Sirius: how do you get half siblings?
Lily: well if your parents-
James: car accident.
Marlene: yeah, happened to my cousin.
James: [in a costume] And on the third day-
Remus: [who has mistaken James’ Dumduldore costume to a Jesus Christ costume]
James: Jesus made boobs.
Lily: oh god! ..wait-
Marlene: is this blasphemy?
James: and he was like “nice”
“You take get man out of the city, not the city out the man” but it’s what the marauders “city” would be
James Potter — you take the man out the love, not the love out the man.
Remus Lupin — the take the man out the werewolf, not the werewolf out the man.
Sirius Black — you take the man out the house, not the house out the man.
Peter Pettigrew — you take the man out the rat, not the rat out the man.
Lily Evans — you take the (wo)man out the magic, not the magic out the (wo)man.
Marlene McKinnon — you take the (wo)man out the betrayal, not the betrayal out the (wo)man.
Mary MacDonald — you take the (wo)man out the memories, not the memories out the (wo)man.
Regulus — you take the man out the black, not the black out the man.
Pandora — you take the (wo)man out the “crazy”, not the “crazy” out the (wo)man.
Evan — you take the man out the deatheater, not the deatheater out the man.
Barty — you take the dad out the man, not the man out the dad.
Dorcas — you take the loss out the (wo)man, not the (wo)man out the loss.
(this are all headcanons!!)
| Marauders
James: Hispanic (🇨🇴/🇧🇷) — his mother (effie) is Columbia and his father (monty) is Brazilian.
Sirius: French (🇫🇷) — both parents are French.
Remus: Welse & 1/4 English (🏴/🇬🇧) — His mother is Welse and his father is part Welse part English.
Peter: Irish & German (🇮🇪/🇩🇪) — his mother is Irish and his father is German.
| Valkyries
Lily: English & 1/4 Irish (🇬🇧/🇮🇪) — her mother is English and her father is half Irish half English.
Marlene: 2/4 Irish, 1/4 Scottish & 1/4 Argentine (🇮🇪/🏴/🇦🇷) — her mother is Irish and Argentine and her father is Scottish and Irish.
Mary: English and Jamaican (🇬🇧/🇯🇲) — her mother is Jamaican and her father is English.
| Skittles squad / emeralds
Regulus: French (🇫🇷) — both parents are French.
Pandora: Belgian & English (🇧🇪/🇬🇧) — both parents are English and Belgian.
Evan: Belgian & English (🇧🇪/🇬🇧) — both parents are English and Belgian.
Barty: Italian & English (🇮🇹/🇬🇧) — both parents are Italian and English.
Dorcas: English (🇬🇧) — both parents are English.
James was definitely the person everyone wanted to be, everyone definitely adored him. Even when they didn’t want to
For example:
Remus: “this bloody chatterbox can’t understand I don’t want to talk to him, just let me sleep before we get to the new school” *James trying to befriend him immediately not mentioning his scars at all* “ig him talking is something that’s somewhat tolerable”
Lily: “James is a git. He doesn’t know how to get that someone people just don’t like him!” *sees James helping Remus after a full moon* “oh.. well ig he ain’t that bad”
Regulus: “Potter is a rude egotistical man who stole my brother and thinks he’s amazing. Well he’s not.” *mets James in the astronomy tower and James calms his down from his panic attack* “nvm then..”
Barty: “who’s this Gryffindor freak who’s all smiley all the time?” *sees James helping Pandora and Mary get away from a touchy stranger* “well ig his smile ain’t bad so why not show it off ig?”
Remus: my dog just got hit by an ice cream truck.
Regulus: aww.. :(
Pandora: Reg.. what did you do?
Regulus: what? Sirius was being a bitch
Barty & James: oh!-
James: alright I need to swear-
Sirius: fuck.
James: swear as in promise??
James: ‘how to stop feeling everything so deeply, no glue no borax?’
Remus: ‘how to get rid of scars, no glue no borax?’
Sirius: ‘how to undone my trauma, no glue no borax?’
Peter: ‘how to feel good about myself, no glue no borax?’
Lily: ‘how to feel like I am enough, no glue no borax?’
Marlene: ‘how to be recognised for what I can do and not what I am, no glue no borax?’
Mary: ‘how to be able to say ‘no’ and not feel bad, no glue no borax?’
Regulus: ‘How to stop being a black, no glue no borax?’
