Transformers G1 - Blog Posts
Guys the Starscream and Skyfire/Jetfire brainworms are getting to me they make me sick like just kiss already dang-
I genuinely might make an other blog dedicated solely to saying “ALL HAIL LORD STARSCREAM!!!🗣️” daily.
I don’t think I can begin to put into words how much I freaking LOVE Starscream.
I like any and every version of Starscream. (Except for the Michael Bay Starscream, sry my guy, but they turned him into a dorito (I also just don’t rlly enjoy the Michael Bay films, don’t come after me-)). I spent $60 on a G1 Starscream figure, (I wanted the $200 Takara Masterpiece mp-52 one but I didn’t have $200 to spare-) I have posters of Starscream, I made little clay props for my Starscream figure, I listen to Starscream themed playlists on Spotify, I have an entire Pinterest Starscream board, I put my tumblr profile theme to match G1 Starscreams color scheme. I themed my entire phone to Starscream. I WILL bring up Starscream lore unprompted.
I cannot explain how much the Starscream brainrot has gotten to me.
Omg I love all of these! 🩷
As for who would sing them from the non-Deception (or ex-Deception) side of things in IDW—may I nominate Cyclonus, Impactor, Terminus, Drift, Rodimus, Pipes, Swerve, Brainstorm, Rewind, Riptide, The Scavengers, and Thuderclash? :D
Also, I feel like Megatron would know the all the folk songs from the mines/gladiatorial pits as well, but is too reserved to sing. However, a passerby might hear him humming their tunes under his breath…
I’d like to hear y’all takes on this too!
The last post I reblogged about folk songs made me wonder what Cybertronian folk songs would be like and I have some proposals:
We Are Iacon and We Are The Best Because Primus Loves Us
Fuck You Iacon, You Pricks
We Are Vos and We Are the Best Because We Can Fly, Fuck You
Vos Sucks But We Hate Iacon More
Polyhex Sucks, But At Least We Aren't Kaon
Kaon Sucks, But At Least We Aren't Tarn
Tarn Sucks, But At Least We Have Booze and Cybersheep
Iacon Took Our Cybersheep And Now We're All Stuck Working In Mines, What The Fuck
Working In a Mine Sucks, Let's Get Drunk And Sing In Secret
The Lunar Colonies Are Cold And Lonely, But They're Home
The Rust Sea Is Beautiful, But Don't Go In There, It's Scary
I Went In And It Was Scary, Also I Might Be Married To A Sea Monster
My Lover Drives Fast, They Are So Sexy
My Lover Flies Fast, They Are So Sexy
My Lover Swims Fast, They Are So Sexy
My Lover Is From Another Caste So We Can't Be Together, I Hope We Can Reunite In the Allspark, In The Meantime I'm Really Sad
We Kicked Those Quintessons Asses, We Are Awesome
Oh Shit They Came Back
A Very Long Song About How Awesome Each of The Primes Were (But If You Actually Listen You'll Notice They All Did Fucked Up Stuff)
I Made a Deal With Unicron, Sure Hope This Doesn't Backfire
It Backfired
I keep DRAWING HIM GET HIM OUT OF MY HEAD
This homosexual brings me much joy!
Shut that laptop down right now if you value what’s left of your innocence(if you have any).
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This is what I need in my YouTube life.
I’m just gonna leave these here with no context...
Now this is something I wanna see more of.
Autobots discovered a Cybertron spaceship which had crashed for many years, during their search for available parts, many strange statues were discovered...
A tribute to my childhood shadow--The Weeping Angels(from Doctor Who)
have a WIP l’m working on
Working on some art so have some sillies l made
my Transformer OC Firefly (this took so long)
Es Soundwave mini comic (WIP)
my Starscream design for my astronaut AU
Some wavewave for my astronaut AU
my Shockwave design for my astronaut AU
Soundwave | http://mecha-ramen.tumblr.com/
Optimus Prime - Orion Pax
TF NSFW Headcanons #1 - Prowl
Warnings: sub/bottom Prowl + other various cybertronians + free use + implied public sex + manhandling/groping kink + heavy size kink + heavy degradation + rough sex + exhibitionism + very detailed description of a robot that transforms into a police car
A/N: This might seem ooc, but I headcanon Prowl to be an absolute freak in the sheets and is the main reason why I say fuck the cops
Also, yay, first fic in the series!!!
-> Frame Prowl has a gorgeous frame. Prowl may be cold-constructed, but Primus must have blessed him himself. Maybe it's the Praxian in him, but his frame is absolutely sinful, his huge bumper bouncing every step he makes, his headlights gleaming. His small waist widens out to strong hips, his thigh nicely shaped. Prowl's door wings flutter involuntarily nearly all the time when he's agitated, making it a little hard for his crewmates to not stare at them.
