It's Anakin, what were you expecting...?
Or, the Anakin & Padmé Meme, a tragedy(?) in four parts.
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Mandalorian version of Cinderella where the Cinderella figure is a little foundling who was taken in by a noble clan but only for appearances, they're actually mean to them and don't bother training and outfitting them the way they absolutely morally should, but they're plucky and persistent and learn everything they can by observing and practising alone, and then one day there's an announcement of a grand fighting tournament in honour of the new Mandalore, and everyone's very excited and sprucing up their armour for the occasion and the foundling asks if maybe they could go and they get cruelly laughed at and told that of course they can't go, they have no family and therefore they have no armour
so the foundling is left behind while they all go off to have fun
but THEN the Fairy Armourer appears and says "You SHALL go to the tournament!"
and like
picks up a bucket and it magically becomes a beskar helmet
completely outfits them with transformed household objects and sends them on their way with the standard time limit warning, in this case until sunset
they go to the tournament and it is wonderful and they WIN FIGHTS and catch the Mandalore's eye and get invited up to spar with them!
and it's a Very Romantic Fight but just as they've got the Mandalore pinned down they realise the golden light of sunset is shining off their beskar and they have to scram
so they're running off and they trip and lose a shoe and just keep going and that's all the Mandalore finds
and fortunately the Mandalore was a bounty hunter before ascending the throne so they quickly hunt down the mysterious and beautiful stranger without having to ask a lot of randoms to try on a shoe, and they live happily ever after!
by far the stupidest idea 4 a comic ive ever had and that's saying a LOT coming from me <3
Lightsaber retrieval expert Commander Cody finds himself without either a Jedi or a blaster, and has only some stupid laser sword that his General keeps dropping
A pair of sketches from May I had the random motivation to sprucen up
Chewie is short for Chewbacca
Ani is short for Anakin Skywalker
What is Luke short for?
A stormtrooper
I have become the author that only updates every few months then disappears into the void again... I’m so sorry
Fandom is just projections your trauma onto fictional characters and screaming into the void
I was just talking with a friend, and explaining why I adore the clones so much, so I thought I'd yell my love into the Tumblr void, as well.
They're so fascinating to me because, as children, they're treated as interchangeable parts, conditioned to believe that they don't matter as individuals. But despite that, they develop (depending on your adherence to canon, Legends, or whatever) their own culture and very distinct personalities.
They're generally so brave and selfless, which I imagine you can partly chalk up to the awful conditioning they were subjected to, but I also like to think that their closeness growing up fostered genuine concern for the welfare of others.
I could cry until the end of time over some of them getting the chance to learn that they possess their own inherent value, outside of their usefulness to the Republic and ultimately Sidious.
All of my favorite stories focus on the clones' agency and individuality, despite much of the Galaxy (not the Jedi, of course!) treating them as expendable pawns.
And then you add their age into it and I turn into a puddle on the floor. T_T When it comes to life experience, they've had so little, and even if you just look at their biological ages of 20-26-ish throughout the war, they're so young. I'm 39, and the thought of these poor kids going through all the hardships they face is too much for my heart.
Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
Hi my name is M’ando Besk’ar Trauma Mythosaur Fett and I have shiny indestructible metal armor (that’s how I got my name) with red streaks and green tips that reaches my entire body and an icy blue visor like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Boba Fett (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Boba Fett but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a True Mandalorian but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white blastters. I’m also a bounty hunter, and I go to a bounty hunting school called Mandalorian Bounty Hunter School in Mandalore where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a beroya (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly armor. I love ammo shops and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a beskar corset with matching lace around it and a black cumleather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow but no one could tell because of the helmet. I was walking outside MBHS. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of the Kryze Clan stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
Purge Trooper Cody finally finds Obi-wan on Tatooine and is about to Take the Shot til he sees obi chug caf straight from the caf maker and not go to bed for the following 25 hours and cody jusr motherhens himself out of the chips control with sheer willpower to get that dumbass to Sleep
this is so funny, like
purge trooper cody has a simple mission on tatooine and randomly sees obi-wan buying a plum or something at the market and goes full !!! gotta follow him
so he follows him to his hut and observes him for a while just to see obi-wan never ever going near is bed, eating junk and swallowing liters of coffee in a span of minutes and listen, cody could have killed him right there and then but he still has a minimum of honor so he can't just shoot a dehydrated idiot man who's in absolutely no condition to fight, so naturally he has to enter the hut and passive-aggressively cook that man a soup
obi-wan has no idea what's going on but he's vibing
I used to get irritated and be completely baffled by why Rex always gets to go on the cool missions with Obi-Wan Anakin and Ahsoka when Cody doesn’t but then I realized
Cody is the marshal commander and is busy running half the damn army he doesn’t have time to go on random ass side quests someone has to be the adult and stay home
Waxer and Boil reel/tik tok 👀👀
After a mission went well 💕
Taglist:
@melissa-kenobi @starwarsworld @frecklelemonade @escapedthesarlacc @ashlawrites
a bit more than bros, imma be real wit chu anakin...