Pandora: ‘how to be myself without being judged, no glue no borax?’
Dorcas: ‘how to keep my girlfriend, no glue no borax?’
Barty: ‘how to get over a guy I never dated, no glue no borax?’
Evan: ‘how to get my father proud of me, no glue no borax?’
Marlene: you’re a fucking coward and I would have never done this to you. I would have never done this to you.
Remus: I hope you find peace for yourself. Ruining our lives isn’t going to fill the void.
Peter: …
Lily: I can’t really remember when “those boys😒” became “my boys🫶”
Lily: but they were the one ones that befended me against Severus so in my books.. they’re definitely alright.
Remus: is he the one that is so fucking insufferably annoying and never shuts the fuck up and has never been hit it his entire life?
James: .. I wouldn’t say that, but if I were going to say that, I would say it about him.
Marlene: is he the one that is so fucking insufferably annoying and never shuts the fuck up and has never been hit it his entire life?
Lily: .. I wouldn’t say that, but if I were going to say that, I would say it about him.
Mary: if you could kiss any woman in the world feet, who would you choose?
Marlene: my beautiful girlfriend, Dorcas
Mary: that don’t count you do that anyway
Marlene: [with no hesitation] Euphemia Potter.
James: REALLY??
Remus: [drunk at a random muggle bar] oh my best friend, Sirius, his parents were abusive so he hated violence. Anything that would hurt people, too.
Random woman at the bar: where is Sirius tonight?
Remus: oh, he’s in prison for murdering our best friend
Remus: kinda wish he left a note, yk?
Remus: he’d like me better if I wasn’t a “bitch”, I’d like him better if he wasn’t 5’9
Lily: I mean you’re both at a loss
Mary: But who’s actually gonna recover from this?
Marlene: Remus.
James: do you ever think that-
Remus: he doesn’t think
Sirius: uh. I do-
James: okay imagine that you did-
My new favourite headcanon that I made up, last night when I was supposed to be sleeping:
It’s that Pete made up all the marauders nicknames while he was high and the conversation went a little something like..
Remus: Pete how much did you have?
Pete: [very clearly high out of his mind] .. ‘othing.
Sirius: oh you’re absolutely wasted
Pete: nuhhh..
James: cmon Pete, let’s get you to bed
Pete: no!!.. you heard did ya?
James: sorry?
Pete: that people make nicknames.. like moonguy over there.. [lazily points his hand over to Remus’ direction]
James & Sirius: [laughing] moonguy??
Remus: oh my god.
Pete: I mean y’all.. don’t talk
Sirius: ..we can’t talk..?
Pete: yea.. you- have pads on your feet.. so you- *gags*
James: oh Padfoot come help me bring him to the bathroom *smirks*
Sirius: ..I hate you
Remus: Not so funny anymore is it?
Pete: oka.. moon..y
Sirius: ..moony..!
James: I like Moony better
Remus: I hate you all.
Sirius: *blows a kiss to Remus*
James: *helping Peter get to the bathroom*
Pete: why..?
Prongs: pardon?
Sirius: what’s he saying?
James: uhh, I don’t know
Pete: you have no..
James: who? ..Me or Sirius?
Pete: both.. you
James: what don’t I have?
Pete: noo uhh. no, no collar-
Pete: I see deers with collars in zoos..
James: well I don’t want to wear a collar, that’s for wild deer
Sirius: *walks in*
Pete: you should get a.. met.. ual one..
James: metal?
Sirius: a what?
Pete: Like a..
Sirius: a metal collar? What like a prongs? Aren’t they for dogs..-
Pete: prongs..! *hugs James*
Sirius: oh! Ha Prongs!! *hugs Pete & James*
Remus: huh?
Sirius: Pete came up with another nickname!
Remus: Hold up we’re not actually gonna use them? Are we??
Sirius: of course we are.. Moony
Remus: I hate you
James: *says from the bathroom* So Remus is Moony, Sirius is Padfoot and, apparently, I’m Prongs.
Remus: what’s Peter going to be?
James: well his Animagus is a rat so we can make something out of that-
Sirius: ..rattail..!
Remus: rat’s tails look like worms kinda.. or maybe-
Sirius: wormtail!!
Pete: nuh.. uh. *still over in the toilet*
James: it’s perfect.
