Tim Stoker - Blog Posts
shitpost tma version almost all of them were drawn in june when i was stressed about college and needed a way to relax, so I started drawing these silly things
the magnus archives is a workplace comedy
WE GOT THE WHOLE ARCHIVAL STAFF LETS GOO!!!!
Look at my children! MY PRECIOUS CHILDREN!!!
so here’s a thing that timothy stoker definitely has done.
inspired by this post by @mikasnazz
This was fun to draw.
I miss Tim.
Close enough, welcome back Shorter Wong
Finally Meme’d Tim Stoker, this is just a break post from animations, but i am still going to make more animations ehe 🤡
Headcanon: Tim Stoker listens to SexyBack every single day.
I found the most Tim Stoker fit ever while shopping
The Magnus Archives: mentions a road/ borough I visit regularly/ live in:
Me (a Londoner):
EVERYONE LOOK HERE, THIS DESERVES SO MANY LIKES AND VIEWS
Also, yeah, spoilers for mag200
TMA x Villain(빌런) feat. @worldformula
This is almost as good as going all John Amehrst on Elias's office.
Extremely late crack AU where Gertrude and Gerry met the guy with the clown-eating Monster Pig and just took it back to the Institute.
Jonah-James-Elias: I’m compelled to ask why
Gertrude: This is my new service animal.
Jonah: For what service?
Gertrude, with her longest pointed Stare: Eating clowns
Jonah:
Monster Pig, sitting outside Jonah’s office, staring in at him through the door he Knows was closed and locked when he came in: 🐷
And that’s where it stays. The titanic horror-hog wouldn’t go anywhere if it didn’t want to. It’d be there to greet Breekon and Hope the second they tried to walk in with their delivery. It’d devour them and the table in one sitting just to get at the Not-Them.
It’d lay in wait, lurking around Jon and the Archive crew like a massive pink shadow–
Jon: Elias, I understand Gertrude was attached to it, but are you sure we shouldn’t relocate th–
Monster Pig, in the corner: 🐷
Jonah, Knowing it knows where he sleeps: The Pig Stays, Jon
–and turn up at the Unknowing, at which point it would devour the entire circus.
Jon, Tim, Basira, Daisy:
Monster Pig: 🐷
Its job done, it goes snorting off into the night, maybe heading back to haunt its very best friend, Dylan Anderson…after a brief detour.
Jonah, sitting in his cell: Well, the Unknowing was a waste. At least there’s still the Dark Sun to string them along w–
Monster Pig, kicking down the door, having saved the best clown for last:
🐷
tl;dr: The Monster Pig was Flesh-aligned, Stranger-averse, pro-clown-cannibalism, and would’ve saved the day if Gertrude had only taken it away to let it do what it loved
hey gang here’s a jm animatic that i started this summer and never got around to finishing. it was my first time attempting anything like this (and it probably shows lol) but i had a lot of fun working on it and since im not sure i’ll ever finish i figured i might as well post it now!!
happy new year everybody
martin "I have had to lie about much of my life in order to get by and at some point I just started adding stuff for fun" blackwood and sasha "there's no such thing as a true self, it's masks all the way down" james and jon "well if people get funny when they find out my age then I'll just tell them a fake one from the off" sims sharing a workplace with tim "what the hell is wrong with you people" stoker must have been a treat
Another very dumb TMA AU/fic prompt.
I’ve seen fics where Elias’s next planned body is Tim and I just had the thought that if this was the case then Elias would need to set up paper trial and everything saying Tim’s the next head of the institute.
So what if Elias accidentally gets knocked into a coma or something (to busy plotting his next evil speech in his head and falls down the stairs or something dumb like that) and he’s out of it so they check to see whose in charge next…and it’s TIM.
No one knows why, Sasha, Jon and Martin are going out of their mind because Tim? He picks Tim? What? Why?
Tim also very confused but just decides to roll with it.
This leads to either A) Tim finding out about all the fears and everything and archive crew stopping everything from happening and saving the day or
B) Tim doesn’t find out but somehow still manages to stop everything! Just through sheer dumb luck, weird business choices (most of which are part of his scheme to set Martin and Jon up so he can win the betting pool) ect.
Just no one finding out about any of fears but still stopping all of them.
The Lukases can’t interfere because Tim is so social he scares them.
Once Elias wakes up he sees hundreds of years of planning fucked up by Tim.
Elias: HOW COULD YOU NOT STOP HIM??
Peter: HE JUST KEPT TALKING ABOUT KAYAKING! RETREAT WAS THE ONLY OPTION.
So, some thoughts about episode 117:
"I don’t quite get those two. I suppose what they’ve done, seeing what they’ve seen… it’s a hell of a bond." I thought that with the Eye's power you would be better at seeing things like this one
But then again, you haven't seen how much Martin's been trying to get closer to you, so I should've expected that.
THEY'RE GAY, ARCHIVIST-
God, Basira, I just want to hug the shit out of you.
"How the hell did I end up having to save the world?" Dear I don't have the slightest clue, other than Elias Bouchard being a dick and involving you and your girlfriend into this mess.
Melanie being awkward is adorable, but then she monologues about her violent tendency and thoughts against Elias...
I am worried.
Like, Miss King, please, PLEASE. I know Elias Bouchard is, as you said, and asshole, but please don't.
I know that at least two entities feed on violence and FUCK I DON'T WANNA LOSE ANYONE TO THEM-
"Good luck, John. I do hope you win." Good Melanie! :)
"...But I also hope it hurts." Bad Melanie! :(
I love every single Martin interaction.
EVERY SINGLE ONE.
Baby! Dear! Don't worry! It's normal to feel scared!
"I need them to be safe, I need him to be okay. So-sorry, umm." Don't say sorry, dearie, you just made my day, don't say sorry-
Oh, okay Daisy, good talk. :)
Getting ready to kick some plastic ass!
God, seeing Tim this fiery and passionate is SO GOOD, but, as I said for Melanie, PLEASE DON'T DO DUMB SHIT.
"I’m gonna hurt them, though. I’m gonna hurt the thing that stole my brother and wrecked my life." UHHHH, TIM?! PLEASE DON'T DIE-
"I’m the distraction. If it looks like any of the circus folk, mannequins, whatever, are gonna see the others, I’m to make the biggest mess I can, draw them away, keep them busy." TIM, LOVE, YOU'RE NOT GONNA DIE TODAY, ARE YOU?!
"I don’t expect I’m going to be coming back from this. I don’t know if I want to."
TIM NOOOOOOO-
THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES SEASON 2 SPOILERS, MY DUDES
"Then finally, after what seemed like forever, a stupid, arrogant, little man cut the webs and set the monster free."
The Magnus Archives, 79, "Hide and Seek"
Okay, I hate you, "Not-them"
I don't like you and whatever the fuck you represent.
I hope you will get rebound in whatever the fuck you mean with "webs".
I hope Michael helps and... Idk, slices you to pieces with his big, sharp hands (very unlikely, seeing what's happening, but a girl can dream).
I hope that Elias gets his head out of his office and stops being a "waste of a suit" (good one, Tim).
But FUCK, I love how you're calling out Jonatham there.