Latest Posts by 666lola666 - Page 9

"this is your man?"

yeah

"look at the screen."

that's mine.

"and that's... and that's what you're gonna settle for?"

imma stick beside him.

men will literally build and torture themselves with an AI of their dead wife and trap their entire neighborhood in a groundhog day style timeloop (except for the fact that they continue to age) instead of going to therapy

i did a thing hihi

no because the greater intergalactic community must have been SO confused when rick started carting morty around. like, the intergalactic terrorist known for having no morals and fucking everyone over is suddenly taking this random fucking human kid with him everywhere.

and at first, people are like, maybe the kid is a victim of some kind, like he was kidnapped or something, but nope! according to everyone who's interacted with the two of them together, he seems to be traveling with this known intergalactic terrorist (mostly) willingly!

and then, someone hears the kid call the rick sanchez "grandpa" and the intergalactic internet goes wild.

so people start trying to figure out how the hell rick fucking sanchez managed to get a grandson, and why the hell he's bringing said grandson along on his various errands and genocides. because this kid doesnt really come across as some crazy genius, or epic fighter, or anything like that! but one day, a story begins to spread starting from one of rick's former business partners.

see, this former business partner of rick's thought it would be a good idea to knowingly sell rick fake k-lax, and rick didnt react too kindly to it. but, as the story goes, just as rick goes to send a bullet right through the guy's skull, the kid stops him. he gets rick to stand down as long as the guy gives rick a refund. so this guy survives crossing rick sanchez because some human kid had some sort of sway over rick!

the kid's name gets leaked. it's morty.

so maybe some of rick's enemies decide kidnapping morty will be a good way to get sway over this intergalactic terrorist. and they lock morty up, sure, but theyre not that worried about using the most secure locks or hiding the guns or anything like that. after all, the kid's a pacifist, right?

then imagine their surprise when this human kid comes guns blazing out of the burning wreckage of their base, coated in the guards' blood, just in time to hop into rick's ship (which only just arrived) like its no big deal.

and people realize that this kid might be more of a threat than they thought.

and, eventually, morty smith's presence is almost as intimidating and panic-inducing as the presence of rick sanchez.

and people on space tumblr edit flower crowns onto pictures of morty that they stole from news websites.

I made a post on how Evil Morty is misunderstood, but I feel like Rick is misunderstood as well. A lot of people show him as this cool badass man, or take some of his quotes (Like the one about love just being a chemical reaction that compells animals to breed) to show Rick as sooo relatable XD when you're not supposed to see that quote as correct, Rick is meant to be a broken man who became a monster after trauma and years of self loathing. A lot of people don't get that for some reason.

sad boi hours

I find it charming that an ugly old man brings so many people together ily rickfuckers

“I will love you as a drawer loves a secret compartment, and as a secret compartment loves a secret.”

“I will love you as the iceberg loves the ship.”

“I will love you until the bird hates a nest and the worm hates an apple.”

“I will love you as we find ourselves farther and farther from one another, where once we were so close... I will love you until your face is fogged by distant memory.”

“I will love you if you don't marry me. I will love you if you marry someone else…”

“and I will love you if you never marry at all, and spend your years wishing you had married me after all.”

—Lemony Snicket, The Beatrice Letters

From Infinity Hour:

me when they put an earth shattering quote in one crowded panel when actually I think about it constantly

Rick has no idea how lucky he is, does he have any idea how many people would love to have a grandson like Morty? Who would be protective over them, help them, spend time with them, and get so happy just by hugging them?? Ik Morty is mostly like this due to codependency but also heyyy shut up.

prime be like "tee-hee☺️"

(original by @.sweepswoop_)

toxic old man yaoi🤤

daddy Sanchez, everybodyyy

🎶Baby I'm not over it, but I'm over you🎶

wanted to draw verosika like the poison cover!

Apology tour was nice

my headcanon for actor au is that they are actually great friends on set and stella is a big Stolitz supporter🩷💕🏳️‍🌈

Verosika ✨

wifey🩷

barbie wire is sooo underrated, give my wife some love pls

"are you afraid to love people, blitzy?"