The Kingmaker Histories - Blog Posts
It's zine festival time!
I dunno....I don't really have anything deep to say about the medium of audio drama. I'm sure I could write something if I had more than a month, but everyone else working in this space is far more articulate and, frankly, a lot smarter than I am. I just felt like brightening everyone's day with some pretty alien flowers.
thank you to @boombox-fuckboy for organising this event!
I'll put the printable version of this zine up on the Kingmaker patreon, where it'll be free for everyone the rest of the month.
She actually said this in the episode but the Historian forgot to mention it.
Thank you for having me back the kingmaker histories.... I love being tiny and evil (Dieter Nation).... This short will make you crap your pants đź’Ą
Transcript
Maxim Moretz gives you his advice on how to run a wholesome, legal, ethical family business.
Content Warning: violence against children (1:06-1:08), unreality (1:23-1:29), suicide mention (2:20-2:25) (3:00-3:05)
for day 6/7 of podcast girls week! late for day 6 (and almost day 7 oops), but this is pure self-indulgence :3c
dieter my little Shitty Meow Meow. he spent 2,000,000 marks to watch someone die live on stream
Transcript of audio file below the cut
DIETER: Yeah, excuse me- what did you call this? "V-tubing?" Wh- what is that, "v-tubing"? What's the V stand for? Valorian? Valorian tubing? This is boring! I wanna go watch a public execution. What are all those icons popping up? Ooh, can you submit a donation request? Oh. Cool. 'Kay, one second.
SOUND: Keyboard clacking.
DIETER: Cool. I just asked if somebody could kill him live on stream. Why did I just get a pop-up that I'm banned?? You can't do that?? You can't ask that?? THIS CENTURY IS SO STUPID! OH MY GOD, PLEASE, I HATE LIVE STREAMS! ...Wait, do you think anywhere live streams public executions?
I love kingmaker histories
@kingmakerpod Youre so awesome Kingmakerpod
MY SWEETSWEET ANGEL (DEMON) YOU DREW MY SWEET SWEET ANGEL (DEMON) DIETER (DEMON).... I cannot express in words how this made me hop straight out of my seat Im crawling all over the walls like a SQUIRREL right now. I AM A JERBOA right now......
I got sent this by Meg who witnessed me sending 280193819x explosion gifs in response because my entire day has been MADE. MY ENTIRE DAY. I am the va for Dieter. My eyeballs are so wide
I never use tumblr (which is my evil trait, and I should more) – I had to come here to tell you that A. artifeast your artwork is incredible every single time I see it, everything you draw has so much character, I LOVE THE EXPRESSIONS (telesphore's face is so good), and your way of coloring is so yummy. I adore all of your pieces so much. And B. I gave dieter that bloody nose in pic 2
three accomplished adults vs. one mean little birthday boy. who will win
thank you for the request, @kingmakerpod!