no relation to that other onion | 19 | they/he | how do you like that obama? i pissed on the moon, you idiot
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"How could you do this" with the help of the demon blade "this isn't you" well yeah it's me and the demon blade "I know you're a good person" yeah that wasn't in question "please come home" not if you're gonna be a dick to the demon blade "we need to destroy the demon blade" listen I don't come to family gatherings and say we Need To Destroy aunt cassie and she's genuinely evil, unlike the demon blade
yeah my best friend is like super awesome and talented and cool or wtv. definitely not gonna brag about it
pixel landlady be upon ye
this took me four days and i'd like it to be known that that's the second fastest i've ever finished any visual undertaking in my life
Favorite bird genre has got to be 'that's literally just a dinosaur'
Groove-Billed Ani
Hoatzin
Pheasant Coucal
Incoming miscellaneous things for fun
hey girl awesome pussy. it looks like it was expensive
and yk what queen, hell yeah
thank you for your service in this strange little time on the internet 🫡
DID HYMEN RESTORATION PROJECT GET BANNED????
they should invent joints that don’t hurt
do you ever forget there are people out there that genuinely believe they have the one and only solution to gender/sexuality and anyone who doesn’t see it that way is homophobic/transphobic despite the fact they themselves are pushing the same gender binary they claim to hate so much by separating men women and gender nonconformity into three distinct categories, essentially creating a traffic light system for how we should treat others based on one of the most insignificant aspect of themselves? because i did until this morning
i’m so tired of every single argument that revolves queerness or gender being so reliant on these heteronormative binaries that simply don’t make sense to apply to ourselves.
dear GOD
my mom doesnt like the word Piss bc its crass but the fact of the matter is that when our cat shoots a perfectly horizontal beam of urine hard as fuck straight over the top of the litter box she does not Pee. she Pisses
I've been resource gathering for YEARS so now I am going to share my dragons hoard
Floorplanner. Design and furnish a house for you to use for having a consistent background in your comic or anything! Free, you need an account, easy to use, and you can save multiple houses.
Comparing Heights. Input the heights of characters to see what the different is between them. Great for keeping consistency. Free.
Magma. Draw online with friends in real time. Great for practice or hanging out. Free, paid plan available, account preferred.
Smithsonian Open Access. Loads of free images. Free.
SketchDaily. Lots of pose references, massive library, is set on a timer so you can practice quick figure drawing. Free.
SculptGL. A sculpting tool which I am yet to master, but you should be able to make whatever 3d object you like with it. free.
Pexels. Free stock images. And the search engine is actually pretty good at pulling up what you want.
Figurosity. Great pose references, diverse body types, lots of "how to draw" videos directly on the site, the models are 3d and you can rotate the angle, but you can't make custom poses or edit body proportions. Free, account option, paid plans available.
Line of Action. More drawing references, this one also has a focus on expressions, hands/feet, animals, landscapes. Free.
Animal Photo. You pose a 3d skull model and select an animal species, and they give you a bunch of photo references for that animal at that angle. Super handy. Free.
Height Weight Chart. You ever see an OC listed as having a certain weight but then they look Wildly different than the number suggests? Well here's a site to avoid that! It shows real people at different weights and heights to give you a better idea of what these abstract numbers all look like. Free to use.
always remember gay men are the reason we dont have to pay for public bathrooms in canada
He’d do numbers on here
YEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
THE ARTWORK IS SO BEAUTIFUL IM IN LOVE
Some favorites for April: "I've got spurs that jingle jangle jingle."
as someone with an intense interest in both puzzles and the wild west, this is the coolest thing i have ever seen
Some favorites for April: "I've got spurs that jingle jangle jingle."
midwestern emo
i don't know why but i fucking know liu xiao listens to emo shit. like mp3 player full of limewire pierce the veil. i had a vision.
THIS PUZZLE LOOKS SO CUTE PLS SHOW US THE FULL THING
Some favorites for April: "I've got spurs that jingle jangle jingle."
So much queer discourse is just "i like pancakes" "so you hate waffles?" Type shit
"I believe mspec lesbians are valid" "so you think lesbians just need good dick?"
"I believe trans men can identify as lesbians if they want" "so you think trans men are women?"
"I believe transandrophobia exists" "so you think transfems oppress transmascs?"
No bitch that's a whole new sentence wtf are you talking about
My Link Click fanart x
Billy Francis of Dr. Hook and the Medicine Gang
Local goat discovers joy of painting
"if tumblr dies you can find me on bluesky" "if tumblr dies you can find me on Instagram" if tumblr dies you cannot find me. It's over. I'm free.
Actually no one should be having sex. All of us are aged-up minors and the passage of time is inherently problematic