leviathans are terrifying
anime idea:
5 women , 1 guy
all besties, righ?
they go everywhere together
until (dramatic noise): they get accepted into different colleges
later, they all get isekaid in various ways.
the first one to get isekai’d wakes up as a hydra
but she only has one head. She’s a baby hydra
as the plot progresses, and she levels up/ grows/ gets character development, she gains more heads.
each head is another member of the group
(If we’re going with the ‘character development’ option, it gets progressively harder, and each time a new head joins, they have to watch as the others and themselves change as people, adding some angst in)
((Both positive and negative character developments would apply in my mind))
(pls Feel free to add
day: something or other of having c0v!d
Milk tastes like water, rice tastes bland, flavoured water tastes even more like chemicals
I can’t eat ice pops without it tasting like a drop of dilute juice in a lake
Cheese puffs tastes roughly the same despite this
Damian is de-aged to a baby and lost in Gotham. A magic user hit him with some kind of spell. His legs don’t work as well and he has trouble walking. That’s when a man appears and squats down with a tilt of his head.
“Yea, you are definitely not supposed to be out here, little guy.”
Damian glares at the man, early twenties, stubble along his jaw, ragged clothes, and dark bags under his eyes.
The man turns his head to look at the brick wall.
“Are you sure?”
And now he was talking to a wall. Curses. Of course he would be found by a crazy person.
The man suddenly hangs his head with a deep sigh. He regains himself quickly and stands. Moving closer to put his hands under Damian arms to lift him to perch on his hip.
Damian squirms to get down but refuses to make a sound. The last time he opened his mouth like this it was a pathetic baby sound. He couldn’t let this man see him like this.
“Looks like you’re coming home with me, little guy. I can tell you’ve got some spirit in you. Good, you’ll need it.”
Not ominous at all.
Damian stays with the man, mostly because he couldn’t physically drive a car, but also because he was almost always with him. The man would talk to air at the most random times. Obviously a schizophrenic. But Damian had to admit this man, Danny he comes to find out through a neighbor baby talking at him, has been genuinely trying to take care of him and take care of him well. Well, to the best of his abilities anyway. 
He feeds him organic purées that don’t taste half bad, except the carrots, that one was unacceptable. Danny cleans him regularly despite his crappy apartment and makes sure he is dressed appropriately for the weather. He makes an effort to take him out to the park to play in the sandbox or just walk around discovering ‘new’ things.
Damian doesn’t need a parent, he outgrew the concept when he was five and technically he already had one, but he could tell Danny would make an excellent father. Some mistakes can be overlooked compared to the effort he was putting in.
The only concerning thing was the talking to thin air. It took Damian an embarrassing amount of time to figure out the reason Danny was visiting all these random people and the graveyard. (Sometimes he will set Damian down to ‘play’ in the grass at the cemetery. It was quite odd.)
He was talking to ghosts. It wasn’t thin air or imaginary friends, no it was actually dead people. The reason Damian actually believes this is for two reasons.
One, Danny shows true results. Damian observes closely whenever they visit a ‘client’ and Danny always has accurate information despite never looking up or researching anything going in.
Two, he never calls himself a medium or psychic. He doesn’t boast about his ability to see ghosts. He does what he does to help the ghosts move on to the other side. Closure is what Danny always says. Closure for the family and the victim. In Gotham, there are a lot of victims.
Damian adjusts to his new life with Danny. It’s been five months and he’s getting used to being small and vulnerable. He’s allowed to be messy and whiny and childish. Danny never scolds him like Mother did. The man has never hit him or raised his voice at him and never expects anything from him. He encourages his progression to speak and walk, but doesn’t expect the best out of him.
It’s… nice. A good break if anything.
They are at the park when one of the bats spot him and pauses. Danny is blowing bubbles into the air and Damian tries to pop as many as he can. It’s a silly game with no clear rules, but Damian finds it entertaining nonetheless.
“Hi there! Is he yours?”
Dick Grayson wears a bright smile, but Damian can see the tightness around his eyes.
“Huh? Oh, yea, this is Damian,” Danny answers.
He had written it with the wooden blocks Danny had given him one week in. Danny took one look at the name on the ground, laughed loudly and ran with it.
“Do you mind if I say hi? He’s so cute.”
