How To Chu Your Libero In Two Simple Steps

more shaneposting

also idk if this has been done already but… technologically-impaired farmer gets their hands on a phone and starts chaotically texting their crush

stardew valley update: I’m currently seducing Elliot because I feel like if I get everyone to ten hearts I’ll feel some sense of accomplishment, and it just feels like. Buddy. I know you’re gay. You know I have five girlfriends already. Maybe we can just be buddies and I can keep bringing you duck feathers since you like those. Maybe you should ask Shane or Harvey out.

Dionysus’ ABCs

okay so normally we don’t write for Mr. D. I think the person who requested this was thinking of a different Dionysus??? We don’t write Hades (the game) fics here, or Blood of Zeus. We weren’t sure, so I wrote serious ABC’s for April fools for this man. 

ALSO, YOU ARE BOTH ADULTS IN THIS FIC BECAUSE WE DO NOT CONDONE OTHERWISE. DIONYSUS IS OLD.

Pairing: Dionysus (Mr. D) x reader Request: If you write for him, do you think I could request dionysus ABC’s? Warnings: I mention being tipsy, mention of death, some cuss words. Word count: 1.5k

- Asja

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Oh wait I just had a thot

Imagine fucking Deku so good that you can see OFA softly lighting up and flickering under his skin

I don’t know why that’s so hot to me but it’s been on my mind fr a while👀

I just think it’s hot that the coochie is so good that the guys loose control of their quirk a bit🤤

and it’s so hot cause you can see how much he’s struggling with not letting OFA or anything else go 🥺 so you be a meanie and clench down on him 🥺 and tug at his curls 🥺 and moan that he’s the best hero ever for stuffing you like this 🥺

"Sometimes I wonder if, when you look at me, you wish you were seeing her."

"I see you, Pidge. And you're exactly who I want to see."

Enjoy, Shane fans

Corazon Reacting to Average Sized S/O Wearing his Coat

@glasses-and-bandana-s​ Hi dear~ I was wondering if I could request something for Corazon/Rossinante? How do you think he would react to seeing his average sized s/o wearing his feathered coat? It can be either fluffy or spicy, whichever you think would suit best! And the S/O can be either female or neutral ^^ (You said you preferred details in requests so I hope this is enough akhfkg) Obviously take all the time you need and if you don’t want to do it, that’s perfectly fine, most important is that you have fun <3

Apologies for the wait Love! I hope you enjoy this!! And yeah- I had so much fun with this! Corazon is such a sweet character to write for with his precious cinnamon roll face.

Corazon (Donquixote Rosinante) x Reader (Gender-Neutral/Non-Binary)

Warnings: Fluff and n s f w/spicy writing, meaning adult content under the cut (it is pretty vague since it is Gender-Neutral/Non-binary) Hint of a size kink going on.

*In case it is not clear “average-size” is referring to height. So Reader is not an insane height like Cora.

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Fluff Headcanons:

The second he sees you- His average sized partner in his feathered coat- He is smitten

No matter your height, his coat just devours you, but you are so cute and proud to be wearing it

It reminds him of just how precious you are, how much you mean to him, the man will be a love-stricken fool for the next few minutes as he just admires you in it and the way the coat drags on the floor from how much fabric there is

It is adorable and he will accidentally give away his position when he walks into a wall to greet you

“Do you always wear my coat when I forget it?” He asks with a laugh

With that nod of embarrassment- One that he adores since it means he caught you in the act- You admit it and even better say you love wearing it when he is away, whether it is due to marine work or his secret work, you love to wear it since it reminds you of him when you get lonely

This will make his heart melt

He will feel awful that you ever felt lonely but also his heart is dying from how cute you are in the coat

Without a word, he will just pick you up and cuddle you if it is to make up for leaving

If this becomes a daily occurrence of him catching you in his coat you bet there will be a picture or two so he can admire it when he is away

That and he even may start to leave it on purpose for you

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Yes please, mommy! It's been a while and I read a fic earlier that really riled me up abt sonmophilia. I'd be a good girl just for u if you'd take care of me like that...

-💜

tw: somnophilia

‘s that right? i didn’t know my pretty girl was so needy..

you want me to make you feel good while you’re asleep, hm? i’ll slip my fingers into those cute little panties and make you cum all over them, baby.

bet you’d love to wake up with my face buried between your pretty thighs, wouldn’t you?

MHA MEN + DICK PRINTS

—nsfw + f! reader + various characters + dick prints + hand jobs + lap sitting + more

feat. deku, kirishima, shinso, aizawa, hawks, dabi, and shigaraki. 

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deku can’t resist playing with you when he realizes how much you want his cock. having caught you staring one too many times, he tugs you into his lap eagerly and holds you close, so close that you can feel his breath on your lips, a whisper away from a kiss. he asks you what you need, want to hear you say every dirty detail until you’re squirming, shy and undone while sitting atop his thighs. 

his kiss is fervent, a fevered prayer as his hands guide your body in his direction. he holds your hips in place nudging your legs open a little further with his knees until he can grind against you, feeling your warm cunt through your panties, already slick against his cock. he chastises you for being such a silly girl; would you have let just any man toy with you like this? don’t you know whose cunt this is?

he’s rough on your clit, finding it quickly and attacking it with practiced fingers, proud at how quickly you’re reduced to little more than a slick, precious mess. he is unforgiving, cruel to your sensitive cunt, but he treats the rest of your body with care, as if you were a doll, holding you close and cooing honeyed words into your ear between each kiss and nibble down your neck, contradictory to each slap of his hips against your parted, trembling thighs.

“that’s my girl… tell me how you want it. you know how to ask, don’t you?”

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𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚍 𝙷𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚌𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚗𝚜 | c.h

Pairing :: Corpse Husband x GN! Reader

Requested :: Yes (by Anon 🤸‍♀)

Summary :: Here are some headcanons of what I think/imagine it'll be like being married to our beloved deep voiced streamer!

A/N: I hope you guys like this, especially the anon who requested did! Taglist (for all my future Corpse fics and my one multi-chaptered fic) and Requests are open

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Let's start with the two of you's wedding, shall we?

It'll be a private wedding with just your friends and family invited, the man wouldn't be able to handle too many guests at once due to his Agoraphobia

It won't be a fancy one, just simple enough as you guys prioritize getting married more than trying to make a perfect and grand after party

Later in your little honeymoon, he'll confessed that being able to say that you're now his partner for life makes him very much happy. You're now stuck with him.

You weren't complaining. Now onto your life as a married couple!

Corpse will be the type of husband that'll make you forget you have a name due to how many petnames he will use to refer to you; sweetheart, babe, baby, love, sunshine, honey, you name it!

He will probably be giddy if you do the same, imagine if you do that one tiktok challenge to him where instead of calling him by his usual pet name, you call him by his name and he is so confused

Here's the challenge I was talking about, it's a compilation!

There will be some fights; no matter how perfect you both think the relationship is, it's not picture perfect.

But they never last due to you both learning early on in your relationship before marriage that Communication is Key

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