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Guys, I'm not even joking

The kissing scene makes me literally feel something in my chest, omg

Physically and emotionally

It's unreal

Ah yes, this is the good stuff 👌🏻👌🏻

Arthur Fleck/Joker flirting headcannons

Anonymous Request: Can you please do flirting hc for joker v Arthur? How do they seduce a crush 🥰

Sorry for being AWOL these last days, college is a pain lol. Enjoy :))

Arthur:

Arthur is very shy in his advances, so the most likely scenario is that you’ll have to make the first move because this poor man is just petrified at the idea of pushing you away or scaring you

He will often come to your house to hang out and watch a movie or listen to some music. Not the most entertaining of things, but any time spent with you is time well spent

His go-to on any occasion is trying to make you laugh

The most flirtatious things he’s done always happens when he’s showing you magic tricks. Whether it’s pulling out a bouquet of flowers or purposely handing you cards with hearts, this is the most hints you’ll get out of him

When you talk, his whole body literally turns and angles itself towards you, completely hooked on your every word

If you’ve had a bad day or are just feeling down and need someone to listen your problems, he’s right there for you. Will listen to you vent for hours, genuinely concerned about you and offering help in any way he can

He’s your shoulder to cry on anytime you need, because to him, showing concern and care is his way of subtly reminding you he thinks of you and your happiness

Will invite you to his act at Pogo’s, his eyes filled with innocent hope that you’ll say yes

Arthur will also write you letters. Trying to be as mysterious as possible, he signed them as “secret admirer”, but his writing was so distinctively his that you caught on immediately

When you confronted him about it he started blushing profusely, stuttering out an apology.

You just smiled and pressed a quick kiss to his lips, silencing any paranoid thoughts that plagued his mind right then and there.

Joker:

A sneaky, cocky little shit. Much, much more brash in his advances

Makes you flustered on purpose

Compliments you on your appearance exactly twice a day. Why so specific you ask? It’s not too much to make it seem obvious that he’s paying so much attention to the details, but just enough to leave you crazy, wondering if you’re just overthinking his affections or if there’s actually something going on between you two

Joker tries to impress you constantly, whether it’s luring you in with is dance moves or something more extreme like showing you his gun

Always places his hands on you to remind you of his presence. It’s always very innocent- a hand on your shoulder, holding your hand when he wants to drag you somewhere, tapping you to get your attention. If it was anyone else it wouldn’t seem like anything… but you can feel the heat and desire that comes from his touch right through your clothes

When the both of you are together, he’ll tease you non-stop. It’s never malicious, but just playful and lightly mocking enough to make you blush and pout

Only has eyes for you. You could be walking down the street together and run into a group of Joker fan girls cheering for him, and his eyes would never leave you

If you lean in to hug him when you two meet up somewhere, he’ll take your hand and kiss the back of it, eyes devilishly studying yours

One time he took it up a notch and kissed both your cheeks in greeting. When you turn red and demand an explanation, he just scoffs and goes “It’s European”

Not to fret though, Joker isn’t one for wasting time. He’ll make the first move before you even think about doing it yourself, and then he’s never letting you go

me actually getting distracted from saving my future but at least while being happy

On the bright side, I’m almost over with my exams so :D

He looks so broken & confused I can't

me trying to explain to the joker how much I want to be his cigarette

True Dumbass minus Fortnite & Edgy Bastard... and Depressed Thot.

All in all, a True Edgy Depressed Thot though, in a way, I can relate to all the Dumbass ones

Tag yourself I’m Edgy Bastard

Look, brain... you will NEVER break us apart!

me, every night: *acting out a scene in my head where i’m dating my favorite character*

my brain: you’re going a bit far there, don’t you think?

me: *imagining THIS scene* ...anyways

I'm hiding under the covers now

I'm legitimately scared, boooo, someone send help!

Research has proven that if you're afraid of spiders, you are more likely to find one in your bedroom...

I'm afraid of Joker!

How can you not tho

Why does everyone want to fuck Arthur Fleck/Joker

strict non-smoker but i feel this comment 😖💕

Me: UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cigarettes are so yUcKy– instant deal breaker for me. NOPE NOPE NOPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

Me during Joker:  (♥ω♥ ) For Arthur….I… I could reconsider.  

