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You’re right, I did forget about the pathetic wet cat of a man. The one and only Mumbo Jumbo

And have a ranchers because I love them!

‘m just gonna….leave this here

Why did @kitsuneisi and @xmaruu11 make pretty much all of the ddvau characters so DAMN FINE

LIKE WHAT!?!,!

Also, and I actually have no Idea why, I love when ddvau!Grian is all sleepy/pathetic looking.

AND when HotGuy’s visor does the anime glasses thing

Martyn is a beef cake and I love him so much. I think k my favorites out off all the screen shots I took are Scar with the CuteGuy feather. I just love them so much, I think I just like when he’s all flustered and blushing, he’s a cutie.

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HELLO!!?!?? @kitsuneisi REBLOGGED‼️‼️

Why did @kitsuneisi and @xmaruu11 make pretty much all of the ddvau characters so DAMN FINE

LIKE WHAT!?!,!

Also, and I actually have no Idea why, I love when ddvau!Grian is all sleepy/pathetic looking.

AND when HotGuy’s visor does the anime glasses thing

Martyn is a beef cake and I love him so much. I think k my favorites out off all the screen shots I took are Scar with the CuteGuy feather. I just love them so much, I think I just like when he’s all flustered and blushing, he’s a cutie.

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Grian and Scar Wild life session 7 spoilers‼️

The fact the Scar followed Grian around pretty much all session. When Grian died the first time, Scar was the only one nearby who noticed, Gem and Cleo didn’t say anything until Scar said that Grian died. Then Scar immediately went to go find Grian at spawn. The G died again and what does Scar do?? FIND GRIAN. Later into the session, Scar couldn’t find Jimmy or Lizzie and he stared talking about how keeping alliances is hard, even though the Bamboozlers are a pretty reliable bunch, they have each others backs but Scar thinks that their alliance is weak? Or hard to keep?? To me it seems like ever since Grian gave him the mace he’s been distant to the Bamboozlers, not so noticeable that they question his allegiance but just enough that they aren’t together all the time like they were earlier in the season. The fact that Scar is gravitating to Grian is interesting, considering that they were mortal enemies a few episodes ago. When ever they work together one of them(Scar) ends up hurting and the other(Grian) alone. And yet, they still gravitate to each other like the Moon to the Ocean.

AHEHSHFJGJ THEY MAKE ME CRAZY

Scar was also successful in killing people that one thing Grian just couldn’t manage to do. I mean Scar got, what? 4 kills this session?? Grian got 1? 2 maybe, I just thought this was funny. ((Also Scar offering to kill people for Grian TWICE!?!? I’m losing my mind)

I am loving the Desert Duo healing arc, but I am going to sob when they eventually kill each other towards the end.

Grian screaming traitor at Mumbo and Skizz after they killed him just….Grian never left that desert and neither did I.

(Apologies for the word vomit I am losing my mind)

I would like to mention that it took Martyn quite literally three seconds to find out he was shrinking. HE FIGURED IT OUT THREE SECOND AFTER THE WILDCARD ACTIVATED!! It took everyone else like 5 minutes to figure it out, I rewinded the video like 4 times while laughing my ass off, i found it so funny.

That’s all : D

Loving the newest season of the life series so far. Loving the group-ups I think this is going to be a ridiculous and probably traumatic season…also loving how everyone looked at the teams and immediately went, ‘I love this group of people together, absolutely nothings going to go wrong here!’ TO EVERYSINGLW ONE!! I AM DYING😭

(Also also, Grian knowing the wildcards is sooo…watcher of him)

I don’t think this man ever left the desert. 🪻🌹

“These cactus walls are giving me like flashbacks…”

“Feel like im going to go to a punching duel-“

Losing my mind

Hello hello!! You can call be Burst, I’m a writer who can’t draw for shit, you can find me on ao3 under the same name. I am in the midst of writing a few original books of my own at the moment. No beta we die like scar in 3rd life(hit me up on my tt if you’d like too tho) I’ll post here and on ao3 as much as I can, but I have a life so what can you do. Anyway hope you enjoy all I have to offer! :D

Ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/Gutsgonaaburst

Hope you enjoy my stuff!!

Consider:

Grian as War

Martyn as Famine

Pearl as Pestilence

Scott as Death

I'm scared for this next wild life session/episode but so so excited, I NEED to know what the wild card is right NOW raaaghggvsbdh

I swear if someone ends up dead

Day 27: Wels

This is like,, my unexpected favorite design :3 I love him so much <3 I don’t even watch Wels lol

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Day 26: Zedaph

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Day 25: Vintage Beef

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Day 24: Joe of the Hills!

