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ANYTHING WITH ULQUIORRA PLEASE I BEG, THERES NOT ENOUGH FICS OF HIM IM THIRSTY

Ulquiorra X Gn! Reader

{🦇SFW and NSFW Headcannons🦇}

[In which Ulquiorra is yours…]

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Welcome dear! Thank you for the request! I’m a big fan of Ulquiorra and find him pretty cool. Remember, request for all Bleach characters are open 24/7!

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Warnings:

Soft Ulquiorra

Dom/sub dynamics

Soft kisses

Nsfw stuff

Fluff

Smut

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SFW:

Ulquiorra is an asshole, an emotionless asshole, except to you.

When things first started, he refused to look or even talk to you, sometimes refused to be in the same room as you, but overtime, that all stopped.

Now, he really like hovering over you, just standing behind you, showing comfort without others knowing.

When in private, he loves to hold you close and kiss the pulse on your neck. Feeling your heartbeat under his lips does something to him. Not only that, but the concept of you letting him, a hollow, kiss you somewhere that could kill you with one bite makes him feel something. Something like a strong sensation of love and trust.

He refused to show much love towards you in front of any other Espada, last think he needs is him, or worse, you getting made fun of. He won’t allow it.

He genuinely likes to sleep while holding you, he really does enjoy it and he doesn’t k ow why. Feelings such as this is useless, so why does he feel good? Why does he care about you so much.

You where the first to say the big three words. ‘I love you’. And why you did, you knew he wouldn’t say it back. He does love you, but he can’t bring himself to say it, not yet. But once you say it, he became deeply affected by it. Holding you closer, touching you softer, kissing you longer.

He kisses your hand sometimes, which is surprising because the first time he did it, was in front of Lord Aizen himself, after you complete a mission perfectly, even as a human.

He is the type to silently be like, “LOOK AT THAT! THAT’S MY S/O! DOES EVERYONE SEE THEM”? Somehow always has a proud glint in his eyes when your around.

He kinda enjoys hugging you and holding your hand. He finds you so warm and he enjoys it from his cold skin. You set him ablaze.

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NSFW:

Ulquiorra will take a long time for him to get this vulnerable with you. Exposing his skin to your eyes is something he was very hesitant to do.

But once he does, oh boy, he is stunning.

During most days, he will be the dominant one, always being soft with you. But on some days, he will allow you to take control.

He enjoys holding your hand during soft sex, and loved having his body really close to yours, feeling your breath on his cheek as he nibbles at your neck.

The first time, he’ll be super soft with you, going in and out of you so slowly as to not break you. But once you two are comfortable after a while, he may get rougher.

The first time he finally says that he loves you is when he finishes inside of you for the first time.

He is really sweet during sex, always whispering kind words to you as he softly thrusts up into you.

He enjoys the lights being off during the act, he finds it more intimate.

He really does love you and really enjoys kissing your lips during the act. Ya’ know…to keep you quiet ;).

hi ♡

can I aske about the bleach men reacting to their s/o getting into a fight for them and winning. probably some idiot was badmouthing the bleach men and their s/o 'handled' everything.

thanks in advance ♡

A/N: Oh gosh, this would be a sight to behold. Most of them would be cheering you on lol.

Visibly entertained and turned on by your boldness. Highly smug as they watched you win. They’d tease you playfully afterward, maybe telling you things like, “Didn’t know you were that feisty” or “You looked hot doing that.” They're proud, definitely turned on, and probably already planning a reward for you later.

— Shunsui, Grimmjow, Askin, Kisuke, Bazz-B, Shinji, Kenpachi, Renji

They wouldn’t make a huge show of it, but you’d see the pride in their eyes. A small smile, maybe a nod, and later they’d let you know how much they appreciated you standing up for them—even if they usually handle things themselves.

— Starrk, Ichigo, Kira, Hisagi

They’d be proud you won, but lowkey irritated that you had to step in at all. Expect a lecture about not risking yourself—even if you clearly handled it. Their protectiveness flares up when it comes to you, even if they secretly enjoyed watching you fight.

— Toshiro, Uryu, Byakuya, Ryuken, Jushiro

They’d be delighted in their own way, smirking like the bastard just got what they deserved. They’d see it as you defending what’s theirs—or rather, who is theirs. Expect a quiet intensity, maybe a hand on your back or a whisper in your ear, telling you how well you did—and how they’ll be showing you their appreciation later.

— Yhwach, Jugram, Aizen, Ulquiorra, Gin

hiii i was wondering if you could do some fluff maybe when they find out that ur having really bad period cramps and they try to comfort you or ur going through smth and they just comfort u over that anything along those lines tbh i would like if u included shunsui uryu kisuke and all the other men u usually write abt tbh :)

They would prioritise soothing your pain through physical touch—massaging your lower back, offering you a warm towel, letting you lie on their chest, and holding you close. They wouldn’t talk much unless you initiated it, but their presence would be soothing.