Arthur Fleck / Joker : *Exist*

Us :

Basically me in middle school/highschool lmao

C’mon Bing, get with the program smh

My right brain is too dominant for this

Left brain: Joker is a very interesting character. Arthur Fleck is a man who suffers from severe depression, and hallucinations. Still, he tries to make the world laugh. But the world keeps torturing him, and he’s finally pushed over the edge. The movie shows how a hopeful Arthur Fleck turns into a madman, the Joker. Joaquin Phoenix is an amazing actor, and I’m sure he’ll do an amazing job at portraying the psychotic man.

Right brain: I WANT THE JOKER TO ABSOLUTELY RUIN ME. WHAT A CLOWN DADDY HONESTLY

Funny how quick things do a 180 ° turn 'cause this blog was supposed to be about memes & stuff but it evolved into an Arthur Fleck/Joker love confession

The fandom, grabbing chest: not if you stay with us, sweetheart 😏😏 💕

THE FUCKGN SCRIPT PF JOKER

ARTHUR IS A VIRGIN

HE GELLS SOPHOE HES A VIRIGIN

ALDKSKFJFJ

WOAH THERE! Save some art skills for the rest of us!

How's everyones friday going 🤡

WHAT

WE'RE WILLING TO PAY ANY PRICE

i will personally fight todd phillips for every deleted scene from joker

BITCH

Arthur Fleck Headcanons

i haven’t written anything in a long time, so please forgive me for my rambling ways of writing. all of my writing has a reader with a larger body type in mind, so apologies if that’s a bother. enjoy? :-)

Weiterlesen

This I second and third!

I have a headcannon that this Joker doesnt tolerate women or children being harrassed or abused. Anyone being harrassed for that matter.

If Joker saw a man telling a woman to acknowledge him, or to smile at him, Joker would warn the man to back the fuck off. If the man didn't, Joker casually shoots the guy.

If any blood gets on the girl, he'd offer his handkerchief to her.

If Joker sees a trans person being beaten, he doesn't even bother to threaten. He shoots the assailants without question.

Anyways, I just really love this idea of Joker being a vigilante of justice against sexual harrassment of any kind. 💜💜💜

I need to see this in 4D to truly believe it

ATTENTION!

When Arthur kisses,

he uses both hands

to hold their face.

Thank you for your time.

I CAME HERE FOR A GOOD TIME WHY

Hey I'm in this picture and I don't like it

Omf- I can't 💀😂😂

Why is all of this breaking my heart my feelimgs are leaking

Arthur Fleck's Arkham Document from Joker (2019)

Honestly tried to sharpen it up a bit so it's readable, but doctors handwritings are the absolute worst.

What I got from this (left to right):

Arthur only made it to 10th grade. (Or lower)

He has never been married and has no kids. (We know this)

He's somewhere around in his early 30's. Probably 33-34 years old.

There was indeed only 1 bedroom in the apartment he stayed in with Penny, which could only mean he slept on the couch the entire time. (As some of us already suspected)

The physician doesn't even know where the hell to begin with Arthur's state, so it's written, "Laughing all the time. I don't know happy or what."

Arthur WORKS HIS ASS OFF to provide for himself and Penny as seen where it's checked off by 49-59 hours for working in the past week. (The average working hours per week is 40 hours. At least where I'm from)

The physician then wrote, "I wish I did know" but I'm not sure for which of the questions.

Then where the 'yes' is checked off for if Arthur has a permanent disability, the physical drew a little arrow where he/she then wrote, "I really don't understand."

Nicely done!

Joker 2019

The best movie of 2019

I’d endure the wrath of Hell just to see Arthur happy. And that’s a fact.

Life mood.

I can only hyperfixate on 1 character at a time or ill die.

This is cursed I'll never forget this post

Mmm watcha say

LMAO I legit thought you meant the guy who said "I'm the joker baby" with Jokerman and I was so confused I'm dead

if the jokerman ever said to me “you wanna know how i got these scars” or whatever i would just be like no

Beyond breathtaking

@KRK_1010

Same here. Since I was a kid I imagined my favs to get happier and more confident. It's really heartwarming.

I nearly cried at work today so I went out back, shut my eyes and thought of how strong, kind and good Arthur is. I thought of Joker and his smile and the following mental images and daydreams from those thoughts kept me from crying. If Arthur can make it through a day, so can I. I hope he’d be proud of me.