Danny looks puzzled by the request but ends up shrugging his shoulders, not seeing a problem with letting a stranger get close to Damian. (Damian knew Danny’s intense eyes were watching Dick’s every move. He was very protective like that.)
“Sure.”
Dick squats down to search Damian’s green eyes. Damian stares back just as intensely.
“Hey there, Damian. My name is Dick.”
Damian gives him a flat look at Dick’s terrible introduction.
“Grayson.”
Although with his little baby teeth not fully in it sounds more like ‘way-shah’.
Relief flashes across Dick’s face and he gives Damian a reassuring smile. It’s not as reassuring at he thinks it is. It promises to bring him home and restore him to his original age. Damian doesn’t know if that’s what he wants anymore.
Dick stands and gives Danny some imaginary excuse to leave quickly. Damian watches him go and so does Danny.
“Funny guy, huh Dami?”
Damian doesn’t respond and Danny notices his change in mood.
“Come here, little guy.”
He knows what Danny is going to do and willingly goes. He is pulled up into the man’s lap and held between two surprisingly muscular arms. Danny’s hugs are nice and warm. They aren’t too tight like Dick’s nor are they stiff like Bruce’s. He never thought he could enjoy human contact, but Danny has been showing him things about himself he didn’t ever know. Turns out he does like hugs and playing airplane and when Danny runs his fingers through his hair when he’s really sleepy.
“Let’s go home a little early today, huh? I’ll make spaghetti and you can be as messy as you want,” Danny promises.
Damian hums. Yes, that sounds nice.
That night Batman comes in through the window. Damian is waiting.
“Damian,” Batman whispers.
“Bah-mun.”
The flat, unamused stare is what gives him away.
Batman lets out a breath silently and reaches into the crib Danny had gotten him.
“I wouldn’t do that if I were you.”
Batman jerks into action, twisting to face Danny who had appeared suddenly. The door behind him is still closed.
Batman stays quiet, silently studying the man before him dressed in pajama pants and a worn t-shirt.
Danny tilts his head as he does the same. Damian has never seen the man so serious. He silently worries for the man. He didn’t want him getting hurt to unnecessarily protecting him from his father.
“I’d have to break your arm if you tried to do what it looks like you’re doing.”
Danny says it so plainly. So simple.
Batman straightens.
“He isn’t yours.”
He doesn’t say Damian is his. He doesn’t claim him as his own. Just that Danny shouldn’t have him.
Damian silently agrees because technically he’s right. He doesn’t deserve Danny. He can’t keep playing house like he’s an actual baby. But Damian is also selfish and over the last few months has been taught that it’s okay to ask for things he wants even if it’s not inherently beneficial. The stuffed dog he sleeps with every night is proof of that.
So Damian says nothing.
“He is now,” Danny answers simply like there was no other answer to such a statement.
“He needs to go back to where he belongs.”
“Over my dead body,” is the immediate response.
They stare each other down until Danny scoffs.
“Don’t think I’m not petty enough to fight you, Batman. I’ll fight anyone who wants to take him from me. Damian is mine.”
When Batman tries to forcibly take him, he ends up with a concussion, a blood nose, and two broken arms. Red Robin finds him in a dumpster the next morning.
The story continues with Damian learning how to be a child his age, Danny protecting him and doting on his brilliant son, and the Batfam’s frequent failed attempts to kidnap Damian back to them.
Mermay Special Prompt 3
“Are you kidding? No one goes to Gotham, that place is like,” Aquaman made a motion with his hand, a not-quite grimace on his face. “Like things should not be living in the water, like it should be impossible, and things should be dead, but they aren’t and it’s like, like the equivalent of an undead apocalypse over there!”
Bruce rolled his eyes behind his cowl, taking a sip of his coffee as the others continued drinking. Socialize, they said, it’ll be fine they said. Well excuse him, but the waters weren’t that bad. Sure there were always dumped bodies, and chemicals from the rogue attacks, but it was far worse at one point.
One thing he’ll always be relieved for is how the… curse (thank you broken statuette back in the beginning of his vigilante career that fused with the other many curses of Gotham) made the people of Gotham actually care about the waters around them.
Though also, he couldn’t help but thank anything that might be listening for the fact that the curse only interacted with Gotham waters, because losing legs with any risk of a drop of water would be downright annoying.
