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Tu solías decir que yo era tu luna , talvez era cierto pero también era cierto que no era tu sol

Cada vez que nos equivocamos y no aceptamos nuestro error ... estamos cometiendo otro .

Movie Idea:

A French and a German guy are in love but when they want to greet each other the German sticks his hand out for a handshake and the French guy leans in for cheek kisses.

So the French guy leans in and the German sticks his hand out and accidentally rams it in the French guys stomach.

Then the German guy is super embarrassed because he fucking decked the love of his life so he decides to give the French guy those cheek kissed next time.

At the same time the French guy is also super embarrassed so he decides to go for a handshake next time.

They meet again and what happens? The German guy leans in for kisses, the French guy sticks his hand out for a handshakes and fucking rams his hand into the Germans stomach.

Next time they meet it's really awkward so they just kiss each other on the lips.

Merthur (3) | BBC Merlin + Textposts/Tweets (27/?)

I think one of the most damaging ideologies towards children is the conviction that having children isn’t a calling but a moral obligation.

Simon had more chemistry with Wilhem’s sweater than with Marcus

my uterus realizing we aren’t having a baby after building up a lining for three weeks:

working on some silly tlt memes for my friend's bday and I liked how this one came out 🥲

Girls just want to look like this in todays society

AND YET A TRACE OF THE TRUE SELF EXISTS IN THE FALSE SELF

~TRUE North Nut Clusters

to avoid putting more copaganda in the world, i think we should replace all stories about cops with:

superheroes

detectives

nosy authors who double as detectives

travelling mystery hunting polycules

secret agents who disguise themselves as domestic platypi

whatever the fuck professor laytons job is

everyone shut up. look at how cool shadow is

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harry you’re the most dramatic hoe on this whole planet

“when i used to work in a bakery,”

“we’d actually stack the bread just like this”

“my boss told me i was the best at it. said i had very capable hands”

“good times. good times”

Change my mind

r u capable of exposing your true self?

r u capable of understanding the true meaning of hope?

I think we can all agree Mogari would be neck deep in brainrot

I grew up hoping

I was special

But you made me believe

It was true

You defy all meaning

All logic

All truth

You are like a blizzard

In the desert

Or an earthquake

In the sky

Impossible,

Yet happening

Right before my eyes

He got his lips out like he wants to be kissed so bad it makes him look stupid

Robocop’s whip

Facts.

when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this

Me