we don't talk enough about how esther clocked edwin basically immediately even before edwin knew it himself. the heteronormative assumption when trying to honeytrap and manipulate a man would be to send in a beautiful woman but she really met him once, said 'oh that boy is absolutely gay' and created him a little crow twink. i know what you are energy
selkie jason AU: so they are not all sea animals but they. like to swim, ok. wet beast AU.
had a random thought of damian being a non-shifting regular human like bruce. this is how they watch movies. sorry about steph she is taking a government mandated bat break (im tired of drawing)
so like basically that north face zip up is a child of divorce is what i’m understanding
okay so like i’m actually deeply deeply upset about pinterest permanently deactivating my account because i spent years on that thing it literally helped me through two years of making my ap art portfolio and genuinely just holds so much memories and i don’t even want to complain anymore im just really quite deeply upset about this
Mark? MARK? Hes wired in. Sorry? He’s wired in. Is he? Yes. How bout now you still wired in? Call security. You issued 24 million new shares of stock! You were told that if new investors came along- how much were your shares diluted? How much were his? You signed the papers. You set me up! You’re gonna blame me because you were the business head of the company and you made a bad business deal with your own company? This is gonna be like im not a part of facebook. It won’t be like youre not a part of facebook. Youre not a part of facebook. My name’s on the masthead! You might wanna check again. Is this because i froze the account??? You think we were gonna let you parade around in your ridiculous suits pretending you were running this company? SORRY MY PRADAS AT THE CLEANERS! Along with my hoodie and my fuck you flip flops, you pretentious douchebag! Security’s here, youll be leaving now. Im not signing those papers. We’ll get that signature. Tell me this isnt about me getting into the Phoenix. You… you did it i knew you did it! You planted the story about the chicken! I didnt plant that story about the chicken- Whats he talking about? You had me accused of animal cruelty! Seriously. What the hells the chicken? And i’ll bet what you hated the most, is that they identified me as a co founder of facebook WHICH I AM. You better lawyer up asshole, cause im not coming back for 30%… im coming back for EVERYTHING. Get him out of here. Its okay, I’m going. Hang on! Almost forgot. Here’s your $19,000. I wouldn’t cash it though i drew it on the account you froze. I like standing next to you, Sean. It makes me look so tough.
“get a job” as an insult: piddlin. implies one’s value is determined by employment. feeds into capitalistic ideals
“get a hobby”: strong. cutting. implies that instead of feeding your soul and potentially creating something beautiful, you are here bothering me.
original picture found on ethel cain’s tumblr
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