The Infernal Devices - Blog Posts
Will Herondale when he thought he was cursed:
"No, I mean enterprising,” said Will. “When I mean morally deficient, I say, ‘Now, that’s something I would have done"
~Will Herondale
If a dark haired boy with a tragic past comes and says he is catastrophically in love with me what do you think I'm gonna do?? Say no?
Tessa: Jem have you seen Will?
Jem: No but wait.
*In a loud voice.*
Jem: Of course Gabriel you can go anywhere with Cecily.
Will *visibly tripping while running upto them*: That lightworm will not take my sister anywhere without consequences. Where is he?
Titiana: Will can I have your number?
Will: I don't have a phone.
Tatiana: I can see it right in your hand.
*Will throwing away his phone.*
Will: Now you don't.
Jem: Are you drunk Will?
Will:
Jem: You can't keep breaking Gabriel's legs, arm or wrist just to see me.
*Will transfixed at Jem but not paying attention.*
Will: of course not next time it'll be his neck.
Jem: What?
Will: What?
Tatiana: Will can I have your number?
Will: I don't have a phone.
Tatiana: I can see it right in your hand.
*Will throwing away his phone.
Will: Now I don't.
*Will coming into the institute visibly soaked*
Jem: What happend Will? Why are you wet?
Will*fuming in anger*: A duck threw me into the river.
Tessa: But how can a duck do that?
Will: That hateful creature came upto me and said quack and I absolutely know that it was threatening me.
Jem: But again why are you wet?
Will: I jumped into the river after that obviously.
*Stomping away, muttering*
Bloodthirsty little beast. Never trust a duck!
My idioticity has no limit.
~Will Herondale, probably.
Happy Birthday to ✨ William Owen Herondale ✨ human equivalent of hot chocolate.
James: Uncle Gideon this present is for you.
Gideon: Thank you James.
*Opens box full of scones.*
James: Dad said these are your favourites.
Gideon*blushing furiously*: I- Yes I love them!
* Will and Gabriel crackling in the distance. *
Christopher: Uncle Will this is for you.
Will: Thank you Chris. What did you get me?
*Opens Box*
*Drops Box*
Will*screams and runs* : Gabriel Lightworm you will pay for this!!
Christopher: But Dad said he liked ducks!
Herongraystairs on Christmas shopping.
Jem: I think Charlotte will love this.
Tessa: I'm sure she will. What do you think Will? Will?
*Will looking out the window at ducks crossing the road. *
Will*muttering furiously* : I will not let you monsters harm the ones I love. I will fight each and everyone of you until my last breath. You bloodthirsty little beasts!
*Tessa and Jem together shaking their head.*
Jem: I am buying him a duck.
No one:
No one at all:
Will herondale in tcp:
Will and tessa after reading throne of glass together.
Jem: If you keep pranking Gabriel I will throw you in the Thames.
Will: My name is Will Herondale and i will not be afraid.
Jem: Will! Tessa! Are you ready to leave.
Will and Tessa *together*: Let's go and rattle the stars Jem!
Tessa: Will where were you last night?
Will: I had a secret rendezvous with someone.
Jem: I found him sleeping in the stables with horses.
Will: By the Angel there were ducks outside! How was I supposed to get in?
Jem: They were plastic ducks Will!
Will: But ducks are ducks!
Tessa: ...
Theresa Gray threatened Woolsey Scott with poker and some of you seem to forget that fact.
Tessa: Will what are you doing?
Will: Having a nap.
Tessa: On the floor? Of all places?
Jem*passing by*: He tripped.
Honestly Downworlder parties are such an aesthetic?? Like I wanna go get drunk off faerie dust and make out with cute vampire girls and do shots with my werewolf buddies while I laugh with a couple of good-natured sarcastic warlocks looking to have a good time
Remember when you first started reading tsc and were overwhelmed by the sheer amount of books there were? like how am I gonna read all of these?? And now, months and years later, we're all here, obsessed over the whole cronicles and the 20+ main characters, waiting and begging for Cassie to write even more like over a dozen books weren't enough.
TSC girls as medieval warriors bc I was bored and Pinterest was giving me mad ideas for a medieval/castle AU:
Ok so here I am reading the codex for the first time and I'm realizing that the only pronouns it uses are she/hers. IT ACTUALLY MAKES ME A LITTLE SAD HOW SURPRISED I WAS WHEN I REALIZED IT. I AM SO USED TO THE DEFAULT PRONOUNS BEING HE/HIM, AND I AM SO HAPPY TO SEE THE FEMALE REPRESENTATION
YOU GO CASSIE, AND FUCK YALL HATERS WHO KEEP SHITTING ON HER
SHE'S THE MOTHERFUCKING QUEEN
*Anna, Cordelia and Lucie kicking demon ass while Girls Just Want To Have Fun plays in the background*
When I saw this on Pinterest I immediately thought of all the dumbass characters this applied to
Will, Matthew, Alec when he's mean to Clary, Kieran when he gets Emma whipped, Julian when he's all Slytherin, Kit when he tells Ty he wished they never met, Alastair trying to survive life at the academy, I can't think of any others but I'm SURE that's not it
So u know that one time when Jem punched Will for being an idiot and then went on to make out with Tessa? I can totally picture something like this happening in tlh. Matthew just being completely fed up with James and his feelings for Grace, punching him, and then going to Cordelia and doing something that he will almost definitely regret later
Nervous? Nervous?
Boy, Church is just sad to see his peanut butter and Jem sandwich as no longer human😭 he's just too damn anxious to see the love of his life
Honestly just Jem and Church's relationship guys. I would rival their love with the love Jem has for Tessa.
#Jurch
Look, I understand that you all want to respresent different ethnicities. But you forget that Jem Carstairs is only half chinese. You forget Cordelia is only half persian.
I'm not saying to not give them representation. They deserve all the representation they get. I'm just saying that not acknowledging their british halves is also a kind of ignorance. You should represent them for their whole selves, not just the one side that you want to exploit so you look more welcoming to other races. Acknowledge their full ethnicities, not just half.
So don't fancast Jem as a full on Chinese boy. Don't draw Cordelia so dark-skinned she looks like a full-blown persian. If you want to, of course, you can do whatever the hell you want. But please just acknowledge that that isn't their full ethnicities. They aren't just chinese and persian.