And that’s how they got their nicknames, thank you for listening
Remus: [texting Sirius] im out rn so I can’t listen. Is it important?
Sirius: nah just listen to the voice message later
Remus: alr
[later]
Remus: *open voice message*
Sirius: THERES A FIRE- PETE!! YOURE MAKING IT WORSE STOP- (!!)
James: *screaming in pain*
Marlene: *laughing*
Peter: *screaming in fear*
Pete: what would you wish for if you had three wishes from a genie, and you can’t wish for more wishes, more money or to bring people back from the dead
Pete: I’d wish for everytime I’ve ever wanted
Lily: ..okay, im feeling some undertones
Marlene: I’ve had some pretty bad wishes icl..
Remus: cause have you ever had a bad thought though, like ‘I wish I was dead’ or something?
James: or like you wish you could disappear?
Mary: exactly
Peter: ..no.
Sirius: I try to think positive..
Dorcas, Barty, Evan & Regulus: [who just wanted to stop by] . . .
“Even when we fade eventually to nothing, You will always be my favorite form of loving” but its Regulus to James
Peter: ..and then she ran into a wall and-
Sirius: I’ve done that before
James: I don’t doubt that
Remus: then what happened?
Peter: and then..
Marlene, Dorcas & Barty: [laughing in the corner]
Sirius: where did you come from? Planet Loser?
Regulus: as opposed to planet ‘Look At Me Look at me’?
Sirius: what did I do to be this short, like why do I deserve this??
Peter: maybe it’s revenge from something you did in a past life
Sirius: you think I did a crime in a past life?
Remus: you do crime in this life, you definitely did it in another
Sirius: ..
Sirius: I guess..
Peter: what crime do you think it would’ve been?
Lily: break and entry
Peter: murder
James: arson
Remus: aggravated assault
Marlene: he ain’t a pussy guys (!!)
Sirius: thank you Marlene! I cannot believe them-
Marlene: he definitely did them all
Sirius: …
Marlene: and probably more
Sirius: okay thanks let’s move on-

“I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour. But heaven knows I'm miserable now”Regulus when he was with James, and after
“I was looking for a job, and then I found a job. And heaven knows I'm miserable now” Regulus getting his jobs with mr no nose
“In my life, Why do I give valuable time to people who don't care if I live or die?” Being around the death eaters and the shady lord
“Two lovers entwined pass me by. And heaven knows I'm miserable now” Regulus when Jily got together
“I was looking for a job, and then I found a job. And heaven knows I'm miserable now” Regulus working with the death eaters and realising why they’re feared
“In my life, Oh, why do I give valuable time, to people who don't care if I live or die?” Regulus still caring about Sirius, even after Sirius cut all contact with him and their “family”
“What (s)he asked of me at the end of the day, Caligula would have blushed” James spoke to Regulus again, and Regulus was still in love with him
" “Oh, you've been in the house too long” she said, and I naturally fled” Pandora said she was worried about Regulus being in that house, the same time, which he was planning with the Horcruxes
“In my life, Why do I smile at people who I'd much rather kick in the eye?” Regulus to his “family”
“I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour. But heaven knows I'm miserable now” Regulus happy with his friends, and after knowing he was going to the cave
" “Oh, you've been in the house too long” she said. And I naturally fled” Regulus reciting what Pandora said to him months prior, and him finally leaving to go to the cave
“In my life, Oh, why do I give valuable time. To people who don't care if I live or die?”Regulus trying to trick himself into thinking no one cares about him, so he doesn’t feel so bad about leaving everyone
Sirius “stalks everyone” Black
Remus “hasn’t posted since 2016” Lupin
“Mom would you wash my back this once?” But it’s James Potter crying on his knees on his mothers bed, crying for her to come and hold him
“You wouldn't leave till we loved in the morning. You'd learned from movies how love ought to be, and you'd say you love me and look in my eyes. But I know through mine you were, Looking in yours.” But it’s Regulus Black trying to figure out why James Potter likes him
“They'll never know how I'd stared at the dark in that room. With no thoughts, like a blood-sniffing shark. And while my dreams made music in the night, Carefully, I was going to live” but it’s Sirius Black leaving.
“So, I don't blame you, if you want to bury me in your memory. I'm not the girl I ought to be, but maybe when you tell your friends, you can tell them what you saw in me. And not how I turned out to be” But it’s Regulus Black to James Potter.