“No dude, you don’t understand, no one goes there for a reason! That shit is horrific- someone saw a big thing with bits of rebar stabbed straight through it and still chased after a big alligator-thing!” Oh. Oh that had been him. Oops. Hopefully his kids didn’t find out about this, but they were probably already on the cameras. Dammnit.
fallout new Vegas made me trans: a video essay
(500 notes and I'll actually make this)
So, do you have any OCs you're particularly passionate about rn?
Atlas, my pro character on my other account ( @clown-worm-enthusiest )
This funky dude
I’m pretty proud of the reference thingy despite it being unfinished
I adore his dumb little hexagonal face (i draw it hexagonal for dividing up the food)
my oc, Phonk when he’s supposed to be working his office job
(he got isekaid and then made his way to the corporate world so he didn’t have time to think about being made of fabric now)
someone rbing a post from me: #oh my goddd this is just like my ocs zapa and trunky
me on their blog now looking for pics of zapa and trunky:
if Victor veloci was a deinonychus, could his name be deino
Daniel deino
terror
he likes his species of dinosaur so much that he named himself after it
do u think he moved to live away from the cave he was trapped in, or do u think he stayed because he didn't want to leave it since it was the last place he was before the extinction event?
Hey, please tell me your thoughts on Dinosquad, I want to hear them so much.
I love/reluctantly watch it
So many inaccuracies. The autism episode was a one off, they should've had more disability representation. I think it would've been cool if ms Moynihan was an amputee. If she and veloci have been around for that long, one of them is bound to have lost a limb at some point, and I don't want it to be Victor, disabled villain trope and all. (If they rewrite and make her an amputee) They should also consult an amputee when writing ms Moynihan. She should also have a bunch of trauma of we're assuming that she lived through both ww1 and ww2
I want an episode where they slowly piece this together, and they realise that she's better at hiding it than they thought. They also debate getting her therapy, but realise she'll be seen as mad (not just the dino thing, but the experiencing ww1 and ww2), so they take it upon themselves to learn how to help, they learn from ms Moynihan that she prefers them to communicate what they're doing, as she was concerned about them potentially slacking. Or it's better written, as I don't know her character all too well
I ramble, sorry (but not really)
I think I love the concept of it, and wish to at least vocalise (? This is a text post so idk) how I wish it was done. also, hc that Victor only transforms his head in front of employees bc his raptor form embarasses him because they expect him to be bigger, and his intimidation no longer works (rewrite au)
Dino squad remake/ au ideas
What dinosaur (preferably from the cretaceaus period I think it was) do you think Liam from Dino squad would be if he somehow ended up with the same DNA mishap as the others?
I think oviraptor for narrative purposes (think modern remake with accurate dinos) as oviraptors were mistaken to be egg thieves, when they were merely minding their own business, nesting and brooding
I think it'd be cool if In an episode , the group occasionally made jokes about the egg eating, and Liam got irritated over time because the jokes were inaccurate, and they weren't listening to him about this. In the episode, he could have some character growth where he learns to communicate better because the others are willing to work with him, and he establishes boundaries. I think it'd be nice.
the mutated animal(s) of the episode (in my remake au thingy, the animals revert back to their cretateous evolutionary ancestor) would be escaped from a zoo, and they'd use liams knowledge on certain animals to help them (in my mind, he has a hyperfixation on insects in general, but a special interest in weevils. Weevils need love too.)
liam and buzz begin to get along better due to their shared interest in insects
In my mind, my version of Liam has a phobia of being alone and/ or useless to his friends. He feels like he needs to be useful, or he panics and stresses internally. He also helps bees and his back garden is a haeven for insects (unless they're invasive or otherwise harmful)
For some reason, I'm irrationally irritated at the letter p being in orange when surrounded by parentheses ()
Imagine dinos squad, but accurate dinosaurs. Would it be better if dr veloci was normal size for a velociraptor, or had gigantism?
Or if ms. Moynihan had some health complication that meant that she couldn’t fight veloci without it taking a toll on her, so she pretended to be on his side for a while to bide herself time?
what if they hunted together (or dino dated) and that’s one of the reasons he didn’t hunt her down earlier. As in, he felt too guilty to use her as an experiment early on in his science thing, and he is too conflicted about it, so she got away, and he didn’t use her dna to make a dino army
imagine a role swap au, veloci being the teacher/ kind of parent figure to the squad, and ms Moynihan is the evil scientist.
in the deal, she takes the heat from a power generator so it won't overheat.
