I JUST WOKE UP FROM A NAP

I’d divorce him too lmao

[i can imagine anything guy voice] i can make anyone objectum.

unfortunate news being aroace does not give you immunity against yearning . sorry. i know . i was disappointed to learn it too

YOU EVER SEE AN ARTIST YOU LIKE AND JUST NEED TO POUR YOUR HEART AND SOUL OUT TO THEM

WAKE UP WAKE UP DO TODAY TODAY ROCKS GET UP GET UP!!! POSTAL DUDE WOULD NOT STAND BY TO WATCH YOU BE TOO ANXIOUS TO SHOWER NO SIR. YOU BETTER GET UP AND SHOWER. POSTAL DUDE IS WAITING WITH A TOWEL AND COFFEE SO GET UPPPP!!!!!

I AM SUSCEPTIBLE TO CLICKBAIT.

If I start my sentence with "Girl" I mean it in a gay way like I'm about to bitch to you about my coworkers who I hate and who I am nothing but nice to. If I start my sentence with "Maaan" I mean it in a tired teen boy way. Like Shaggy learning that he's eaten the last of his vile sandwiches

the whole tiktok situation is EXACTLY why media literacy and education on propaganda is so important. the notifications about tiktok going down and then coming back use VERY propagandistic language, and with a literal fascist coming into power in the us tomorrow we need to be even more critical of the information we’re consuming and stay on the lookout for political stunts like this

anxious when i'm late cause it makes me look sloppy and anxious when I'm on time because it makes me look overeager. do you get me