Valerie: "Danny, i think your goth friend doesn't like me that much"
Danny: *obviously sweating*
Danny: "Who? Sam? Oh, no, she absolutely adores you! Haha!"
Sam: *glaring at her while stabbing her salad*
Valerie: "...."
Valerie: "That's...nice..."
Writers: "They are great together! We love them!"
Fans: "They are my comfort ship. I literally love them!"
Writers: "...."
Writers: "Nevermind, we didn't like them that much after all"