Forgot to write that part. I sometimes think so hard I think I've said something, it's great if I don't want to tell someone something, also I didn't proof read the post first, but I like ranting and rambling, anyone else got any episodes they remember stronger than most others?
I forgot about transformers rescue bots until one day, I remembered the ghost sightings episode and specifically the scene where kade is by the cliff and meets the ghost lady. I wish there was a later follow-up episode that revealed that the ghost lady exists, and I want Graham to have a mental breakdown due to not understanding how she functions without food, and cody discovers that she's been causing blackouts because she takes the electricity, and it turns out she uses energy transference to eat via getting in the way of it, and they end up making a deal with her to visit her once a week to chat, and Graham tries to figure out how to recreate her powers so he can do electrical work easier, but Cody figures it out and Graham just had to deal with his younger brother being better at alien/supernatural tech than he is
I forgot about transformers rescue bots until one day, I remembered the ghost sightings episode and specifically the scene where kade is by the cliff and meets the ghost lady. I wish there was a later follow-up episode that revealed that the ghost lady exists, and I want Graham to have a mental breakdown due to not understanding how she functions without food, and cody discovers that she's been causing blackouts because she takes the electricity, and it turns out she uses energy transference to eat via getting in the way of it, and they end up making a deal with her to visit her once a week to chat, and Graham tries to figure out how to recreate her powers so he can do electrical work easier, but Cody figures it out and Graham just had to deal with his younger brother being better at alien/supernatural tech than he is
Anyone got any disability hc for the burns family and the bots? I don't think I've seen any
A headcanon of mine: Chase (police car) definitely has cybertronian autism. There's no way in my mind he doesn't
Do you think Graham burns from tfrb (transformers rescue bots) is short sighted or long sighted?
I haven't watched it in a bit, I don't remember if he's supposed to be short sighted (the further away something is, the less clear the detail) or long sighted (the closer something is, the less clear the detail)
Us art Besties 💖💚
TFA Bulkhead + Artist Reader
Bulkhead waited eagerly as you got comfortable in his room, the two of you in the habit of every so often sharing your sketchbooks. His obviously had to be much larger than yours, so you’d sit on his shoulder while he showed it to you, then you’d move to his lap to be able to show him your sketchbook.
His sketchbook was full of studies, his attempts at drawing organic life such as plants or humans. He’d also tried his hand at drawing the other bots, finding them much easier since they’re so familiar. As he showed them to you, you gave him gentle constructive criticism, mostly on the organic ones.
It didn’t take too long for it to be your turn, so you carefully climbed down to get into his lap, your sketchbook in hand. “I’ve actually been trying to draw Cybertronians more myself.” You admitted sheepishly, holding your book up to make it easier for him to see. “I’m having a kind of hard time with it, but it’s fun too!” You said honestly, watching his expression closely for his reaction.
He looked closely, honestly really impressed. Assuming that you had similar issues drawing Cybertronians as he did trying to draw organics, this was impressive! He absolutely loved your extra commentary, from notes about their designs to other notes about the bot themselves. Starscream’s make him laugh, despite himself. “Bitchscream? Really?” He asked, looking at you with an optical ridge raised.
You shrug with a sheepish smile “Am I wrong?”
He thinks it over and shakes his head, chuckling. “No, not really.” He admitted, looking through more pages. He finds your sketch dump of him, energon rushing to his face plate. They were….really good. Does he really look like that? Noticing all of the little hearts and sweet comments didn’t help him calm down any. Apparently you thought his concentrating face was cute, his smile was precious, and that when confused he was like a puppy.
When realizing what page he was on, your own face flushed red. At least he didn’t seem to mind, though you were a little embarrassed. “I hope you don’t mind…it’s just so relaxing to draw you.” You admitted, a little fidgety.
Bulkhead absolutely lit up, smiling at you reassuringly. “I don’t mind at all! They look great!”
Grinning proudly, you continued your tour of your sketchbook, perfectly comfortable in Bulkhead’s lap.
i am in love with James Wilson but like in the most lesbian way possible