Somebody Needs To Keep Reminding Me That I Can’t Leave Kudos After Every Chapter Because I Keep Trying

Jenny Slate, Little Weirds

me: ok so you know harry potters dead dad?

therapist: i do

me: ok and you know harry potters godfathers emo little brother?

therapist: ...sure

me: theyre actually dating

therapist: can we please talk about your mental heal-

me: they kiss and stuff

“Damage doesn’t make you interesting or better. That’s bullshit. That’s not what makes you good. There’s no character to be found in damage.”

— Taliesin Jaffe, once more with the truth bombs holy shit

How do you make people fall in love with you

challenge them to a duel 

fic: and there was only one bed

me, gasping: oh my god and there was only one bed

“i asked chatgpt-” ohhh ok so nothing you are about to say matters at all

I want more people to know that while the Palestine Olympic team consists of only 8 athletes, at least 69 Palestinian Olympic athletes have been killed since October 2023. This includes athletes who were going to compete in these games and retired athletes such as Majed Abu Maraheel, the first Palestinian Olympian, who died of kidney failure in a refugee camp product of lack of medical treatment.

Remember them during these games.

They’re the same picture

Are you okay, babe? You haven't talked about Regulus Black in a while.