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That 8arely answers my question! I don’t want to just know his name. I want to know his story.
interesting…….. i will tell you to the best of my ability, for i am but a humble historian of the boogerlords! first, he became jealous of his father, strawberry the first, and he ordered a hitman to feed him poison (chocolate-imbued) bacon strips. then his brother, strawberry the second, assumed the throne, so he threw a shiny red ball into the sea and was never seen again! he became a cruel king and his boyfriend was a pirate and he never died. the end