Is Anyone Else Ever Genuinely Shocked When You Find Out You Have An Impact On Someone’s Life? A Coworker

david lynch telling people in 2017 that you should accept trans people or kill yourself. he was so real for this.

found this sick keyboard at the thrift store and the mouse that comes with it is sick too

I don't want to make ““doctor’s appointments””and ““schedule a follow up.”” I want to be coaxed gently into a crate and taken to the vet.

Agates carved into orange slices by wutong_crystal_carvings.

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congratulations! your reincarnation status has been upgraded from COCKROACH to SEAGULL

In the gay sex dungeon doing my crossword with a coffee, occasionally looking up with mild interest

we must act fast to revitalize the ecosystem by reintroducing megafauna. i suggest the tarasque. just a suggestion. i have 30,000 tarasques ready to go as soon as yuo give the word mr president. don’t be a coward sir. 30,000 tarasques. thiink of your country

Our roomba (Dracula) gets his eyes caught on things so husband has removed them while he vacuums. I’m really uncomfortable watching Dracula bumble into stuff with tape patches marking his eyeless sockets while he cleans our house for free. I hate that Husband returns his eyes when he’s finished, accidentally reinforcing a sort of “eyes are for good little workers” message.

I need to glue the styrofoam eyes on better so Dracula can have them all the time. And maybe I’ll feed him a handful of sand just for him as a thank you for all his hard work.