The Northman - Blog Posts
All hail your favorite viking!
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Reenactor throws a spear at a drone
The Northman, Screenrant Magazine article.
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I feel like, at this point (pun intended), Lloyd's of London must insure anything that he has written into his contracts...
Alex and his panties he wore for the "naked" sword fight on a volcano in the Northman
You now people secretly sniffed his pleather thong
Alex at the Stockholm premiere of the Northman
Now, keep in mind that this is a tiny thong for him. Just barely covered The Package & The Taint. Makes me so faint - I just caint - I have no restraint! I am not quaint, and I have tried to retrain my brain, but NO! I am not a saint, I don't want to abstain, and I ain't able to resist - I MUST SNIFF THE THONG - it can't be wrong - oh, why be strong - it's so long! Just to cover the prong - like a song?
Realizing at this point that I have gone over the edge, I reach for the scrap of fabric and give in to the abyss that looks back into my soul...
Alex and his panties he wore for the "naked" sword fight on a volcano in the Northman
You now people secretly sniffed his pleather thong
Alex at the Stockholm premiere of the Northman
The Northman (2022) by Robert Eggers
Cinematography by Jarin Blaschke
Production Design by Craig Lathrop
Skarsgård family, Heavy Metal Kings:
Stellan in Dune (2021)
Alexander in The Northman (2022)
Bill in The Crow (2024)
Gustaf in Vikings (2013-2021)
You found me. Were you lost? Only if you were searching for me.
Alexander Skarsgård and Anya Taylor Joy as Amleth and Olga in The Northman (2022)
ROMANCEGIFS 10K FOLLOWERS CELEBRATION → FAVORITE MOVIE COUPLE PER MEMBER AMLETH & OLGA from THE NORTHMAN (2022) - Meg (@redbelles)
My fate brought me to Iceland to carry out my pledge of vengeance. But my fate did not ready me for finding you. I thought I must always shield my heart in stone. I could not think I would open it to a Northman. You sacrificed yourself that I could flee. And you came back for me.
My Fate Brought Me To Iceland To Carry Out My Quest Of Vengeance. But, My Fate Did Not Ready Me For Finding You.
THE NORTHMAN (2022) dir. Robert Eggers Alexander Skarsgård & Anya Taylor-Joy