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You know those "I am not a robot" tests that some websites require? Well the autobots sure didn't. Ratchet is the first to find out. He's just doing some regular every-day stuff on the monitor (definitely not googling something one of the kids said because he didn't understand it even a little bit, shut up Miko), and suddenly this page full of jibberish pops up along with the little, "I'm not a robot" box. Naturally, Ratchet masks his confusion with pure rage, because how is he supposed to use this garbage earth technology when every resource requires him to copy down a word that isn't even there because it's literally just scribbles?????? After he learns what it is, he'll just angrily ask Raf to fill it in for him, though he is considerably insulted that this stupid little test works on beings as advanced as Cybertronians.
When Optimus first sees the test, he just freezes in complete confusion. He's completely bluescreened. The monitor told him to pick all of the pictures with the bicycles. He did that. How was he wrong. The screen told him to pick two items that are the same shape, but he is literally trembling, about to shut down like a microsoft computer because none of them are the same shape. How can they be the same shape if they're different colors aND DIFFERENT FUCKING SIZES-
Everyone looks at him in confusion when a static-electricity-like sound emanates from his head, and then he just slowly slumps to the ground because the confusion made his processor glitch, and the kids could practically hear the windows shutdown music as he just dropped to the floor. (This isn't the first or last time this has happened. This is the reason he doesn't try to understand the more confusing gen-z memes. If you've ever seen videos from Orion Zax on youtube, think the oven joke video, and that's literally just this. If you haven't, look it up, it's great)
You know a funny thing to think about is if cybertronians have some like, goofy ass software/hardware limitations.
Like those clothes designed to confuse ai image recognition, would they just not be able to comprehend what they're looking at like some eldrich monstrosity?
Or I've seen videos where someone is speaking polish but it's pronounced like it's english and I'm just imagining that shit messing with their translation software.
Would their vision bug out if they're near something radioactive like a camera would?
Feel free to add onto this if anyone has more thoughts.
trying out my 3D Pen. he’s 4″ tall, based the little op in this ol’ art
Sweater Sparkling~
Cuties.
A gift for oneshallstand. The mun likes Oppy ‘n ‘Lita.
Predacon Optimus Prime
At some point in my life I had attempted to make an RP blog as Bumblebee, drawing my own reaction images and stuff. I had intended to respond to Cybertronians in word and image, while humans (besides Raf) only images.
Guess what I ended up not doing.
Here's what I had already done in their scrappy glory. These were drawn also to try and give Bumblebee some expressiveness because I could only have done so much with eyebrows.
There will be a new Prime.
The entirety of Orion's defiant two-year-old stage.
First Snow
I wanted to try something new. I cut out a bunch of foam snowmen and turned them into Optimus.
"YOU LOOK LIKE A UNICORN!"
It's something inside of all good things, and it goes on forever and ever.
SURPRISE
YOU'RE A MOTHER
This is a picture someone asked me to draw last year. They wanted some guy named Revolver Ocelot kidnapping Miko and holding her hostage against the Autobots. Originally Miko was to be in a cage, but I really, really can't draw cages. At. All.
I also have no real idea of who Revolver Ocelot is, so I'm not sure if guns are in character with him, but oh well.
You can always pretend that he's Silas with long, flowing hair.
Knockout saw the Autobot soon after he entered the parking lot, immediately recognizing the brand of vehicle form that he chose. Knockout slowly drove up next to the larger Autobot, complementing him in the only way he could. He shifted into his bipedal mode in surprise when the Autobot stayed silent for a moment before promptly transforming and throwing the automobile enthusiast through the museum window.
Here's sparkling Orion and D-16 as they appear in my fanfiction, Remedy. The story is complete now, but I still love drawing little Orion and Ratchet, so I'll be posting more of those pictures soon.
Fun Fact: Orion's colours are purposefully faded, due to his state during the course of the story.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8481642/1/Remedy