Found This Sick Keyboard At The Thrift Store And The Mouse That Comes With It Is Sick Too

The oldest living tree ever found was a pine named “Prometheus.” It had been alive since before the Egyptian pyramids were built. Some guy cut it down in 1964. Source

he was hardly monstrous then

I need y'all to see how this porn spelled ménage à trois

what if she was called chappell bone and instead of a singer she was a necromancer who raised strong as fuck skeleton warriors

Is anyone else ever genuinely shocked when you find out you have an impact on someone’s life? A coworker can be like “I’ve missed seeing you” and I’m just like “???? you?? missed me????? My presence has an effect on your daily experience???? I affect things??? W h a t ? ? ?”

Your regular reminder that trickle-down economics is a cruel joke designed by the wealthy.

Hey btw, this is how I attach loops on fabric strips for belts, decorative straps, etc. Take a soda can tab, attach it to the loop with jewellery chain links, and then sew them both onto the inside of the fabric before sewing the seam shut.