Oh my God. The Cats movie was so bad it turned Andrew Lloyd Weber into a dog person.
guys i'm excited for the book of bill but my parents won't come back home from america until october so that would probably be when i actually get to have the book i have to wait even longer nooooo
my brain: HEY! What are u doing?
me: I just prepare for the mid-semester exams!
my brain: REALLY? How cute! WERESITTINGANDWATCHINGJASONPLAYBASEBALL WEREWATCHINGJASONPLAYBASEBALL WEREWATCHING JEWISH BOY WHOCANNOTPLAYBASEBALLPLAYBASEBALL WE HAVE SOME BIG FUN BIG FUN WOAHHH WOAHHH OHHHHOHHHH HONEY WHATCHAWAITING FO-SHUTUPHEATHER! STEP INTO MY CANDY STOooOoOOOoOrrre WOAHHHHHHHH OMIGODOMIGOD YOU GUYS LOOK LIKE ELLE GONNA WIN THE PRIZE MY NAME IS KAREN I MAY NOT BE SMAAAAAAAAAARRTTTT that's it.
me: WTF
wait i just realized the the small thing on stage during four jews in a room bitching from obc Falsettos was a small bed.
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"And now I know why! He hates me!"
My friend just got a 4.25/5 on a mutiple-choice chemistry test and she said she just randomly chose the answers. Honey tell me what is like to be god’s favorite?