Wally: Wow, T-bird is amazing! So smart and hardworking. Funny too.
Dick: So you won’t make him the favorite, right?
Wally: *side-eye monkey meme*
Dick: *panik* So you won’t make him the favorite, right?
Tim: *has blackmail Batman, killed over 1000 of Ra’s men, started war crimes, lost his spleen, cloned people, etc* I have done nothing wrong, ever, in my life!
Wally: *knows Tim signed Jason up on porn-site* I know this and I love you
BatFam:
Dick: *affronted*
Cass: Someone call Wally to pick us up. I don’t trust Steph after she totaled the car.
Steph: *about to refute but pauses, looking at the broken care* You right. You right.
Duke: I don’t have his number yet. *looks around at his new siblings nervously*
Damian: Worry not, Thomas. I have place West’s number last night as The Red Head Richard Can’t Get.
Dick: Awe, Dami. That’s so sw- * realize what he said* Hey!
Duke: *looks so done* Impeding on my privacy must really be a bat thing.
Dick: Don’t worry, I got this. *calls Wally*
Barbara: *4 minutes later* He don’t got this.
Dick: *pouts* He’s not picking up.
Jason: He never picks up. *smirks* Special if its you.
Dick: *offended*
Tim: *just got off the phone with Wally* I don’t know what you guys are talking about. He always picks up for me.
All: Of course.
Dick: *torn between picking a fight over being the favorite and be terrified over Wally’s temper*
Nightwing: *walks in as Batman and with a new Robin-its Damian. Damian is the new Robin.*
Tim: *in shock and heartbroken* You didn’t even ask me…
Wally: *twitches* Kids bed. Now. I want to talk to your brother.
Nightwing: *flinches in fear* No kids, stay. Please stay.
Wally: *points to the stairs leading back up to the mantion* Go. Go!
Nightwing: *starting to panic* Stay. Stay!
Wally: Now! *starting to get angry*
Nightwing: *knowing this is going to end badly without any witnesses.* Cass, don’t move!
Cass: *looks between the two, shifting feet*
Wally: You go!
Nightwing: *grasping straws* Jason, stay!
Jason: *having a blast, snorts and slowly backs away with Tim*
Wally: *near the end of his rope* Get out of here!
Nightwing: *full panic mode* Don’t leave me!
Wally: You get out of here! *left angry behind and how is furious*
Steph: *is sending Barbara a text while cackling as she drag the newest bird out with everyone* Come on guys. Momma’s gonna beat dad’s ass.
Wally: *lets out a snarl once everyone is gone* RICHARD JOHN GREYSON!
Nightwing: *shrieks in fear*
Barbara: *is recording from the safety of her nest*
Wally & Alfred: *exchanging stories, going over mission reports and how much medical supplies is use by the Bat Family*
Bat Fam: *enters the Bat Cave, taking off their mask with verity of wounds. From a large gash on Jason’s chest to Cass’s broken nose*
Wally: *lets out a loud scandalous gasp* My baby!
Tim: *with only a tiny scrap on his chin, lets out a squeak as Wally picks him up and carries him away*
Bat Fam: *Blinks in confusion*
Jason: *looks at Cass* You see me?
Cass: *nods*
Jason: *looks at Steph* Can you see me?
Steph: Hell yeah, I can see you.
Damian: *looks at his competition in tired disgust before running after Wally and Tim* Wait West, I require medical assistance! My arm has been broken!
Dick: *stands frozen next to Batman* ….I thought I was the favorite?
Alfred: *raises a brow elegantly* My apologies young Master Richard but since when?