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I did not hit him

SEX IS NOT THE ONLY TIME YOU SHOULD FEEL LOVED, A REMINDER

No but like, that hurt too much

That one fleabag scene

"Oh, so you like Jegulus?" No no, i don't just like jegulus, i worship jegulus.

me: ok so you know harry potters dead dad?

therapist: i do

me: ok and you know harry potters godfathers emo little brother?

therapist: ...sure

me: theyre actually dating

therapist: can we please talk about your mental heal-

me: they kiss and stuff

a beautiful little family.

He was about to go home, about to return to the place where he had had a family […] The life he had lost had hardly ever seemed so real to him as at this moment, when he knew he was about to see the place where it had been taken from him. (chapter 16, dh)

"Do you think I should murder someone in my book to create tension?"

"Yes you can but what is the name of your book?"

"My autobiography"