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i think it’s safe to assume that the theory that the audio glitches whenever somebody lies is basically true at this point, especially after this latest episode. even smth as simple as sam asking for cinnamon swirl when he really wanted pain au chocolat prompts a slight fuzzy noise.
that being said, time to relisten to the previous eps and see what these mfs are hiding :D
predictions for episode 11?
personally i think it would be really neat if there were at least a passing reference to one mr peter lukas
also mr bonzo is gonna make out sloppy style with needles jonny told me himself trust
it’s been several days already but the fellas at rusty quill are going to face my wrath for the events of april 1st, 2024.
alice listens to yfm and weezer. it’s so over.
i am experiencing heavy magnus withdrawal symptoms. genuinely considering writing an usher foundation fic just to feel human again.
since mr bonzo is uncredited i have no choice but to believe he’s voiced by ben meredith doing his david 7 voice
i had a date today and my partner set the condition that if i use the words mr bonzo once she would strangle me
so i used the words he who must not be named
GRAHHHHHHH I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM
Coming into the Magnus archives only a year ago was so good bc all the eps were just there, now my patience is tested being obsessed with Protocol.
I don’t know how yall did it istg
holy shit i didn’t even comment on episode 7 last week. fucking nutty.
also needles. he’s very important.
the biggest takeaway from episode 6 is that i want a 40 minute sound bite of alice humming soft lullabies to help me sleep at night
the biggest takeaway from episode 6 is that i want a 40 minute sound bite of alice humming soft lullabies to help me sleep at night
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Voyeur needs to be seen to be believed. The scariest movie I have ever seen.
AUGHHHHH AUGUSTUS IS AN OLD MAN!!!!!! WE WIN!!!!!
hey can they just release all the eps now please i’m getting impatient
if i ever post about anything that isn’t silly or tmagp or both assume i’ve been replaced and kill me before it’s too late
if anybody lays a SINGLE fucking FINGER on colin i swear to FUCKING GOD i will climb the rusty towers and fistfight jonathan “i can’t wait to kill again” sims and i will WIN because he is a FRAIL man and i am a member of this fandom. he stands not a chance.
send post :D
wouldn’t it be funny if gwen FUCKING KILLED LENA like i mean she’s like “yo i really want your job” and lena’s like “nah” and gwen grabs a pipe
hey sillies this is my first ever tumblr post :D
anyways gwen and alice should kiss
I've decided Needles passionate about immunization. He sprints into crowds of anti-vaxxers and throws himself at them with joyful abandon. He s going to find and hug Disgraced Ex-Doctor Andrew Wakefield.
Something about how the Eye’s always been there. About how Jon’s voice starts slow and monotone in the first season, when he still doubts these statements. Something about how, toward the middle of the statement, before the thing happens, he takes a breath where the victim took a breath, where their thoughts stumbled. About how he reads them and laughs when they do, and how his tone changes.
Something about how, in Mag 33, Tim was asking Jon why he classified things under the wrong date, someone’s name was wrong, something was cross-referenced wrong…he Knew all along, and had no idea he did.
Something about how he knew everything since the beginning, he read the statements as if they were his own stories, with fear and questions and scoffs and stutters. Something about how the Eye’s been in him since he worked above the basement.
Something about how Jon would read each statement and give what seemed to be an initial reaction to the content—shock, fear, ‘more spiders’— and then say “I had Martin look into this,” and then explain what they followed the case with, even though this seems to be the first time he’s read it. About how the Eye looked into every case, or set it before any of the gang and had them look into it before Jon could read it.
And now, something about how the computer voice fades. How Jon’s voice is still there, how he’s still real. How he’s real on his own terms, in computers still run by the Eye. How he can’t escape but he’s still listed as “unknown” on his Wiki page. Something about how Jon Simms is still out there and still being human through these wires.
Something about how the Eye’s known and loved Jon, and how the Eye still crinkles when someone tells a lie and how Jon’s still human enough in there to read these statements to everyone, listening or not.
I just thought this was just a shit post
Well, they say printers can sense fear.
Has anyone looked closely at the cover art for the Bonzo Theme? i swear there are photos hidden on it but i can’t make out what is on them
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okay so. the “tmagp fears are actually desires” theory is very popular, and while i think there is something to it, i don’t think it is,, accurate?
we know from Needles that fear is what is being sought after, and i have a slightly different theory on this.
i think that the Fears are a relatively new to this world, or don’t have as much of a foothold yet (i do think they are present throughout this worlds timeline due to time-fuckery but they aren’t as firm as in tma, and will get firmer as the series goes on) and as a consequence they can’t prey on any random person they want to, but instead they must seek out people already inclined to them, be it as an avatar or a victim.
this, combined with the lack of survivors bias that was present in tma (only those who survived got to make a statement vs in tmagp where the incident reports are found online, uploaded in whatever form documenting incidents as they happen rather than after the fact (with a few exceptions)) creates the sense that the fears are fuelled by desire, because the victims and avatars were inclined to the fears before they were ever touched by them.
artefacts act as a catalyst (in chemistry something that speeds up the rate of reaction without being used up in it) for someone becoming an avatar, and might be one way that the fears can seek out someone to “turn” into an avatar. (this connects to what i think the magnus institute was doing but ill expand on that more in the future)
i have an unhealthy obsession with this absolute cringefail loser monster guy.
why is he like that he’s trying so hard to be scary and completely failing.
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First ever post omg ‼️
Here have something that i did months ago and meant to post earlier and then didnt :3
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Ive gotten back into starwars tho so expect something in that vein of nerd very very soon
*rubs evil hands together*
Quick drawing of Lena Kelley from the Magnus protocol (I haven't drawn a human in a while and also ignore the hands in the back I can't draw hands)
let’s talk about bonzo. fucking asshole shit face bonzo, can’t even buy his own motherfucking house bonzo, lunchbox in comic sans frankly embarrassing goddamn blobby knockoff bonzo. i REFUSE to call that waste of space “mister” because he is undeserving of my time and respect. He’s a freak and gets paid to murder people, LIKE WORKS FOR THE FUCKING GOVERNMENT OF THE UNITED KINGDOM and he STILL lives with Nigel Dickface. From the moment I had to see his ugly ass yellow eggplant-for-a-nose face during the ARG i knew he was a piece of shit and guess what? time and time again i am proven right. If I ever have to hear him and his jaundiced ass again i am going to end the episode, unsubscribe from protocol, delete spotify, and scream. I want him to die a death where he is ground up Mikaele Salesa style, or maybe has each of his stupid motherfucking orange spots popped one by one. Do not come to me with your defenses for this sickly excuse for a creature. I don’t care whether he is a bear or a twink or a twunk he is BONZO he is SHIT and i HATE HIM. Stupid cocky asshole has a goddman theme song with children singing about him WHERE DID THOSE CHILDREN FUCKING COME FROM he is ugly and i haet him. fucking illiterate piece of televised garbage i hope nigel dickenass wakes up in a cold sweat every night because he created such an abhorrent monstrosity. i hope he knows it lives in his stupid fucking house wearing a stupid fucking fedora and i hope idiot loser bonzo kills him and then kills itself. i would celebrate his death every year with a cupcake that says I HATE FUCKING BONZO.