i love how everyone simultaneously agrees that anakin’s just really oblivious. its a very funny headcanon and i like it 😫😫‼️
dialogue becuz i write my k’s really weird:
anakin: its about time since obi-wan found a good friend and im glad that that person is commander cody
anakin, motioning to obi-wan pulling cody in for a kiss: just look at them!
anakin: the bestest of bros
little brothers is the same
The Mob Psycho theme is not the most ~artistic~ anime theme ever but damn it might be my favorite
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Me: IF EVERYONE IS NOT SPECIAL MAYBE YOU CAN BE WHAT YOU WANT TO BE
me, rewatching my favourite media for the hundredth time: it’s about the comfort. it’s about the nostalgia. it’s about lacking the necessary emotional bandwidth to take in and process new things in this year of our lord 2021
Strawberry girlfriends Ahsoka and Barriss from my modern AU!! ;)
au where temple bombing and conspiracy arc happen at the same very confusing time. of course as we all know both barriss and ahsoka were framed. cue fives barriss and ahsoka on the run and they’re the only ones who know who the sith lord is
~tell my wifi love her~
the password is Kote212
someone called Cody a wireless router once and since that day my life has not known peace. clones have started to manifest in my house.
AHHHHHHHH THANK YOU! I’m so glad you like it!!!! Your fic has sent me down so many Stargate and Star Wars rabbit holes and is one of my all time favorites.
Lmao I have absolutely no clue how to use Tumblr so I probably messed up the tagging 😂
I just finished re-reading A Star to Steer By for the fourth (fifth? maybe?) time and I just had to draw Ahsoka and Host Echo.
Of course they had to be in Ahsoka’s signature pose 😁
Good man that Cody - Good soldiers follow orders.
Me, being emotional about order 66? You bet.
Prompt would fit to Day 4 of Commander Cody Week, but I guess I am a bit late to the party unfortunately.
Drawn in Procreate. Reference used - screenshot from ROTS.
@commandercodyweek
I FINALLY FINISHED THIS !!! T H E M !!!
[Image ID: A digital painting of Star Wars: The Clone Wars character, Obi-Wan Kenobi and Commander Cody. They’re facing the viewer, walking together on the right side of the canvas, on a rainy Coruscant day. Obi-Wan is in his season 7 Jedi outfit, and Cody is wearing a grey naval officer uniform, often referred to as “dress greys” by fandom. He’s carrying the cap, and both he and Obi-Wan are holding Obi-Wan’s large, outer Jedi robe over their heads to shelter from the rain. Their faces are turned toward each other while they walk. A wide Coruscant sidewalk with tall buildings on the right side diminishes into the distance behind them. Streetlamps line the sidewalk, and on the left the sidewalk drops off to reveal another level below. A small foot bridge crosses the gap, going off the canvas, toward another sidewalk and more buildings. Several lanes of speeder traffic trail off to the same vanishing point as the buildings and sidewalk, and a few other pedestrians walk or run through the rain. The scene is mostly blue-green and grey, but the lamps cast warm orange light on the nearby figures. End ID.]
Cody and Obi-Wan got caught in the rain while walking back from some undoubtedly boring diplomatic engagement.
This takes place in the Reconstruction Corps AU, some time after That’s not how it happened. This is how it happened, but before Orbital Decay. Ugh, they’re so in love, I hate them. :)
Timelapse
AO3
Twitch
STAR WARS TRANSFORMERS CLONE COMMANDER CODY TURBO TANK ACTION FIGURE
TURBO TANK
Plo: let me see what you have
Lil soka: a lightsaber :D
Plo, running after her: no!
Glitch was supposed to be a throwaway character but now I’m Attached™️ and in the process of making him a whole squad.
Empire-controlled Kamino is a lot stricter than in the Jedi days, no hair cuts, no tattoos, so when he’s busted out he absolutely goes wild. At one point Waxer has to intervene because he’s fried his hair from bleaching and re-dying it too many times (as a medic he should know better but...), so he settles on shaving different patterns into the side.
I just finished re-reading A Star to Steer By for the fourth (fifth? maybe?) time and I just had to draw Ahsoka and Host Echo.
Of course they had to be in Ahsoka’s signature pose 😁