Jonathan: *searching For The Key*

I PRESENT YOU

MY GREATEST CREATION

TRACKSUIT CREACHER

ps. yes the tracksuit is BATDIDAS

Today I offer you some Lokis

Keep going back and forth between these two headcanons:

Bruno asking Camilo to pretend to be him for some event because Bruno is tired of socializing

Bruno refraining from asking Camilo to pretend to be him because he overheard Camilo’s verse in We Don’t Talk About Bruno and has some concerns

marc throwing his kippah on the ground, picking it up, apologizing to it, and sobbing is actually something that can be so personal to me, a jew

no emails from johnny today he must be busy having fun with his new friend dracula !

so if I understand this right, Moon Knight is about these two dudes that share a body who are just babysitting the third dude in the body

no way home spoilers i guess

My only plan for tonight is to get f*cked up beyond all recognition. 🥴🍾🍷

+BONUS FOOTAGE OF A DRUNKEN FIVE RUNNING DOWN THE HALLWAYS WITH A MANNEQUIN:

Pesach is coming up so I’m gonna say this

When I first got into Moon Knight I forgot two things

Marc is a non practicing Jew

He’s not close with his family for obvious reasons. Namely being legally dead among other things

But I immediately just thought

How does he celebrate Passover???

His family is ORTHODOX JEWS

HE’S THE AVATAR OF AN EGYPTIAN GOD

passover would be hell

I thought it was like he’d just be singing Dayenu really really awkwardly, shifting around in one of those gray folding chairs at the table, trying to ignore Khonshu standing directly behind him for the sole purpose of making it more awkward, possibly joking at random like it’s a stand up comedy situation because he would

I genuinely just thought he had a really really shitty holiday season, and somehow forgot he was non-practicing for a solid amount of time