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I am ready to enter my «erotic period», which is apparently what the legendary queer danish author H.C. Andersen called his slut era

Chappell Roan’s music truly makes me experience a joy and a self confidence I didn’t know was possible!

It’s as if all the shame and self hatred melts away for a moment, and I’m just overjoyed and filled with pride about my queerness

When you find two fictional characters from a popular show that obviously have a romantic/sexual tension and great chemistry, so you search the internet and there is next to no mention of them, no fan art and no fanfics on AO3…

Every spring I am reminded that my seasonal depression really does become a lot milder as soon as the weather gets a bit warmer and I start to see the sun on my commute to school

In Norwegian the word "fag" means subject. This lead to an interesting situation a few years ago where, English not being my first language, I was trying to name a game I had made for a school project. I tried calling it "realfags spill", directly translated meaning "science subject game" or "science game", and did not understanding why the platform didn’t let me name it that…

I have fallen into a fandom/fanboy phase more extreme than I’ve experienced in years. I finally got around to watching Arcane, and now I can’t stop thinking about Viktor and Jayvik. Looking at Arcane and Jayvik fanart and memes, I feel like I’m 13 and discovering fandom and shipping for the first time again!

women on tumblr are angels, goddesses even. men on tumblr need to go back to whatever rodent hole they crawled out of.

“fine shit” is crazy my name is princess babygirl angel

chat I swear I’m not dead

Initial thoughts: Yelena looks like a goddess, Bob does not want to be here, Alexei and John are vibing together and Bucky’s hair is going through a mid-life crisis

hell yeah Marvel, thank you for finally putting out something that genuinely hypes me up

Barbatos: I wanted to have a good day today.. but no. Body horror.

Mc: Are you okay-

Barbatos: there's an eyelash in my eye.

Luck Runs Out is so funny to me because it's just like

Eurylochus: IDK, Captain, I just feel like a lot of risks are being taken and I'm worried about our safety.

Odysseus: I totally hear you. Why don't we step over here and talk about it?

Odysseus: Listen here you little bitch-

My fucking math class lasts two and a half hours while all my other classes are forty minutes

I'm gonna fucking cry.

“Parasitic hive mind” sure is an interesting way to say polycule

descendants as textposts, inspired by @kybee1497 !!

she april on my fools till i 1st

on one hand i’m jealous of my cat because he gets to sleep all day, gets fed his favourite food and gets cuddles all the time. on the other hand if i were a cat i would never be able to properly comprehend or appreciate one piece. so i think im ok as a person

how does one draw something that is undefinable?

there is nothing quite like washing down meds you take just to knock you out cold with something in caffeinated

oh god i think i like naruto what the fuck

i am so in love with Mihawk, it’s not even funny anymore. like wtf i’m going insane

he’s a 43yr old goth, gay swordsman, who wields a sword with a giant (and extra asf) jeweled up cross that’s quite literally almost as big as he himself, wearing possibly one of the most actively homoerotic and goth outfits in all of One Piece —which is saying something— with his goddamn tits out AND a cross necklace that’s actually a small dagger. This mf has pitch black hair, a goatee and dumbass sideburns and moustache he somehow pulls off, golden double-ringed eyes, and a constant resting bitch face (which just means whenever he smirks or actually smiles (OR LAUGHS HHH) it hits 10x harder)

Mr. “i totally have a thing (😏) going on with a Yonko, one of the literal most powerful people in the world, and have the confidence and ability to act dismissive and annoyed by it”, who also randomly accidentally adopted a pastel goth ghost lesbian and an endearingly dumb, jock swordsman gay who just so happens to be the guy who promised to defeat him. they both just show up at the motherfucking castle he lives in his house and he can’t be bothered to kick them out so they just move in and he takes care of and does stuff with them.

He can’t be bothered to show up to meetings for his job for the literal government, and when he does he pretends to be asleep. He naps in his coffin boat —that’s only light source is his weird ass abundance of candles— and if anyone wakes him up he just cuts their fucking ship in half- because he can and how fucking dare they wake him up? he doesn’t actually care about his job for the government and he only took it to get them off his back, and he’s most likely the strongest of all the warlords (AN: excluding Blackbeard cuz i hate him and i like pretending he doesn’t exist :3)

he’s weirdly yet charmingly posh, he makes reading the newspaper look regal, he farms with the murderous monkeys on his island that he tamed, he’s majestic as all fuck, absolutely gorgeous and the goddamn best swordsman in the world

:)

"why are they all cale" he's main character in tcf and in my heart, okay💔💔

sources under the cut!

picture sources: lout of the count's family manhwa (duh) (chapters are in the ALT)

textpost sources:

okay done :thumbsup: source

blood "loss"? source

the urge to set things on fire source (afa i could tell!)

in trouble source

'you wouldn't pirate a-' source

you're so resilient! source

PERSONA BRAINROT YIPPEE

grian they could never make me hate you (part 2)

so... wild life, huh?

life series textposts i made while bored

1 / 2 / 3 / 4

Reasons why the hermits should never work in the customer service industry (quotes sourced from this post of slip-ups)

another batch of textposts: hermitcraft edition!

Cale Henituse [LCF] + wolf pupy tweets (insp)