Ghost, seeing a stranger in Greenpath: aaaaaah.
Ghost, seeing a copy of him malform into an eldritch horror in Deepnest: aaaaaaaaah! [nervous chuckling]
Ghost, seeing Bretta talking to Zote:
A A A A AAA A A A A A A A AA A A A A
Ghost, seeing the Pale King: Dad? This is where you’ve been for the past ten years? [pokes him]
The Very Dead Pale King: [falls over]
Ghost: DAD NO—!
Hornet, in Greenpath: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GHOST!
Ghost, without Isma’s Tear: i can’t swim
Pale King: I am the Pale King, guardian of the bugs!
White Lady: The Radiance quivers before him!
Pale King at the sun: FUCK OFF!
Ghost, nearly getting smacked by a Winged Sentry: aaAaAHHHhh, STOP! I nearly dropped my Flower!
Quirrel, showing Ghost a slab of runes: Ghost, can you read this out for me?
Ghost: no i cannot. [looks at camera] waddup, i’m ghost, i’m—
Nightmare King Grimm: This kid’s definitely on crack right now.
Ghost, being killed for the twentieth time: YAAAA
Ghost, hearing the organ kick in for the two-hundredth time: YAAA A AA A A AA A
Elder Hu: MANTISES! IS THAT AN INFECTION?
Mantis Lords: No, Hu, we’re fi—
Elder Hu, getting stepped on by guards: I’M CALLING THE KING!
Vespa, raising a hand: That’s a nice lookin’ nail you got there, bumblebee. High five.
Hive Knight: [just kinda sticks his arm out]
Vespa: [high fives] Booyah.
Boss: [screams]
Ghost, on their fiftieth try: How about you shut up!?
Boss: HOW ABOUT YOU SHUT YOUR GODDADAMN MOUTH?
Ghost, in Kingdom’s Edge: [gestures to metric shit-ton of Primal Aspids] Look a’ all those chickens!
Ghost: [pogos a buzzsaw]
Royal Retainers in the distance: Oh mah guh... Oh mah— he on X-Games mo’...
Hornet: I screamed your name like three times! Have you not heard me?
Ghost: [signs]
Hornet, trying not to laugh: Don’t use that tone of voice with me!
Nightmare King Grimm, launching a bunch of Fire Bats: B R E A C H
Ghost, at two masks: oh damn.
Memorial to the Hollow Knight: [eternalises the legend of a knight of no will, voice, or mind, who sacrificed themselves so Hallownest may stand eternal]
Ghost, stuffing Geo into their cloak after selling a bunch of dead bugs’ fanfics to Lemm: haha, i do that
Pale King, holding baby Hollow Knight: This bitch EMPTY!
Hollow Knight: ?!?
Pale King, hurling them into the Black Egg: Y E E T !
Radiance: Is that a WYRM freeing mi— HEY! ARE YOU— WH— WHERE’D YOU LEARN TO FREE MINDS?
Pale King: [wyrm noises]
Radiance: WHAT?
Leg Eater, twitching and probably dead:
Ghost: Uh, hey, you— you okay?
Leg Eater, not so dead: W’sah? Hey, you wanna buy a charm for $5?
Ghost, holding up an airhorn: Airhorn prank.
Airhorn: IF THE VOLUME OF KILLED VESSELS IS HIGH ENOUGH, EVEN IF THE CONTAINMENT SUCCEEDS, IT’LL BE A PHYRRIC VICTORY AND YOU’LL BE KNOWN NOT AS THE KING WHO SAVED HIS KINGDOM BUT THE ONE WHO PERFORMED A GENOCIDE ON HIS OWN CHILDREN IN A NEARLY IN VAIN ATTEMPT TO KEEP THE WORLD IN STASIS AND YOUR KINGDOM ETERNAL
Pale King: Did someone say something?
Grimm: Hmph! Had enough yet?
Ghost, on one mask: [shows Fury of the Fallen]
Grimm: GH—!
Hornet, looking around Ancient Basin: Where’s the little ghost...?
Ghost, stepping out of the darkness at one mask, missing their cloak, and looking like they just fought Radiance with a spoon: hi welcome to deepnest
Pale King, directing a new annex to be built: you better watch out,
Pale King, putting spikes everywhere: You Better Watch Out,
Pale King, lining everywhere with buzzsaws and spikes: YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
Pale King, making the end of the whole-ass Path of Pain two bugs looking at each other for five seconds: Y O U B E T T E R W A T C H O U T
Lace: Hey, look how cute these flowers are.
Hornet: That’s gay.
Lace:
Lace: Horny, we’ve been dating for—
Pale King: SAW YOU INVADIN’ THE MOTHS’ DREAMS LAST NIGHT
Radiance: W- WRYM, IT’S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!
Pale King, preparing to stage a mass genocide: I WON’T HESITATE, BITCH
Ghost, at one mask: oh no
The Hollow Knight, staggered: oh no
Hornet, embedding her needle in their face: O H Y E A H
Monomon, showing Quirrel a slab of runes: LOOK A’ THIS GR A P H
Quirrel, staring in silence:
Pale King: Did you hang out with Grimm last night?
Ghost: Y’know, yeah, I did.
Pale King: Aw! I— I love Grimm!
Ghost: You hate Gr—
Pale King: Yeah, nO SHIT, HONEY!
Herrah: Do you ever wanna talk about your emotions, Monomon?
Monomon: No.
Lurien: I do.
Herrah: I know, Lurien.
Lurien: I’m sad.
Herrah: I know, Lurien—
Ghost, at the Blue Lake: It’s a fuckin’ friend— [sees the nail on the beach] NOOO O O OOO O O OO OO—
Quirrel, completely fine and swimming through the lake: [waves]
Ghost: oh shit he’s right there
Pale King, giving a royal address: So, basically, uh, what I was thinking of, uh, was—
Radiance: [comes back from the dead and infects the entire moth tribe]
Pale King: Aw fuck. I can’t believe you’ve done this