Wizard Posting - Blog Posts
Could not agree more, I have donned my Wizards hat for many a task Such as and primarily shoveling snow, (Hardwinds) pff a light bow of the head then the rim of the hat protects my face from all the harsh breeze and freeze that That tries to greet me in such a chilling manner, Why yes yes indeed, I could not recommend more.
Real observations since I started wearing a wizard hat daily:
- Brim is so wide that I stay BONE DRY taking walks in the rain
- Brim can be positioned to block the sun from ever getting in my eyes AND keeping it off the back of my neck
- The pointed top part creates an air pocket, keeping my head from getting hot or squishing my hair as it might in a ball cap
- Hat can easily be pulled down over the tips of my ears without looking dumb, protecting them from wind chill
- Strangers say they like my hat, giving me the chance to tell them that I am a wizard
- When you’re wearing a wizard hat, ALL OTHER FASHION CHOICES become secondary, allowing you to branch out with style
Embrace ego death. Stay protected from all elements. Wear a wizard hat.
Remember, every time you cast fireball, you throw a frog wizard at your target - comment from Cara
I just had a converation with Jezza McLeod on Cara about this and imagine a wizard that has an army of tiny frog minions that he just chucks at people and they are all wearing tiny wizard outfits.
You hear him shout: "GET HIM BOIS" and suddenly you are overwhelmed by a tsunami of of tiny frog wizards on fire charging towards you, all screaching like chipmunks
Me on my way to kill a hydra without ever realizing it was a hydra because the first thing i tried was stabbing it in the heart
I am proud to announce that I am now the owner of a homunculus
I have named it Tiptoe
Hey did you see my Evil Stone (he/she/it). Pretty cool huh? They say it could corrupt me and make me evil but they probably all just want the Evil Stone for themselves.
how to confound a centaur confounder
centaur: hold it right there, you can't just ride through my fields uncontested! I'll lose my credibility if we don't battle or something
confounder: that's fair. how about we-
centaur: and it can't be a pun battle. I heard what you did to the sphynx
confounder: darn. okay, what if I beat you in a horse race?
centaur: Ha! Alright, where's the finish line?
confounder: That tree over there. Where's your horse?
centaur: let me just call him
confounder: you're not a horse, this is a wait what
centaur: SVENTAL! HERE BOY!
*massive six-legged, four-eyed horse gallops around the bend wearing a saddle made for a centaur*
confounder: that is NOT a horse
centaur: it IS a horse, it just has six legs and four eyes and is large enough for me to ride. You agreed to a horse race, you didn't specify it had to have four legs.
confounder: ...
centaur: ...
confounder: I hate you
centaur: you brought this upon yourself
yeah we’re pretty sure he just does it so he can fuck with people who piss him off but he’s weirdly competent so we just let him keep going
fuck it im moving to wizard island
watch as i illegally get there on a raft of skellys while dressed in light clothes and a denim jacket
you can escape just cut your stomach open with a knife 👍
trust me
This Flesh Prison cannot hold me.
Sometimes I want to be a mad scientist
Sometimes I want to be a vampire
Other times I want to be a wizard
Is all three possible? Nobody knows.
fool! your magic could never compare to the likes of mine. i cast: stall internet!
They love casting spells
oooo its the fuckin wizard
The family bucket heals your whole party 
I Have Found A Solution!
So, obviously classic wizard robes aren’t wheelchair friendly. (Alright, admittedly this isn’t common knowledge and also this definitely isn’t a problem for most but listen, this is a problem for me and I’m pleased to present a solution for it nonetheless.)
The issue is in the sleeves and the length of the robes. The traditional trumpet style allows them to get snagged, dirty, and caught in the wheels.
This is distinctly not an issue with other mobility aids such as canes and crutches, these wizards are fine to carry on with their trumpet sleeves simply rolled up if needed.
Now, one solution might simply to shorten the sleeves and hem to be out of the way, but that looks rather silly so I won’t do that. Instead I propose the more elegant design of a hanging sleeve to maintain that flowy magical feel while allowing for better range of motion.
Honestly I just love the look of hanging sleeves in general and think more people should appreciate them, wheelchair user or not.
In conclusion…
you have to pretend to be a wizard sometimes, for your health. the obvious method is d&d, but you can also open the dishwasher on cold mornings and raise your arms dramatically as you're enveloped in the steam, or you can find a really good stick to walk around in the woods with, or you can run a bizarrely dedicated rp blog on tumblr. but it's an important component of human well being to occasionally pretend to be a wizard.