Prowl's valve and spike are standard size for his frame. He actually modded his spike to be more plain and uninteresting to really bring attention to his valve. Despite his valve being of normal size, it's fucking mesmerizing. his valve lips are a dark gray, with small lines of blue biolights. His node is a dark red color, and is a bit oversized. Prowl has a piercing valve, a gold bar going through his node. Whenever he's feeling risky, he wears his valve lip piercings and gets off to the feeling his panel grinding them into his valve when he's sitting down. The only modding he's done on his valve was to make his valve callipers tighten much more than needed whenever a mech first enters, causing them to have to ram their spike into Prowl's valve so it'll open up. And of course, Prowl overloads from the rough treatment.
-> Free-Use Prowl is notorious for being an uptight and cold mech, and he knows it. It even turns him on more knowing that multiple mechs could never imagine the Prowl loves to be treated as shareware . His favorite fantasy is of back when the war was still active, and the autobots were beginning to lose terribly to the decepticons. To boost morale, Prowl would offer himself up for a program; A free interface program where whenever an autobot would want to blow off some steam, Prowl would offer his valve up anonymously for that mech to use to their pleasure. He self services to the idea of every mech lining up to get a taste of his tight valve, imagining how they would be caught off guard by the feeling of his valve rings and how damn tight he is. No one will know that it was Prowl's valve they were fragging but the idea of them finding out makes him shiver. Thinking of them discreetly slapping his aft as he walks past them, asking Prowl if he's willing to frag again...
-> Groping/Manhandling Prowl knows his body is hot, and he knows everyone around him knows too. He loves when his partners hands roam all over his body, groping his bumper, especially his headlights. He lets out low, sultry moans as he's fondled in every visible part of his body and lets out high pitched whines when his partners find small bundles of wiring under his plating and pull on them. Whenever he self-services, Prowl loves to watch himself in the mirror as his servos roam around his body, rubbing his bumper hood, groping his headlights as his servos go lower to his array. Watching himself tug on the piercings in his valve, especially the bar piercing his node while his other servo traces circles onto his headlight turns him on so much that he can sometimes lose himself in the sensations, his eyes glazing over as he fondles himself and brings himself closer and closer to his overload.
-> Size Kink Prowl is alright with taking a spike his size, but he loves heavy trucks or tanks because of how easily they ruin his insides. Prowl wants to feel the spike in him rub all the nodes in his valve, to take up all the space there is so that he can feel so full. The feeling makes him feel so giddy that he struggles to keep himself from drooling and giggling a bit once such a huge spike is fully seated inside of him. Once that spike begins to move, good luck trying to keep Prowl quiet because he can get a little empty in the processor when a huge spike is ramming his insides, causing him to care less about his surroundings.
-> Heavy Degradation Prowl absolutely loves to be have degrading and humiliating words thrown at him. He especially loves when his partners humiliate him about the filthy things he enjoys during interface. "This spike of yours is useless. Good thing you're only made to take a good spiking like a good piece of shareware," "I bet you don't care whether you get transfluid in your intake or your valve since it doesn't matter for a spike-hungry slut like you," "Is it really this easy it is to frag you Commander Prowl? It's a surprise your valve isn't all sloppy and loose all the time." All these harsh words will easily have Prowl overloading so hard as the insults keep echoing in his processor, reminding Prowl of how much of a desperate whore he is.
-> Rough Sex Considering all the other kinks that are on the list, it's no surprise that Prowl loves a rough fragging. He doesn't really enjoy slow and gentle interfacing with his partners, it's something he would only enjoy with a dedicated lover. He prefers his partners to be rough though, for them to bite him, spanking his aft or valve, choke him, almost anything is on the table. His doorwings are no exception. Grabbing them will have Prowl whimpering and like putty in his partner's hands. When it comes to Prowl's piercings, he'll be pouting if his partner didn't touch them. Rubbing relentlessly at Prowl's node while pressing down on his piercing or tugging on the rings piercing his valve while eating him out brings him his overload so quickly as he begs you to be even rougher. And the feeling of his partner grabbing him by the helm, pushing it down onto a table while they bully his legs open? It might make him reconsider flipping tables if this is what they could be used for.
prime what the hell are you talking about
I actually liked the Australian animated version of Transformers better... It really improved the dynamic of the show, that they made the human characters a group of bush mechanics, who, after every fight with the Deceptacons, fixed the Autobots up with duck tape, scrap metal, and "she'll be right!"
let gramps show you how it's done ig
New to transformers media but wow the fandom is really welcoming! Thanks guys alot of you are so nice.
Anyway G1 is wonderful. I love Elita-1 sm, seriously she was soo cool in the alpha trion episode! A total ride or die.