Walrus Vs Fairy - Blog Posts

AW HELL NAW

I DON'T CARE *WHO* THE IRS SENDS I'M NOT PAYING TAXES

Hold on, folks. Someone's at my door.

Very sad but SOMEBODY ELSE KNOWS THE OCTOPUS STORY. Don't jeopardize your grades or anything but We Need To Know!! Find one of your classmates hopefully one that can repeat a story well and find out. We will be waiting right next to our screens until you get back

“Walrus on your doorstop” this “fairy’s more unrealistic” that my professor just uttered the sentence “there was one day I found a real octopus in my backyard” this man hasn’t left Utah his entire life. How was there an octopus in his backyard in Utah. He then said “I do not have time to elaborate we need to cover a lot today in class” GIRL WHAT DO YOU MEEAN

still thinking bout that poll tbh

Does this count as finding a walrus at your door?