— Shunsui, Jushiro, Starrk, Hisagi, Shinji*

They’d go into full “take care of you” mode—bringing snacks, tea, painkillers, running a bath, fetching a hot water bottle, and fussing over you to make sure you don’t have to lift a finger. They’d probably ask if you want anything every five minutes.

— Renji, Ichigo, Bazz-B, Kisuke, Uryu*, Gin, Kira

Would take a more medical or rational approach—offering medication, making sure you’re hydrated, helping you into bed, checking your temperature if needed, and asking logical questions, with care and concern.

— Toshiro, Askin, Yhwach, Uryu*, Ryuken, Shinji*, Jugram, Aizen

They’d be confused or uncomfortable at first—not because they don’t care, but because they’re unsure what to do. Still, they’d try their best and take your lead, slowly figuring out how to comfort you in their own slightly clumsy but sweet way.

— Kenpachi, Grimmjow, Ulquiorra

Cock sizes for bleach men?

A/N: If this question wasn’t asked, I was contemplating making a post on my own. You’re a real one anon. I love you for this 😘. I hope I did a good job with this 🫣

Soul Reapers

𝐒𝐡𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐮𝐢 — 8 to 8.5 inches, thick and well-veined. Definitely well-groomed, but he lets things stay a little wild—fits his effortless charm.

𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐨 — 7.5 to 8 inches, elegant and well-proportioned. Smooth with a slight curve. Probably very aesthetically pleasing, much like the rest of him.

𝐊𝐢𝐬𝐮𝐤𝐞 — 7.5 inches, a bit on the thicker side, with a slight upward curve. Keeps it well-maintained but isn’t overly concerned with aesthetics—his confidence carries it well.

𝐁𝐲𝐚𝐤𝐮𝐲𝐚 — 6.5 to 7 inches, immaculately groomed and symmetrical. Not overly thick but firm, fitting for someone so disciplined and regal.

𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐣𝐢 — 7 to 7.5 inches, average thickness but smooth. A slight curve that adds to his natural smugness—definitely has the skills to use it.

𝐀𝐢𝐳𝐞𝐧 — 8 to 8.5 inches, thick, smooth, and perfectly proportioned. Regal yet intimidating—just like him. You’d expect nothing less from someone who thrives on being in control.

𝐈𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐠𝐨 — 8 inches, thick and heavy, just slightly curved, with and healthy balance of veins. Quite girthy.

𝐆𝐢𝐧 — 6.5 to 7 inches but effective. Smooth and pale, not too thick, but his confidence makes up for any lack of sheer size.

𝐊𝐢𝐫𝐚 — 6 to 6.5 inches, decent thickness, elegant in proportion but nothing flashy. Well-groomed but not overly concerned with aesthetics.

𝐇𝐢𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐢 — 6.5 inches, solid and well-maintained, though not as overwhelming as some others. A good mix of strength and finesse.

𝐑𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐢 — 7.5 inches, thick and veiny, raw and untamed. A little unkempt but suits his wild nature—he’s got a confident, rugged appeal.

𝐓𝐨𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐨 (𝐀𝐝𝐮𝐥𝐭) — 6.5 inches, well-defined, neither too thick nor too thin, a perfect aesthetic.

𝐙𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐤𝐢 — 9.5 to 10 inches, ridiculously thick and unrestrained. Veiny, heavy, and raw in its presence. This man is as wild in every aspect as expected.

Quincy

𝐔𝐫𝐲𝐮 — 6.5 inches, slender and well-groomed, but not lacking in presence.

𝐑𝐲𝐮𝐤𝐞𝐧 — 7 inches, slightly thicker than Uryu’s but just as well-maintained.

𝐘𝐡𝐰𝐚𝐜𝐡 — 9 to 9.5 inches, monstrous in every sense, thick and commanding. Veins trace the length, an extension of his overwhelming dominance.

𝐉𝐮𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐦 — 8 inches, refined yet imposing. Balanced thickness, neatly groomed, exuding authority without excess.

𝐀𝐬𝐤𝐢𝐧 — 7 inches, smooth and alluring, just like him. Not the thickest, but certainly well-proportioned and inviting.

𝐁𝐚𝐳𝐳-𝐁 — 7.5 to 8 inches, thick and wild, much like his personality. Not the most refined, but it carries a lot of heat—literally.

Arrancar

𝐆𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐦𝐣𝐨𝐰 — 8.5 inches, untamed, veiny, and thick. A raw energy befitting his animalistic nature.

𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐤 — 8 inches, smooth and effortless, a perfect mix of laziness and potency. Nothing about him is excessive, but everything is effective.

𝐔𝐥𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐚 — 7 inches, slender yet firm, pale with a sculpted elegance. Not thick, but eerily well-defined.