Helena: Wife of mine...He breaks into houses
Y/N: No! He slides down the chimney bearing gifts
Helena: That's still breaking and entering!
Y/N: But he doesn't steal anything.
Helena: He still broke in and entered the house.
Helena: And why does he bring gifts? He broke in and the mysterious packages could be dangerous.
Y/N: Helena...
Helena: No! I'm concerned for the world! Why has he not been caught yet?
Helena: And he has slaves!
Y/N trying so hard not to laugh: The elves aren't slaves, babe.
Helena: So he pays them?
Y/N: ...
Helena *taking her swords down from the wall*: I am going to free the slaves.
Y/N: No no no... Oh my God what have I done?
(One of my friends and I collabed on this)