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I don't want to make ““doctor’s appointments””and ““schedule a follow up.”” I want to be coaxed gently into a crate and taken to the vet.

We sending our greatest warriors to the front lines

i just wish the frightening ghoul would say something. for once. the silence is more disconcerting than anything it might say

I almost forgot to mention: this woman came into the penguin enclosure with a KESTREL??? I said “oh my god is that an American Kestrel?” and she said “Yes! She was outside doing raptor education for the kids, but she doesn’t like to get rained on.”

dull scythe, a panic engine magical girl rpg currently being chewed on between other ongoing projects by me and snow

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

Woah , my garage dog has arrived ,

By joceline carmes

bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes