my brain: HEY! What are u doing?
me: I just prepare for the mid-semester exams!
my brain: REALLY? How cute! WERESITTINGANDWATCHINGJASONPLAYBASEBALL WEREWATCHINGJASONPLAYBASEBALL WEREWATCHING JEWISH BOY WHOCANNOTPLAYBASEBALLPLAYBASEBALL WE HAVE SOME BIG FUN BIG FUN WOAHHH WOAHHH OHHHHOHHHH HONEY WHATCHAWAITING FO-SHUTUPHEATHER! STEP INTO MY CANDY STOooOoOOOoOrrre WOAHHHHHHHH OMIGODOMIGOD YOU GUYS LOOK LIKE ELLE GONNA WIN THE PRIZE MY NAME IS KAREN I MAY NOT BE SMAAAAAAAAAARRTTTT that's it.
me: WTF