He's just a guy.. kinda :P Look at those gorgeous eyes! Bonus full photo of him and Cleo:

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Day 23: TFC...?

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Day 22: Keralis :D

I absolutely love his design, but it took forever to get right rip. Close up of the photo and more sketches under the cut!!! There's a lot of design stuff down there :D

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Day 21: Xisuma!!

Just a very normal guy! :)

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Day 20: xB!!!

This is like,, the first hermit I got really excited for the design :)) As always: All journal posts, @hermitadaymay fundraiser post, and go follow @enkays-den for all the hard work they do!! + click to see our fic ao3

Bonus design sketch (that I really love):

Day 19: Cleo

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Day 18: Shubble! Kinda

Once again, someone who isn't a hermit and isn't on the schedule, but we've got a lot of peeps to get through! We're going to be posting for this challenge well into June in order to introduce everyone in our fic ^^ Also, did we mention that the Empires gang is here, too?

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Day 17: Ren

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Day 16: Scar

And, the full photo, since Cub's already out!

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Day 15: Jevin

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Day 14: BigB :D

Once again, it's kinda not really part of the hadm stuff, but today is collabs, so I guess if you count the life series, B is allowed? Idk, and frankly, idc. I do what I want.

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Day 13: Joel

there you go! idk what to say in these things anymore. He's a fluffy guy, classic Joel

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Day 12: Pearly Pop!!

The third and final member of the soup group! And as such, I can finally release the full photo from Skizz's journal :D

This is the first drawing I did for this challenge, so I'd redo a few things in hindsight, having finished many since then, but I still love it! lmk what you guys think, and, as always: All journal posts, @hermitadaymay fundraiser post, and go follow @enkays-den for all the hard work they do!! + click to see our fic ao3

Day 11: Cubfan!!

Couldn't decide if we liked vex or warden Cub better, so he's both! You're welcome. Tbh he has one of my favorite backstories, I'm very hyped for him and Scar :))

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Day 10 Gem

God and Impulse's favorite princess. You get it

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Day 9 (kinda): Martyn!

Like we said before, we're doing life series members as well as normal hermits in our au! Instead of outfit swap, we have Martyn today for Hermit a Day May! Also notable in this fic is that he's in a poly relationship with Ren and Doc <3 (More on that in our future posts)

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AAAAAH I'M SO EXCITED TO READ THISSSSSSSS

ok first impressions, I love the distinctions you made between galactic and english writing and why it exists, as well as notes on the purpose of the journal. I'm so happy you're thinking so deeply about all this!!! "The more silly comments are in English, so Skizz knows that if someone does get ahold of the book that they’ll be reading the English portions" is such a great piece of analysis. (Also right off the bat, Skizz seems VERY lonely/paranoid from your descriptions lol)

Impulse - great ideas on why Skizz wrote that, not gonna confirm or deny bcuz it's spoilers, but great theories...

Tango - no particular thoughts, but you analyzing Skizz's analysis is making me happy wiggle in my seat :P

False - "WHAT DID IMPULSE DO TO GET A 9 WITH THE SWORDFIGHTING 4 ARMS LADY??" evil cackling >:))))) Also love that you're comparing ratings between the hermits and why Skizz might've given those

Mumbo - also love that you're thinking about the hermits as a community and not just them as individuals with the redstone thoughts + noting that Skizz comes from a very different place from Hermitcraft. Also interesting to me that you notice Skizz's familiarity with shulkers (side note: we have the most interesting shulker lore in this that will probably never be discussed, but still makes me happy)

Thank you so so much for your thoughts! I eat them up like they're the most scrumptious dessert :3

Also: All journal posts, if anyone's interested

Have good day <3

Galactic translations and theories of lils au

Hi! I will be translating and theorizing @enkays-den and @cannibal-walleye’s lils au posts at the end of every 7 days :)

AO3 Link: https://archiveofourown.org/series/4663420

So, let’s start for the first 1-7 days! 

I will also say that I am a beta reader for this au, am in a gc with the two of them, and I don’t know if I know information that the public isn’t supposed to know… so if you see this and I say something and enkay/walleye don’t shoot me down before it’s too late uhhhh congrats!

I entered this au wanting Skizzpulse kissing and here I am… they hate eachother/silly

This is also my first time ever making a tumblr thread like this, so if it’s messy I’m sorry :,(

Spoilers if you want to translate days 1-7 on your own

I’ll do a summary here on what I think these journal pages are exactly

The general thought of these galactic messages are that Skizz is analyzing how much the hermits are threats to him, depending on their abilities, and he is most likely preparing if he needs to ever fight them. Knowing how they are and their strengths and weaknesses are probably the only way he can beat them if he has to.

