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Venom: LTBC Expectations

Reality

Mr. Serkis, Mr. Hardy. Please give me your AO3 account ASAP. I know you have some good sybrock shit piled in there. Share them to the world.

(Softly) Don't do it Disney

I'm a Spiderman fan but not gonna lie. I'm sick and tired of Comic book fans crying for Spiderman No Way Home Trailer.

They were cry- babying for the teaser even before the production completed. Dear god... 🙄🙄 They go to other marvel trailer comment sections like Black Widow, Shang Chi, Venom LTBC and crying 'BuT WhEre'S tHe nO waY HoMe TRaiLer' like, can you stop and wait for your turn?

My favourite comic book rivalries

Batman & Joker Thor & Loki Superman & Lex Luthor Professor X & Magneto Nightwing & Deathstroke Spiderman & Green Goblin/Venom Kind of funny how all of them have their own gay ship

#Carnage #Spiderman #art #symbiote #Venom #Marvel #Карнадж #Спайдермэн #Спайдермен #Марвел #рисунок #ЧеловекПаук #Веном

id like to thank the venom fandom, the true last bastion of nsfw fanart on this hellsite. ive been here for like seven years and its just so fitting that the last explosion of horny art, the last gasp if you will, was lovingly rendered monsterfucking slime tenderly jacking off its host, tom hardy

holy shit they did it

Early morning funny.

I never thought the Venom movie would be decent or reach anywhere near the success that it’s getting, but it feels so good.

I have no idea what the fuck is going on with the critics, but the fact that in both Venom and Bohemian Rhapsody the critic consensus was extremely different to the public opinion says a lot.

I fell in love with that great kermit + venom edit going around. So my final Monstober drawing is literally just a shitpost! Happy Halloween!

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i just cant get over the lobster scene. like his friends are actively begging him, do not get into the lobster tank. please eddie. tom hardy you were in mad max fury road dont do this. and tom hardy looks at his friend like “i know i shouldnt do this. i shouldnt be getting into this lobster tank but i’m going to anyway. i’m already mostly inside. cant stop now. i’m sorry i dont want to be doing this either there’s just no other choice for me.” and then he takes a bg bite out of a live lobster that’s still in the shell and everything. 

tom hardy doesn’t actually know he’s being possessed by an alien yet in the story. he’s just resigned himself to whatever fucking meltdown he seems to be having. he doesn’t even seem particularly surprised that things have gone this way for him. like ten minutes later he finds out his heart stopped working and hes just like “you asshole” and he throws his alien parasite against the wall like a water balloon. and then he just leaves and is immediately kidnapped. what a fucking wild ride tom hardy is on. 

tom hardy’s actual superpower is being the exact same level of dysfunctional no matter what is happening in his life. so when everything’s going ok for him he self-destructs spectacularly, but when literally everything that can happen to a human being happens to him, he does, like, unrealistically well. climbing into a lobster tank and eating a live animal with large claws just like… “well, this is what’s happening to me today. i’m so sorry you have to watch this, man. anyway here goes, i’m going to bite into a living creature with my human mouth and then LOSE CONSCIOUSNESS”

this movie’s fucking killing me from the inside.

eat potato

drink juice

Eddie, after Venom tells him they have 0 chance of defeating Riot: fuck it, let’s fight him anyways

Venom, choking up: f-fuckin superb u funky little human

kinda like that

The critics are all cowards

The only Venom review I’ll accept

THANK YOU  THANK YOU  THANK YOU 

Venom(2018)

Me with all the marvel men

body positivity 2k18: venom thinks we all snacks (:

Just saying.

''I'm One With The Beast''

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dp&w fans: they were supposed to kiss

venom fans: yep

squid game fans: definitely

wicked fans: canonically they already have

Hey Eddie, if you can afford it, therapy is a good option.... If not, support from those you trust is the best, Venom would want that for you.

… I’m gonna need a minute.

I fuck hard with Asexual Venom, but the idea of Venom, an alien whose species doesn't breed sexually and don't have concepts of sex, being sexually attracted to some boring sad and sweaty white guy he picked up on the streets is just so funny to me