average ben outfit: what if an old timey strong man was harry styles was a cabbage patch doll was a bus seat
average sam outfit: randomized sims townie using only tech bro athleisure and novelty t-shirts in poison dart frog colors. in a contest with himself to see how many patterns he can clash at one time. when he wears a bucket hat he looks like a baby in a splash pool
average adam outfit: literally a normal guy