It’s a journal but it’s also maybe a strategy guide, so Skizz knows as much as he possibly can about each hermit.

He intends for only himself to be reading it, so hopefully no one gets ahold of his journal and knows galactic, maybe it’s a prominent language from where he is from.

The more silly comments are in English, so Skizz knows that if someone does get ahold of the book that they’ll be reading the English portions

Skizz’s true thoughts/analysis is in galactic though.

Skizz is on high alert, no one is truly a friend in his mind, no matter how nice they seem.

Day 1: Impulse

IX (9) very tall, can fly, extremely heat resistant

Can shed disguise instantly.

Armourer 

Axe and sword proficiency

Taught daughters how to fight.

In human form he is unarmoured could have demonic traits without the form.

Tail and talons and horns human form.

He can hurt me.

-The thing that prompts “He can hurt me” is probably on the way back to the hermit settlement thing imp and skizz run in to something/someone and they aren’t friendly, impulse kicks their ass

Alternatively, Skizz is generally scared of Imp cuz of what he’s learned of him so far

Impulse could have some talent that he shows off at some point that scares Skizz

This is just guessing tho idk-

-From these first days I’m PRETTY sure the first letters are Roman numerals for the threat/strength level of the hermit, so there will be numbers next to them.

Day 2: Grian

V (5) can fly, seems to be very agile in the air.

Others complain that he starts wars, presumably not real ones, but seems to be a menace for sure.

Likely a decent fighter.

Sneaky, impulsive

Day 3: Tango

V (5) Heat resistant, not to the extent of Impulse.

Very smart, but does not seem like a strategist.

Not very confrontational.

Despite his attitude, seems unlikely to initiate combat.

-The fact that Skizz says “strategist” instead of like “strategic person” makes me think that Skizz is grouping all the hermits together like they’re an army.

Ex: strategist tango, fighter false, etc

-“Unlikely to initiate combat” also adds to this

Day 4: Jimmy

III (3) Doesn’t seem like a fighter, no significant muscle definition, all bark no bite.

Taller than average, can fly.

Learning the ropes, so he’s not experienced.

Very loud voice, could easily warn others if he needed help.

Day 5: False

IX (9) Twice the arms, twice the danger.

Extremely skilled with weapons and fighting.

May have teleporting and night vision depending on how any end abilities she has. Not that she would tell me if she did.

Uses elytra but is probably very good at flying from all the tests.

X openly said she’s a good fighter. Is this a warning?

-Poor Skizz is realllyyyy on edge, I bet X was just very proud of False and just told Skizz that just to do it. But Skizz thinks he has an ulterior motive-

-The fact that both Impulse (who what we’ve seen so far of him in the actual fic, seems less than a 9) and False (who has 4 arms and amazing fighting skills) are both 9, what makes a 10?

-WHAT DID IMPULSE DO TO GET A 9 WITH THE SWORDFIGHTING 4 ARMS LADY??

Day 6: Mumbo

V (5) depends on phantom traits but even then they’re not that powerful.

Don’t sleep around him.

Very smart but not a fighter.

Smarts seem more technical than strategic.

His flight ability has no physical limitations like the elytras or winged hermits. 

I wonder if he can tire out.

-This is a note from the whole page, Skizz comes from somewhere (world? universe?) that doesn’t have redstone. Either the hermits are rich, their land is rich, or Skizz’s old world specifically just didn’t have it.

Skizz’s old world had shulker boxes but not redstone, though maybe getting shulker boxes/pouches are easier in the lils universe

-Also, the scribbled out part was confirmed by Enkay to be Skizz crossing out sprites, and

I find it cute that Skizz is starting to use their phrasings :D

I may see if I can timeline it like which was the first entry which was the last and which are kinda in the middle. But who Skizz meets in what order could already be answered in future lils chapters, no clue, and it does seem like a lot of work but I have it noted down here sooooo maybe.

Day 7: Bdubs

IV (4) literally not a worry at night.

Aggressive personality but doesn’t seem like a fighter.

Don’t know if his abilities are different to a classic tree dryad.

His sprites like to spy.

-Bdubs’s lils are the biggest threat of Bdubs LOL

-On a less angsty note, love the thought of the army of impys and clocks following skizz

And that is all!

This is an amazing series and I love talking to Walleye and Enkay about it bec it’s loreful, angsty, and silly at the same time very cool stuff :)

See you in the next 7 days :D