Voltron - Blog Posts
fight fight fight
Keith: buddy, Shiro this isn’t you just look me in the eyes this isn’t you Shiro: fuck you your useless this is why your parents left Keith: shiro no no no that isn’t you come let’s sit down and have a talk, alpha male to male Red lion: tell him to make a diss track instead Keith: yeah yeah let’s just make a diss track war instead. Like Jake and Logan Paul but in space
Okay but I need to take a FUCKING MINUTE for Keith’s goddamn flying skills.
this guy is actually INSANE. Like, yes, I know, he wasn’t the top of his class at the garrison for no reason, but his flying in Bloodlines? Un-freaking-believable.
He starts off by casually just turning off his thrusters and skimming as close to explosions/debris/ships as possible so he can sneak past a literal war zone undetected as a piece of debris
This boy coasts for most of this, meaning much less steering capabilities than normal, with only a short burst to avoid getting totally flattened by a ship because he is speeding by so close to them.
Then, once he manages to zig zag and maneuver his way through ships, debris, chaotic fire, and explosions, a stray shot clips him and destroys almost an entire wing sending him into a crazy spin.
His wing is on fire, he’s spinning out of control… the inertia and pressure on him must be absolutely insane. His sense of direction has to be totally instinctual, because there’s no way you’re seeing or feeling which way is up or down when this is happening, even with instruments.
But that doesn’t stop my boy Keith
Fuck no
This guy PERFECTLY TIMES a small blast from a thruster to GET HIS SHIP STABILIZED AND TRAVELLING MOSTLY LEVEL WHILE MISSING A WING AND PUMMELLING TO THE GROUND
And he manages, after falling FROM BASICALLY SPACE to casually skim across the ground and land. Like he’s touching down on the mother fucking Hudson.
and then climbs out with not one damn injury to stand dramatically in the wind.
THIS FUCKING GUY flew without being detected through a freaking battle, lost a wing, plummeted to the ground for miles at fucking physics knows what speed, levelled out his ship with one well timed thrust, landed it without blowing the fuck up, and then walks out of it like “This would be a great time to look badass”
god damn.
(suck it iverson)
Someone yells at Lance to switch. He changes to Hanzo/Ashe.
Pidge would play as Mercy but only as a battle mercy, no healing
Voltron team playing Overwatch just because
Keith: edgy Reaper main. Always sticks to the classic skin. 21+ hours on Reaper. Doesn’t understand why people call him edgelord for it. Unironically uses the highlight intro where Reaper draws his finger over his neck.
Lance: mains as Widowmaker and is actually pretty good at sniping. Still would choose Widowmaker even though there’s already 3 on the team. Never stays on the payload.
Hunk: the Good Citizen Overwatch Player™. Says Hello to his teammates every round, protects the healer, and always congratulates the winning team. Pretty versatile but mains as Zarya.
Pidge: Nerf this
Allura: A beast at Pharah. Can use rocket barrage without dying most of the time. Always yelling at the others to move the payload. Has to defend the point by herself.
Coran: The camping Bastion. Doesn’t even know why people call him an asshole for it.
Shiro: The one that begrudgingly switches to Mercy or Zenyatta because no one else wants to heal. Cries in silence as his teammates all abandon him and he fends for himself. Gets POTG anyways. Wants to use Genji. Already level 100 by the first week he gets the game. Hasn’t slept at all.
Being a senior and running a gsa with like all freshmen and sophomores is so weird. Like wdym u dont remember voltron.?
the struggle ...
man I need moots i can't be on here talking to myslef ... embarrassing ...
i had a dream there was more voltron
and the thing was, it was a fucking fire idea. I mean some things made no sense cause u know dream. Like for example Bruce banner from marvel was there idfk what that's about. But all in all... Good idea.
I can't draw or animate so it's staying in my head
I feel like every (or at least the majority) byler came from voltron, and the wreckage of klance 💔
GOODNESS THERE ARE SO MANY PIECES OF MEDIAS I WANNA GET INTO/BACK TO BUT I CANT I CANT WHY CANT I
Voltron hyperfix back,,,